Homestuck
by Asuka Kureru (Askerian)
-- uranianUmbra [UU] started trolling grimAuxiliatrix [GA] --UU: hUllo! i hope i'm not distUrbing yoU?UU: i don't think we have talked like this before, so jUst in case, this is calliope! ^u^ i Used to be a cherUb.GA: Ah You Are The Muse Of Space OneGA: Not The Horrible OneUU: ^U^ hahaha! yes, yoU are qUite correct.UU: he *is* pretty horrible. i feel i shoUld apologize in advance for what i'm aboUt to ask yoU, even if yoU decline, becaUse my brother is a pain merely to contemplate as it is.GA: Rest Assured I Will Not Hold A Grudge Over Merely Having To Contemplate The Existence Of An Unpleasant PersonGA: If I Were The Kind Of Person Who Did My Contact List Would Be A Whole Lot EmptierGA: And My Life More Boring Though At Least Probably Simpler I SupposeGA: And Less AggravatingGA: UmGA: Ask Away
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