Bayonettafan fiction

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Bayonetta turns up in 25 works open to everyone here. The average one runs about 6,500 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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Bayonetta (Video Games)+2

Snakes and Butterflies

by KillerGirlFuria

On an excursion to Britain, Bayonetta finds a baby abandoned on the doorstep of one of many identical homes in suburban Surrey.Taking the child for herself is the logical course of action, isn't it?Or: Harry Potter grows up an Umbra Witch, and the British Wizarding World isn't even remotely ready.Alternatively titled: "Bayonetta's Adventure in Parenthood, or How British Wizarding World Dug Its Own Grave"

Teen 21k words 5 / ? ch In progress 793 kudos

Age Progression · BAMF Harry Potter · Dark Magic · Demons· +5 more

Super Smash Brothers

smash ultimate but it's a gay ass chatfic

by Anichibi

Samus: Important announcement, Ridley managed to get inside, nobody is safe, hide immediatelyIke: samus, ridley and peach are having a tea partySamus: what the fuck

Teen 6.3k words 11 / ? ch In progress 644 kudos

And now everyone is Sora's friend · Breaking the Fourth Wall · Crack · Everyone is Kirby's Friend· +5 more

Bayonetta (Video Games)

Most Omnipotent Goddess

by Flairina

They say God works in mysterious ways, and they're right.I'd know. I am her.Apparently.(Jubileus SI - yes, seriously)

Teen 53k words 18 / ? ch In progress 643 kudos

Angels · Crack Treated Seriously · Demons · Elemental Magic· +15 more

Bayonetta (Video Games)+2

“If you need to learn how to talk to a lady, ask your mum.”

by orphan_account

After finally relaxing from the mess that was Akira Kurusu’s second year of high school. A new mysterious danger arises. And who better to help Akira with this trouble of his than mother dearest.(A Bayonetta as jokers mom au, that takes itself a bit too seriously)(currently being re-written new update planned for late June (not April, sorry about that (got really sick and finals kicked me in the a**) ))

Teen 8.6k words 8 / ? ch In progress 548 kudos

Alternate Universe - Modern with Magic · Bayonetta is tall · Canon-Typical Violence · Long Lost/Secret Relatives· +9 more

Bayonetta (Video Games)+1

You're an Umbra Harry

by Unwritten_Future

One chilly night, Bayonetta finds a child left on the doorstep of an unwelcoming home. She decides to take matters into her own hands, and the rest as they say, is history

Teen 65k words 25 / ? ch In progress 542 kudos

More names as they become relevent

Bayonetta (Video Games)+1

Auntie Butterfly

by rex101111

While on a routine mission that goes pear shaped more quickly than usual, Dante and Vergil discover something new about their family.That being, that they have more than they thought.

Teen 2.1k words 1 ch Complete 346 kudos

Crack · Silly · The Sparda bois and their kooky family · the title kinda spoils it but eh· +1 more

Metal Gear+1

Blooming on the Battlefield

by Extremelyslappy

"So... you've been with him since... how long?" Samus asked the rugged man. The bar's soft tunes filling the space between them. "Uhm... several years," Snake responded casually. "And you haven't proposed to him?" She asked for clarification rather than actual curiosity. Her fingers carefully around the shot glass."Yep," The one-word response hit Samus in the head. She groaned as she hid her face in her hands before snapping her head up and chugging the shot down swiftly. "You're hopeless, wow. You know what you gotta do, right?" Her chin resting on the palm of her hand. Snake downed his shot also in response.(AKA a smash bros fic where Snake tries to propose to Otacon while still keeping up with the insanity of Smash)

General 71k words 10 / ? ch In progress 318 kudos

Character Study · Cheesy · Crossover · Fluff· +7 more

Bayonetta (Video Games)

Rodin the Kid Detector

by MaeDay (Wolf_Shadow)

Cereza and Jeanne are finally living the life they dreamed of so many centuries ago.Despite the loss of their home and culture, they've found peace in their love for one another and with the freedom they thought they'd never achieve.Now that the grand schemes of Gods and Madmen seem to have finally come to an end, they enjoy their jobs, their hobbies, their drinks and angel slaying like proper Umbra should.Until they unwittingly set themselves down the most terrifying path in life imaginable, Parenthood.

General 15k words 3 / ? ch In progress 316 kudos

Drama · Happy Ending · Hurt/Comfort · Kid Fic· +3 more

Bayonetta (Video Games)+2

An Umbran Trickster

by TraschanAkechi

When Cereza stumbled into their shared apartment reeking of copious amounts of alcohol and another man's cologne, Jeanne hadn't expected a kid. Neither had she expected Cereza to keep it. All they needed now were a couple parenting blogs, a dozen trips to Rodin and Enzo's wife for help, and a last name.(A Bayonetta is Joker's Mom fic.)

Teen 15k words 3 / ? ch In progress 304 kudos

Everyone is Afraid and Confused · Good Mom Bayonetta · Joker is an Umbra Witch · Persona 5: The Royal Spoilers

Bayonetta (Video Games)

Endlings

by andthatisterrible

Set after the events of Bayonetta 2, Bayonetta and Jeanne return to the ruined city of Vigrid following a trail linked to their own pasts. This is a very story-driven fic, but also has plenty of bayojeanne content in it as well.

Teen 30k words 6 ch Complete 245 kudos

Canon Compliant · Established Relationship · it's set after bayo2 · so it builds off of canon