Argus Filchfan fiction

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Argus Filch turns up in 1,078 works open to everyone here. The average one runs about 18,600 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Personal Magic

by Alisanne

Challenge: Written for Snape100's prompt #662: Snape and Squibs - Argus Filch. Beta(s): Sevfan and Emynn. Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

General 102 words 1 ch Complete 73 kudos

Harry Potter - Rowling

Funeral Blues

by Delphi

Argus Filch brings Professor Snape home after the events of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

General 100 words 1 ch Complete 38 kudos

Drabble · Drama · Grief · Canonical Character Death

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Sweep

by Squibstress

In the aftermath of the battle, Argus does the only thing he can.

Teen 1.4k words 1 ch Complete 22 kudos

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

What a mess

by CynicalRainbow

Argus always wondered why Albus Dumbledore had ever hired him. He couldn’t do magic, he couldn’t stand children and more than anything else he hated mess.Now here was some Dark Lord messing up the castle. He wouldn’t stand for this.

General 2.5k words 1 ch Complete 21 kudos

POV Argus Filch · Battle of Hogwarts · Crack Treated Seriously · Happy Ending· +2 more

Harry Potter - Rowling

The Plaque

by scatteredlogic

It's ten years past the final battle, and Argus Filch tends to a plaque.

General 708 words 1 ch Complete 14 kudos

Angst · Ficlet

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Spice Up Your Life

by NaomiJameston

Argus Filch prides himself on not allowing Muggle technology within Hogwarts walls. But sometimes that means he keeps it for himself.

General 1.2k words 1 ch Complete 12 kudos

Humor · Fluff · Fluff and Humor · Crack Treated Seriously· +8 more

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Ye Olde Religion

by Ireallyenjoyforgetting

Ye Olde ReligionSecond printingScrivenshaft and Associates Press   A philosophical treatise on Magic and our lost connection to her.

General 542 words 1 ch Complete 12 kudos

Books · Fictional Religion & Theology · Old Gods · philosophical musings

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

ArgusVacuum

by MurasakiNeko

During the summer holidays, Argus Filch is the haunt of the Muggle yardsale. It is here among the cheap rubbish he finds his true love.

General 593 words 1 ch Complete 11 kudos

Squibs · Muggle Life · Silly · Crack Treated Seriously

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Pokhoronnyi bliuz

by berenica

Аргус Филч забирает профессора Снейпа домой после событий, описанных в «Гарри Поттер и Дары Смерти».

General 78 words 1 ch Complete 10 kudos Russian

Drabble · Drama · Grief/Mourning · Перевод на русский | Translation in Russian

Harry Potter - Fandom

Forgive Me

by DarkStarlet

Argus Filch is a Squib.

General 155 words 1 ch Complete 9 kudos

Squibs

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Eugenics

by foreword

On his eleventh birthday, Argus didn’t get any cake.

General 867 words 1 ch Complete 6 kudos

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Selaphobia

by iexisttolive

Gus' life is changed forever when he learns he's a wizard - his entrance to the Wizarding World is marred however, by an event that will shape the rest of his life. Argus Filch grew to be a bitter man, but he was once more than a caretaker squib. This is his story. Written for The Phobia Challenge.

Teen 1.3k words 1 / ? ch In progress 6 kudos

Untold Perspective · Pre-Voldemort · Phobia

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Dvoie na diezhurstvie

by Naila_Bannayeva

Обитатели Хогвартса практически не обращают внимания на ворчливого смотрителя и его пушистую любимицу - "костлявое создание цвета пыли". Лишь немногие маги знают, какую тайну скрывают эти двое. И уж совсем никто не знает, о чем Филч говорит с миссис Норрис во время дежурств...

General 3.9k words 5 ch Complete 5 kudos Russian

Drama · POV First Person · AU · Missing Scene

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

One Night in Azkaban

by Doomspark

Argus takes a desperate chance to become a wizard. My answer to the How Filch found his Firepower Challenge on TPP.

General 753 words 1 ch Complete 4 kudos

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Cakes and Turnips

by inamac

Young Argus Filch discovers new friends and makes a new tradition.

General 203 words 1 / ? ch In progress 3 kudos

english customs

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

The Switch

by Lamia of the Dark (VisceraNight)

When Umbridge reinstates corporeal punishment at Hogwarts, Filch celebrates.

Teen 129 words 1 ch Complete 3 kudos

Character Study · Humor · Implied/Referenced Child Abuse · Old Fic