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Wooden Overcoats
by arboreal_overlords
“His username is Chapman?” Eric asked disbelievingly.Georgie grinned in anticipation“His password is ALSO Chapman?”“Still think he’s a national security threat?” she asked smugly. Or, the one where Chapman and Georgie are both MI5 agents sent undercover to surveil the weird shit of Piffling Vale. One of them is taking their orders more seriously than the other.
Leverage
Wooden Overcoats (Podcast)
by enchantedsleeper
"Chapman cleared his throat. “I say, Rudyard,” he said. “You look like you haven’t been sleeping all that well lately.” The worst part, Rudyard thought irritably, was that he didn’t even look down at his script while saying it. He’d already memorised the bloody lines. “Yes, well I haven’t,” Rudyard read slightly woodenly from his script. “I’ve been sleeping on a mattress filled with straw and old bicycles. Hold on-” Rudyard lowered the script and shot Jennifer Delacroix an annoyed look. “Why am I the one sleeping on the junk mattress? Can’t I have the good one?” In an attempt to rescue the state of Funn Funerals' finances, Rudyard agrees to do a mattress advertisement for Piffling FM. He wasn't expecting to be co-starring alongside Eric Chapman - or for there to be a er, practical element to the ad spot. And to make things worse, there's only one mattress...
The Magnus Archives (Podcast)+1
by arboreal_overlords
“Statement of Eric Chapman, regarding his time as an undertaker in the village of Piffling Vale. Statement Begins.”
Leverage
Leverage
by V_vulpes
Eliot Spencer was a living legend. And you don’t turn down an opportunity to meet a legend, no matter who's holding their leash.
Wooden Overcoats (Podcast)
Wooden Overcoats (Podcast)
by raven_quilled
Calliope's first summer with her family at Funn Funerals ought to be an exciting time, but when a fight with Antigone sends her flying to Chapman's for an internship, it seems as if Calliope and Rudyard aren't going to get the summer they hoped for. To make matters worse, as Chapman rallies Piffling Vale for the 30th Semi-Annual Piffling Fishing Tournament, it becomes very clear to Calliope that her new mentor might only want to get closer to her dad. Can she patch things up with Antigone and stop Chapman before it's too late?
Leverage
by OnyxBird
A Groundhog Day style timeloop brings Mr. Quinn back in time to loop over the two days in “The Big Bang Job” when the team confronted Damien Moreau head-on. Having heard the tale from the team and more stories of Moreau from Eliot, Quinn decides to save the team some trouble and kill Moreau and Chapman on his own. It works…but as the two days are up, he returns right to the beginning of the loop. So he does it again. And again. And again. His mission soon becomes more challenging, because Moreau is also aware of the loop and desperately trying to survive the mysterious boogeyman coming to kill him. This is how it ends…
Leverage
Wooden Overcoats (Podcast)
by Eopia
A collection of stories in which Eric Chapman doesn't succeed, but it usually turns out alright anyway. “Right, s- sorry.” Why was he stuttering? He never stuttered. “I wanted to invite you-” He shot a glance at Rudyard. “Both of you, well, three counting Madeleine, she's obviously also invited, to my place. For lunch on Sunday. You can come over. If you want.”
Leverage
Leverage
Chicago PD (TV)
by Kam1863
Chapman confesses her feelings to Hank. Al's just offended she did it while he was standing in the other room.
Animorphs - Katherine A. Applegate
by edriss
Chapman is acting weird and Marco needs to figure out what he's up to.
Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
by WarriorAngel4God
[5:38] ConnorLieutenant, I require assistance immediately. Are you up yet?Hank Andersonwgat did u doConnorMy hand is on fire.Hank Andersonur WHATConnorI said my hand is on fire, Lieutenant. I have also managed to get my tie stuck in the toaster and cannot get out.Hank Andersonoh my godConnorYour eggs are burning but I cannot reach them. This is troublesome.Hank AndersonJUST STYAY THERE IM COMING DONT WORRY JSUT JFCConnorIt hurts. Ouch.
Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
Orange is the New Black
Orange is the New Black