Beeffan fiction

Character · 1,029 works

Beef turns up in 27 works open to everyone here. The average one runs about 4,700 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

Works

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Original Work

炖牛肉的菜谱

by North2325

唔这是一个菜谱的分享,因为我做出来很好吃,我很喜欢,所以在主页的一个作品中写了。然后这个是完整版菜谱,只是想分享给大家,欢迎评论。

General 1.2k words 1 ch Complete 2 kudos Chinese

Author's Note · Comfort Food · Cooking · Fandom Food· +6 more

Dispatch (Video Game)

In Case of Sadness, Apply Dog.

by Rossy_Mossy

Beef is smart. Beef is fast. Beef is rotund. Beef can do many things — except get Mecha Man to take care of himself. As he's brought through the doors of the Superhero Dispatch Network, Beef sets his sights on a new mission: Recruit a strong pack to take care of his human.

General 2.1k words 1 / ? ch In progress 5.7k kudos

Best Boi Beef · Dad figure Chase · Everyone wants Roberts Robertson · no beta we die like Roberts self esteem· +6 more

Dispatch (Video Game)

Safe in the Arms of the Past

by SmoresAndChores

Blonde Blazer gets a call late at night that a child saved from a potential kidnapping situation could very well be SDN's newest Dispatcher. A few secrets come out, and suddenly everything is a lot more complicated as Robert becomes the centre of the weirdest game of capture the flag.With him as the flag. (Robert is de-aged to the last time he felt safe, which is at 11. Inspired by @killershark82 on Tumblr)

Teen 32k words 11 / ? ch In progress 5.3k kudos

Age Regression/De-Aging · Angst and Hurt/Comfort · Attempted Kidnapping · Child Neglect· +10 more

Dispatch (Video Game)

accepting warmth

by EmmaSmoke

A random villain-of-the-week makes Robert late for work. It's only by a few minutes, yet the encounter that hardly lasted a few seconds instills a sudden chill in Robert's bones. Its persistence is matched only by the Z-Team's stubbornness as they force their dispatcher to join them in activities they think will warm him up.But none of it matters if Robert can't learn to believe he'll ever be warm again... or that he deserves the warmth this team brings him. -- Post-Episode 8 (Good/Pacifist/No Romance/Everyone is Forgiven ending) Trigger Warnings: Self-destructive/self-harming tendencies, suicidal ideation/thoughts, near-death experience(s)

Teen 35k words 9 ch Complete 4k kudos

Adorable Waterboy (Dispatch) · Alcohol · Angst · Beef the Dog is Best Boy (Dispatch)· +32 more

Dispatch (Video Game)

Avoidant-Restrictive

by impishEXE

Robert Robertson has an interesting relationship with food, to say the least. The Z-team is not having any of that.

Teen 15k words 10 / ? ch In progress 3.8k kudos

ARFID · Alternate Universe - No One Gets Cut From The Z-Team (Dispatch) · Avoidant/Restrictive Food Intake Disorder · Bad Parent Robert "Robbie" Robertson | Astral Mecha Man· +20 more

Dispatch (Video Game)

The pain's worth it (but it sucks)

by Olive_of_Vanders

Robert wakes up to his back pain flaring up and has to call out from work, only for some nosy co-workers to find him.

Teen 1.9k words 1 ch Complete 2.2k kudos

Best Friends Flambae & Prism (Dispatch) · Chronic Pain · Hurt Robert Robertson | Mecha Man · Pain· +5 more

Dispatch (Video Game)

The Wine-Dark Sea

by devotional_doldrums

The man was in a suit that almost reminded Robert of something from Cirque du Soleil, all skin-tight, shimmering fabric with bursts of red and orange and a V-neck that showed a lot more than neck. The wrap-around sunglasses didn’t even look that ridiculous.  Infuriatingly, he managed to be beautiful, like a Monet in an Ikea frame is beautiful. He had changed very little in the years since Robert first encountered him, at least physically. Robert couldn’t say the same.

Teen 76k words 19 / ? ch In progress 2k kudos

Angst with a Happy Ending · Canon Divergence · Canon-Typical Violence · Chronic Pain· +20 more