Agent Pfan fiction

Character · 43 works

Agent P turns up in 22 works open to everyone here. The average one runs about 6,100 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz+1

The Platypus from O.W.C.A.

by cthulhu_is_chaotic_good

“You want to do what?” Alex asked again, certain that he must have misheard the crazed scientist.“I want to use my Short Arms-Inator to take over the Tri-State Area!” the doctor insisted.

General 2.4k words 1 ch Complete 240 kudos

Crack · Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. · Dr. Doofenshmirtz’s Evil Plans (are foiled again) · Forget James Bond - the Best Agent is Agent P· +4 more

The Owl House (Cartoon)

Vendetta For Vee

by Tums_Festival

“I have only studied this creature for a few days, but if we decide to make a move against her, I’ll resign from this agency in ten minutes and forget everyone here in twenty.” A couple of bumbling government agents monitor Vee while she is at summer camp. After discovering that she is harmless, both are forced to make a hard choice. Meanwhile, Vee attempts to adapt to the human realm and its apparent lack of magic. -- This is the third story chronologically in my Last Garden series. No other readings are needed to understand it. The Last Garden is an attempt to merge multiple fandoms together in an alternate universe. An alternate universe consisting of a hypermassive Birch World and its many clusters of continents. 'Earth' in it is but one group of continents, similar to ours but different in many ways. Technology here has barely passed the early 20th century, so diesel and steampunk galore.

General 18k words 8 ch Complete 187 kudos

Alternate (Human) Timeline · Alternate Earth · Fish Outa Water · Reality Check Summer Camp· +2 more

Phineas and Ferb+1

Aren't You A Little Young to be Building an Interdimensional Portal?

by kittyhazelnut

Sam and Dean Winchester are just trying to save their mother from an apocalyptic doom. Thanks to Dr. Doofenshmirtz's desperate attempt to make a friend, they get stranded in Danville instead. The hunters enlist the help of a group of children to build a portal home, while OWCA agent Perry the Platypus works with his nemesis to get rid of the threat.

General 16k words 15 ch Complete 111 kudos

Crossover · Phineas and Ferb/Supernatural Crossover · PnF · SPN - Freeform

Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi)+1

Bullying Cleary

by Aragorn_II_Elessar

Agent Cleary tries to interrogate May, only to get bullied. Crack fic.

Teen 472 words 1 ch Complete 66 kudos

Bully Maguire · Crack · Memes · Spider-Man: No Way Home (Movie)

Phineas and Ferb

Threatening Identity

by NerdyFan77

Agent P was a secret agent platypus for the OWCA, that was owned by step genius brothers Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher. Along with their sister Candace Flynn, they had no idea until today that their pet platypus Perry was anything more than a typical pet. In the brothers’ own words, “He’s a platypus. He doesn’t do much”.

General 5.8k words 3 / ? ch In progress 10 kudos

Secret Identity · LOVEMUFFIN - Freeform · Secret Identity Threatened · Possibly Discovered· +1 more

Phineas and Ferb+1

Niepriedvidiennyie

by Rainy_Elliot

Было написано в 2011-м в подарок для Рэбушко.

General 260 words 1 ch Complete 2 kudos Russian

Crossover · Humor · Secret Identity · кроссовер· +4 more

Phineas and Ferb

Rogue for a Reason

by NerdyFan77

Spin off from local_dragon_haunt’s story “When Glass Shatters”.Major Monogram discovers that his best agent (Agent P aka Perry the Platypus) has been lying to him for the better part of two years. Agent P’s host family knows the platypus’s secret. As such, it’s time to confront and inform him of his dismissal from the agency and the forced mind wiping of those who know.

General 5.2k words 4 / ? ch In progress 13 kudos

Rogue Agent P · Rogue Perry the Platypus · Rogue for a Reason · post identity reveal

Phineas and Ferb

Recovery

by NerdyFan77

One of Doctor Doofensmirtz’s inators actually worked, to the point of causing a catastrophic earthquake and leading to him becoming mayor in his brother’s absence, due to injury. After successfully taking him down, Agent P made his way back to his family (who at one point, had seen him fighting Dr. Doofensmirtz). With the bulk of the emergency now over, he knew it was finally time to give them the explanation he had previously promised, regardless of whether or not his boss agreed with it.

General 1.9k words 1 ch Complete 8 kudos

Secret Identity · Identity Reveal · Hurt/Comfort · earthquake· +1 more

Phineas and Ferb

Reunited

by shopgirl152

For five years, Perry has been carrying the memory of the day him and the boys fought against Second Dimension Doofenshmirtz. Five years he has been forced to keep secret. But when Monogram calls him in to work late one afternoon, Perry finds himself honorably discharged from service…and able to be reunited with his boys.

General 2.4k words 1 ch Complete 302 kudos

Across the 2nd Dimension · reunited · Reunion · Family· +5 more

Phineas and Ferb

Change of Heart

by shopgirl152

After seeing the touching hug between Phineas and Perry right before the amnesinator is set to go off, Major Monogram has a change of heart.

General 298 words 1 ch Complete 155 kudos

Alternate Universe · Family · Friendship · Hurt· +3 more

Phineas and Ferb

Calm in the Storm

by shopgirl152

Amidst the chaos of the Normbots chasing them, admidst his brother's shock and hurt upon discovering their pet is a secret agent, Ferb is the calm in the storm. The one who can keep his family together and calm everyone down. one-shot.

General 576 words 1 ch Complete 154 kudos

Family · Hurt · Comfort · Drama· +4 more

Phineas and Ferb

Second Chance

by shopgirl152

Without either of the boys realizing it, they had given him a new start. A start where he was just Perry, the family pet. Not a secret Agent who had kept a secret from them for five years.

General 514 words 1 ch Complete 104 kudos

Hurt · Comfort · Across the 2nd Dimension · Family· +2 more

Black Widow (Comics)+12

A Crash Course in Chaos

by AP_Squared

Kate groaned, pulling out her phone. “She’s gonna kill me.”“Oh good. Yeah, what’s one more person trying to kill us? Personally, I don’t think 100 is enough. 101 like 101 Dalmatians is a much more perfect number,” Peter spat sarcastically as he watched her scroll through her contacts.He glanced over her shoulder as he ducked down at another round of bullets. Her thumb pressed the call button on a contact name he couldn’t see.“Bye bye Miss American Pie…drove my Chevy to the levy…”Kate glanced at Peter at the sound of the popular 70’s song softly playing in the midst of raining gunfire and the pitter-patter of the sprinklers.“What the hell?” She muttered.ORA wealthy archery prodigy, a young traumatized superhero, and a reformed Russian assassin cross paths and form a chaotic partnership while fighting to take down common enemies.

Teen 82k words 17 / ? ch In progress 223 kudos

Action/Adventure · Angst · Anxiety Attacks · Awesome Kate Bishop· +38 more