Agent 3fan fiction

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Agent 3 turns up in 38 works open to everyone here. The average one runs about 10,700 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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Splatoon

The Splat Chat

by GeminiRed10

Agent-2: This is the dedicated New New Squidbeak Splatoon and associates chat, so please keep the content only work related.Neo3: yes maam understoodagentFUN: oh maragentFUN: anyways what be happening in everyones livesAgent-2: Callie, no. The Captain of the New New Squidbeak Splatoon makes the mistake of creating a group chat. Hijinks ensue.

Teen 70k words 44 / ? ch In progress 1.6k kudos

Angst · Chatting & Messaging · Comedy · Fluff· +5 more

Splatoon

DERMATOLOGISTS HATE THEM! Discover the Secret to Becoming Young Again with These Easy Steps!

by Anonymous

Attempting to get Senior Advisor Craig Cuttlefish back to his old, un-jerky-ified self, the New New Squidbeak Splatoon Feat. Deep Cut and Off The Hook accidentally find the key to living forever- rehydration. The consequences of that being, DJ Octavio and Craig are physically youthful again. Shenanigans ensue.

General 65k words 8 / ? ch In progress 922 kudos

Age Regression/De-Aging · Fake Science · Reconciliation · Redemption· +2 more

Splatoon

The Polaris Project

by Piston24

Beneath the waves, unbeknownst to the Mollusc Era world, lies the remnants of a long-dead civilization - a people reduced to myth and mystery over millenia. Unfortunately, time wasn't as thorough as the Aquatic people believed,and twelve thousand years after they disappeared, an 'Ancestor' walks the Earth once more.A human-in-Splatoon slow-burn drama set in a post-Splatoon 2 AU.Content warnings in chapter summaries. Features illustrations by FalkenJr.

Teen 267k words 32 / ? ch In progress 916 kudos

Action/Adventure · Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence · Content Warnings in Chapter Notes · Human in Splatoon· +30 more

Splatoon

Inkopolis In The Morning

by Gale_Breeze

After escaping what probably should've been certain death, Agent Three is not allowed to sleep. She is instead asked to babysit an Octoling, stop the Captain from committing murder, figure out the exact scope of what the hell happened this morning, and try not to murder Agent 4.She can probably do all of that except the last one.

Teen 39k words 5 ch Complete 798 kudos

Splatoon

Cracked Snowglobes Under Leaky Roofs (and the steps taken to mend them)

by mossible

“Quite tough talk coming from the guy in the snowglobe, eh DJ?”Octavio huffed out a silent, searingly seething breath of bubbles between his teeth. He would not be goaded into an outburst. Not this time.Not when he knew he had a foothold, for once.“If you’re so sure that I’m all talk, then prove it,” he growled, leaning up against the glass keenly.---A century spent hidden away from all that the surface brings had shaped DJ Octavio into who he truly believed himself to be.But, when he's met with not just one familiar face, but many, when his plans to steal the Great Zapfish are thwarted, Octavio soon begins to realize just what he left behind on the surface, all those years ago...

Teen 153k words 20 / ? ch In progress 714 kudos

(you would you absolutely would believe it) · Canon Compliant · Canon-Atypical Swearing · Canon-Typical Humor· +23 more

Splatoon

Pearl can you stop giving Marina free diamonds the command message is clogging up chat

by HoneyRocket

Splatoon 3 just dropped.OBVIOUSLY, that means I gotta make a fic about everyone playing minecraft together

General 15k words 14 / ? ch In progress 710 kudos

(spoilers they pretty much are) · Callie and Paruko say they’re friends after breaking up but they lowkey hate each other lol · Craig’s worse than Marie at the game · Frye and Shiver make fun of like everyone when they play· +34 more

Splatoon

The Surface Is Weird And

by Gale_Breeze

After having a decent night of sleep for the first time in a week, Eight is super ready to go shopping and get some proper stuff that isn't coated in her own blood. But the surface is really, REALLY confusing, and her friends just keep making it even more confusing to wrap her head around? She can figure it out though... She's sure of it. At least nobody is shooting at her this time.

Teen 129k words 7 ch Complete 701 kudos

my girl is hella hard to write · Vague Worldbuilding

Splatoon

Tea and Gladiolus

by angelictactics

Following the mess in Kamabo, Agent Three finds herself taking in the Octoling that saved not only her life, but the entirety of Inkopolis Square. Now that Agent Eight has moved in, Three is ready to move on - but as side effects of being hijacked by Commander Tartar arise, is she as ready as she thinks? ( Agent 3 Centric )

Teen 161k words 14 / ? ch In progress 656 kudos

(i really mean everyone) · Agent 24 · And chapter 11 · Crush at First Sight· +19 more

Splatoon

Looking, Feeling, Touching

by Roguespirit

Ever since the Calamari Inkantation, Eight has always wanted to know more about Inklings. Since coming to the surface, there's one Inkling, in particular, she wants to know more about. As Eight tries to get closer to Three, she realizes she must first learn more about inklings and Three may have her own obstacles to overcome.

Teen 115k words 28 ch Complete 656 kudos

Agent 24 · Bi-Curiosity · Budding Love · Female Agent 3· +7 more

Splatoon

May I offer you an egg in these trying times?

by Bingoboy

Pearl looked down at marina. Clutched in her hands was an egg. A foggy green color. Roughly the size of a baseball. Slippery like ink but warm to the touch. Pearls mind initially thought it was some sort of dud or dead egg, but the small dark creature wiggling within proved otherwise Marina and Pearl end up with an accidental egg, how do they navigate life with this new addition?

Teen 24k words 20 / ? ch In progress 610 kudos

Accidental Baby Acquisition · Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism · Angst with a Happy Ending · Eggs· +19 more

Splatoon

Home is Cozy

by mcGalore

Captain’s life living with three freeloaders she regrettably loves.

Teen 79k words 50 ch Complete 562 kudos

Fluff · Some angst · oneshots · Slice of Life· +17 more

Splatoon

Surviving an Undertow

by perfectdisharmony

Agent 8 may have a crush on Agent 3. You know, the seemingly ruthless, beautiful badass inkling who tried to kill him twice? That one.

Teen 16k words 10 / ? ch In progress 527 kudos

Like really slow · Personal Growth · Self-Discovery · Slow Burn· +4 more

Splatoon

Strangers in a Strange

by skullgrunt

After saving Inkopolis from certain doom it comes crashing down on a certain Agent that, despite Inkopolis is her supposed new home, she doesn't exactly have anywhere to settle down. Though it seems a certain old Captain has a rather ill-conceived plan for the Octoling's living situation. This is a joint fic between me and my best friend Rad !! There will be potential Octo Expansion spoilers here and what not.

Teen 90k words 9 ch Complete 496 kudos

This is super headcannon heavy · octoling - Freeform · Inkling - Freeform · Octo Expansion· +5 more

Splatoon

Within Palace Walls

by nastymajesty

After escaping the Deep Sea Metro, Agent 3 and 8 seem to have parted ways, but unexpected events have led them back together. Agent 3 seems to have contracted an illness from the metro but refuses to accept help for it, and Agent 8 becomes wrapped up in both helping them and trying to find out about who she was in the past.Foli, meanwhile, wants revenge for the death of her sister.

Teen 96k words 16 / ? ch In progress 470 kudos

He/Him Lesbian Character · Octo Expansion Spoilers · Other Additional Tags to Be Added · Recovery· +6 more

Splatoon

Riding Out the Wave

by theashemarie

Pearl likes it when things are tender and quiet, when she can imagine that it'll be easy when she eventually tells Marina about how twisted up and warm she gets around her. Until then, Pearl likes to pretend. But, when a brand deal with Mr. Grizz goes south, Pearl must confront things directly.

Teen 17k words 6 / ? ch In progress 432 kudos

I love her · Rating for Cursing · Salmon Run · Swearing· +9 more

Splatoon

Lost and Found

by JeanWhite

(Splatoon 3 spoilers in summary) After the battle with Mr. Grizz, Dj Octavio becomes stranded at the Squid Sister's camp. Nobody is happy about this.

Teen 17k words 12 / ? ch In progress 414 kudos

Adventure · Angst · Enemies to Lovers · Getting Back Together· +8 more

Splatoon

wishful thinking

by aglowSycophant

Three wishes she would stop feeling like she's about to die whenever she's around Eight. Eight wishes inklings weren't so weird. Four wishes her friends would just make out already so she can continue on with her life. Only one of these come true.

Teen 17k words 5 ch Complete 382 kudos

Canon Compliant · Cross-Posted on FanFiction.Net · Mutual Pining · Sort Of· +4 more