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Clint turns up in 76 works open to everyone here. The average one runs about 6,600 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.
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Cooties - Fandom
Dreams Die Hard
by Ink_Gypsy
A would-be writer faces rejection and life as a substitute teacher.
Iron Man (Movies)+3
Instant Kill Mode
by Isnt_it_pretty_to_think_so
"Is there a reason you're calling this late at night?" Tony asks, worried in spite of himself. "Tell me what's going on, kid."“Everything is one-hundred-percent fine,” Peter says. “Seriously, I've never been better. But I should let you know I have about thirty bricks of cocaine in my bedroom. Also, Karen won't let me turn off Instant Kill Mode. Also, Walmart discontinued my special razzleberry pink squeezy lemonade. Which isn't related to tonight's patrol, I'm just bummed about it.” Or: The five times Instant Kill Mode is activated +1 *Runner-up for the Soothes the Pain Award in the Iron Dad 2021 Creators Awards.*
Marvel Cinematic Universe+1
Ancient History, Modern Times
by tearsofsaudade
Clint was the first one to notice the kid, maybe sixteen or seventeen years old, wearing an old blue hoodie over a faded orange shirt and sitting cross-legged on a bench in Central Park eating a sandwich. All normal things for teenage boys to be doing. He shook his head and brushed black hair out of his face as he took another bite, completely unconcerned. Meanwhile, Thor flew two feet in front of him at the speed of sound as a giant robot flung him away from the fight happening literally right in front of the bench. Or: Percy Jackson meets different Avengers because he's doing things he shouldn't be doing. As usual.
Marvel+4
Thanks, Dad!
by TPWK_biatch
‘’Hey, Tony! Have you seen my charger?’’ Peter walked into the living room only to freeze on his track the moment he entered.There stood the rouge avengers, staring at Peter Parker who was eating a cold leftover slice of pizza. The superheroes looked just as puzzled as Peter was feeling. Or me at three am going, 'you know what's better than one popular trope? Two popular tropes.'A Peter 'Parker meets the Avengers' and a 'Peter Parker goes on a field trip to SI' fic.
Captain America (Movies)+3
Semi-Automatic Weapons and Small Children
by Isnt_it_pretty_to_think_so
Sequel to Miscommunications. Three minutes and forty-eight seconds. That’s how long it takes before Tony abandons the single most important conference of the year.
The Avengers (2012)+1
Amateur Theatrics
by galaxysoup
In which Thor’s primary problem-solving method (a mighty blow from Mjolnir) fails to have the desired effect on a magical artifact, and his secondary method (a mightier blow from Mjolnir) proves to be actively disastrous.
Daredevil (TV)+2
Take All The Courage
by prettybirdy979
When what should have been a straight forward mission in Hell's Kitchen goes pear shaped due to lack of communication, teaching his teammates sign language seems like a logical step to Clint. Communication when their comms are down - great plan! And including the local vigilante, who's been working closely with them on this, is a real no-brainer. Until it turns out said vigilante is an asshole that thinks sign language is beneath him, judging by the way he's stubbornly refusing to learn it. (Conversely - Matt's trying, he really is but damn it, those two signs are exactly the same... what do you mean they mean completely different things?!)
Marvel Cinematic Universe+1
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Captain America (Comics)+8
A potentially explicit work
Marvel Cinematic Universe+3
Kid at Home
by ellyerin
The Rogue Avengers, now pardoned, return to Stark Tower. Tony just wants to get everything settled, but the group is sidetracked by the teenager sleeping on the couch.OrPeter's sick, asleep on the couch when the Rogue Avengers come back to the Tower. Tony has to find some way to explain who Peter is, without revealing his identity.
Captain America (Movies)+2
A potentially explicit work
Captain America (Movies)+5
Taking All
by Wix
They thought he was working against them before? How funny.
Marvel Cinematic Universe+1
The Pickup
by inkinmyheartandonthepage
Tony stepped into the Compound, expecting to be greeted by his kids but instead he’s met with silence.
Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)+1
With Kind Regards and Completely Serious Warning
by jennylarner
All in all, that’s my kid, so leave him alone or you’ll have me to deal with. With kind regards and completely serious warning,Tony Stark.-When shots are fired at Midtown Tech during the school's fortnightly assembly, Peter knows (or, is reminded by Ned) who he needs to call. Leading to everyone finding out just what Tony and Peter's relationship really looks like.
Iron Man (Movies)+5
Public Communications
by Isnt_it_pretty_to_think_so
"There are rules to being a superhero," Natasha tells Peter.Most of the rules are common sense. Stay off the fan sites. Don't fall in love with civilians. Don't burn bridges just to toast marshmallows over the flames. And, most importantly, don't go to war with the media. It's a pity that common sense isn't one of Peter's virtues. OR: Peter goes to war with the media, because he's never been good at following rules. Sequel to Miscommunications
Marvel Cinematic Universe
A Different Kind of Knight
by jenny_wren
Clint's soulmate's first words to him will be 'Oh shit. You gotta help me hide the body.' Clint's not sure why everybody thinks this is a bad thing.
Captain America (Movies)
A potentially explicit work
Marvel+1
Leader Of The Free World
by copperbadge
Clint Barton's presidential campaign started as a joke. It didn't end that way, except for Steve.
The Avengers (2012)