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"Absolute unit" livestock meme

VID Squares Are

by bironic

"In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit." Or: improbably shaped livestock.

General 90 words 1 ch Complete 74 kudos

Memes · Humor · archival images · Art· +3 more

Cows - Matthew Stokoe

drabables 3 cow edition

by Corpse_inc

i havee idea for fandom thing sometime and i reaally wanna get back into writing again...plz leve commet

Teen 1.5k words 1 ch Complete 1 kudos

Animal Death · Comedy · more to come - Freeform

Cow - Fandom

One Hundred Cows

by BiBeanTransBean

My friend The Man The Man No came up with this idea, HOPE YOU LIKE IT. IF YOU ARE AN ANIMAL LOVER DO NOT READ BUT IF YOU DO I'M VERY SORRY!!

General 800 words 100 ch Complete 1 kudos

Animal Death · Animals · Cows · Death· +4 more

The Magnus Archives (Podcast)

kein ayin hara

by schrodingers_zombie

Jon doesn’t say anything, but he’s watching as Martin untangles himself from Jon’s limbs and reaches back to unclasp something from around his neck. He holds it up for Jon to see, and Jon touches the small hand-shaped pendant gently, then frowns.“An eye. Really, Martin? That’s not funny. Or, possibly, a good idea.”

General 1.1k words 1 ch Complete 184 kudos

Good Cows · Intimacy · because. you know. symbolism. · but it was fun to write so i don't even care if it's bad· +7 more

Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo

Prelude

by magic_teddy_bear

A quick prelude to an aj or series of sorts I’m going to write on and off for Six of Crows. This should give you an idea of the tone, and what I’ll focus on.

General 367 words 1 ch Complete 27 kudos

A think piece really · Matthias Helvar Lives · Relationship Study

Smallville

Feed The Cows

by ciaan

Written January 2006 for Madelyn's 100th Episode Party. One of Jonathan's platitudes turns around to bite him in the ass.

General 174 words 1 ch Complete 10 kudos

Crack · Episode Related

The Magnus Archives (Podcast)

New Neighbors

by schrijverr

I got really inspired to write a small fluffy fic based on this art, so this is just about Jon and Martin and their new neighbors: a few very fluffy and nice highland cows :)

General 848 words 1 ch Complete 78 kudos

Fluff · Good Cows (The Magnus Archives) · Set in Episodes 159-160 | Scottish Safehouse Period (The Magnus Archives) · Tooth-Rotting Fluff· +4 more

Men's Hockey RPF

soft to the touch, feels like love

by GracelingwithPoiseWithoutGrace

Claude is a farmer who is petrified of cows. One morning, he wakes up to find half the herd of an unknown neighbour in his yard. In the process of trying to get rid of them, Claude meets a cutie in a most ugly way.

General 2.2k words 1 ch Complete 67 kudos

AU- Not Hockey Players · Cows and their associated shennanigans · Farmer Claude · Farmer Sid· +4 more

Original Work

Cow People from the Year

by The_Exile

Now it was 9am, he'd finished his morning coffee and the mooing was still there outside his window...

Teen 1.5k words 1 ch Complete 16 kudos

Learning About the Consequences of Your Life in the Future · Cows · Aliens · Surreal· +4 more

Original Work

Henry the Fox unfinished

by exhausting_melody

Henry the Fox might not be the most skilled hunter roaming this forest, but he is for sure the most curious.Henry thought this hunt would be like any other he's had before, but he could've never guessed what lies on the other side of the hill.

General 1.7k words 1 ch Complete

Short Story · Humorous · creative writing · a story about a fox