Zombieland (2009)
The Rules or Men are
by rusalka (marinarusalka)
The rules for surviving Zombieland are also pretty useful for surviving life
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Character · 625 works
Columbus turns up in 38 works open to everyone here. The average one runs about 1,700 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.
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A Different Kind of Monster
by Whoareyou0000
Columbus has been fighting against a different kind of monster his entire life, one rooted deep within his mind. When he runs out of his antidepressant medication, he accepts his own defeat. That is, until Tallahassee comes to the rescue.
Zombieland (2009)
When the Rabbit Gets the Gun
by Whoareyou0000
Columbus was running from someone when he met Tallahassee on the highway. Now, that someone is back to collect his prey. Columbus/Tallahassee
Zombieland (2009)
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3 Ways Tallahassee Never
by veiledndarkness
Again and again, he'll meet him every time.
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Midol
by yolee
On a mission to retrieve some Midol for Little Rock, Tallahassee and Columbus share a kiss after fucking up a zombie.
Zombieland (2009 2019)
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The Perfect Place
by Dreamsparkle
Columbus and Tallahassee find the perfect place to stay.
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The Opposite of Destruction
by Whoareyou0000
Tallahassee destroys everything in his path except for Columbus. Columbus sees the best in everyone, including Tallahassee, until one fight draws out the demons of their pasts. Columbus/Tallahassee
Zombieland (2009)
Valentines Day
by VesperChomps
In the order of stab, run, kill, shoot, and repeat, there’s not much room for flowers and chocolate, unless you're Tallahassee apparently.