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Can't Eat, Can't Sleep
by Calacious
Artwork (such as it is) for "The Chicken Roaster" episode with lines from the show.
Cosmo Kramerfan fiction
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Cosmo Kramer turns up in 52 works open to everyone here. The average one runs about 3,700 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.
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The Obvious
by 7 (iwantedtosavetheworld)
“The thing about men,” Jerry tells the nightclub. He can’t pick out a single individual face from where he’s standing, and the lights on his end are too bright to try. He might as well be talking to the mirror. “Is that we love other men."
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The Bisexuality
by plumesvertes
Kramer is casually pansexual. Elaine feels some kind of way about her feelings for Jerry. George has a few revelations. There's a happy ending, sort of.
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Even A Hipster Doofus Can Make You Feel Safe
by missrhondalee
Elaine's bad luck takes a dark turn.
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Running Dogs
by ShimmerShadows
Kramer has a crazy plan to make money, but George has plans of his own
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The Gay One
by televangelist
Kramer has a system in which he acts as a rebound to Jerry’s ex-girlfriends. Elaine forms a relationship with Susan in secret. George and Jerry re-examine their relationship after Kramer demands they acknowledge their “pent-up sexual tension”.
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The Fang
by wilderv
George may have bitten off more than he can chew with his new relationship. Kramer takes up a new hobby of vampire hunting. Jerry stumbles into paradise, only to leave and find the real world hollow and meaningless.
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The Black Sunglasses
by sleepymarvel
Jerry has an idea for a new comedy bit. Elaine has a confrontation with an ex boyfriend. Kramer gets a Penthouse Forum. And what's the deal with those big red lifeguard chairs anyway?
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The Transition
by the_last_watch
A recently discovered script for a possible 10th Season episode of Seinfeld, where George schemes to pretend to be trans to get his hair back via HRT.
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