Batcowfan fiction

Character · 96 works

Batcow turns up in 49 works open to everyone here. The average one runs about 8,500 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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Justice League - All Media Types+1

Imaginary Friends in High Places

by Miss_Iscariot

In a bid to protect his secret identity, Billy Batson tells the Justice League he doesn't have one- because he's actually a magically powerful child's imaginary friend. Now with plot!

General 24k words 15 / ? ch In progress 1.6k kudos

Based on a Tumblr Post · Bruce Wayne's relentless need to adopt all the children · Fluff · Foster Care· +10 more

Batman (Comics)+2

Moths

by jerseydevious

Bruce and Damian take a walk through the snow.

General 2.9k words 1 ch Complete 412 kudos

Bruce Wayne is a Good Parent · Father-Son Relationship · and then asks for a horse · damian cuddles a cow· +2 more

DCU+1

building barns and burying feelings

by andyling, nygmamale

“You seem nervous.” Tim gestured to his drumming fingers. They stilled. “Maybe just about work,” Bruce suggested, attempting to satisfy Tim with an answer. Tim made a noise of understanding and leaned against the side window. Wayne Industries had most recently entered the business of solar panels, which placed their CEO and his business-savvy son in Kansas in search of potential business partners. Tim seemed especially motivated to assist Bruce in this after taking an environmental science class and learning all about how billion-dollar industries like his father’s were killing the earth. Bruce’s insistence that Wayne Industries didn’t actually contribute to pollution fell on deaf ears. He hoped this adventure would encourage Tim to recognize the company’s attempt at eco-friendliness.  Bruce backed up, then drove forward off the road, towards the barn. As he drove up, his gaze drifted to the house, lingering on the windows, and he lost himself in thought. Tim turned forward just in time to see a large cow walk right in front of their car. “Dad, cow!” currently on hiatus. sorry!

Teen 9.1k words 4 / ? ch In progress 147 kudos

Alternate Universe · Alternate Universe - Human · Alternate Universe - No Powers · Bruce Wayne Visits Smallville· +20 more

Batman - All Media Types

'My Name is Batcow if found please return me to the Bat-Cave' (Pasture May 14th)

by McJones

Its always a dangerous thing when Klarion gets bored around you. You might just find yourself with out any thumbs, and sold to a meat processing plant. Thank god the newest baby Robin has a soft spot for animals, at least you get adopted into a nice loving home. Or the misadventures of one Jason Todd-Wayne, Zombie cow extraordinaire.

General 2.6k words 1 ch Complete 109 kudos

Animal Transformation · Fluff and Crack · Jason Todd Needs A Hug · Jason Todd is Batcow· +4 more

Batman (Comics)+1

Tripled

by DianaBanana777

Bruce is broke, Talia recovers his stolen fortune, also Batman stepped on something disgusting.

Teen 1.3k words 1 ch Complete 28 kudos

Batman steps on Poop · Fluff · Fluff and Humor · Funny· +7 more

Batman - All Media Types+1

and a bovine with a

by renecdote

Damian goes to Batcow for comfort after a disagreement with his father. He gets it, but also from someone else.

General 865 words 1 ch Complete 676 kudos

Fluff · bonding over animals · Emotional Hurt/Comfort · of the mostly comfort variety· +3 more

Batman - All Media Types+2

How do you Milk a Batcow

by Trista_zevkia

Sometimes, even the Bat-family has to call in an expert.

Teen 3.9k words 1 ch Complete 601 kudos

Fluff and Humor · Getting Together · Breeding · Discussion of Rape· +1 more

Batman - All Media Types+1

But He's Baby

by Living_Free

Roy faces his past.Jason wants to put Oliver in a cast.Dick is revealed to a violent hen,and Damian retells the Little Mermaid, but makes it between two men.

General 4.2k words 1 ch Complete 756 kudos

A baby - Freeform · Batfamily · Batfamily (DCU) · Connor Hawke is a BABY in this story· +13 more

Batman - All Media Types+2

Parturition

by skylarkblue

After a late summer storm, Batcow escapes. A few weeks later, Damian is checking her over only to realise she is pregnant.He freaks out. His siblings are there for him.

General 6.7k words 1 ch Complete 166 kudos

Sibling Bonding · Slice of Life · Feel-good · Damian Wayne-centric

Batman - All Media Types

Pasture

by Cant_Smoke_Eggs, soyasauce

Bruce may have resigned himself to not indulging his shifter side years ago - had chosen that, in fact - but this was just too much. He glanced out the window, to the field where Batcow was grazing. His field.And then calling her Batcow to boot, like this family didn't already have a bat that was also a cow.To be fair, it was not like his kids knew that.

General 1.8k words 1 ch Complete 163 kudos

365 Days of Suffering: The Series · Bruce Wayne Has Too Many Kids · Bruce Wayne is a Good Parent · Crack· +12 more

Batman - All Media Types

You’re Better Off Without Me

by Magicalgirl16

Summary: Damian tells magic users from the League of Assassins to erase him from the memories of his family so he can start a new life without them.

General 1.2k words 4 ch Complete 74 kudos

Bittersweet Ending · I Made Myself Cry · Memory Alteration · Out of Character· +2 more