Et si on vivait tous ensemble (2011)/All Together
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Dirk turns up in 50 works open to everyone here. The average one runs about 5,800 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.
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Homestuck
MC Escher thats my
by Unda
Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake. > Karkat: investigate the stairs
Homestuck
So It Goes
by TGP
They managed to win the game somehow. He's not really sure of the details, but it's not all it's cracked up to be. He's stuck in an unfamiliar body with a thirteen year old little brother who's terrified of him. Somehow, he is sure this is his fault.
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
Interrogation
by goingtoalaska
Of course Dirk has some extremely important questions that can only be asked in the middle of the goddamn night, obviously.
Homestuck
Detective Pony
by sonnetstuck
"And then there's a customized copy of PONY PALS, a gift to you on your 14th birthday from the slippery Mr. Strider. Each page contains lovingly hand-written commentary on the deeds of this intrepid young horse. Later, about halfway through the book, rather than see the gag through to the bitter end, Strider began pasting over entire pages of original text with his own completely rewritten version of the story, while keeping all the chapter titles. His revision is a tough, emotionally draining read. But it's cathartic, in all the worst ways possible. He tends to get carried away with his projects." Note: this work is an altered book, and it plays on the physical relationship between the original pages and the edited text. As such, it's presented as a series of images. Reading the images is the only way to get the full experience, but I'm aware that some people can't/don't want to read it that way. So if that's the case, you can skip to chapter 13, which is a text-only version of the story, including rough descriptions of the most important illustrations. Originally posted on detective-pony.tumblr.com
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
How Not to Date: A How-To Guide by Dirk Gently
by nekosmuse
For a not-quite psychic, Dirk is surprisingly dense. Aka, the one where Dirk asks Todd out on a date. Kind of. Sort of. Possibly. There are two of them, anyway, and they're going somewhere, together, alone, and also Todd apparently has an ex-boyfriend so the odds are definitely in Dirk's favor. Maybe.
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Homestuck
A potentially explicit work
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
Electric Ghost Rhino
by Lavellington
Dirk and Todd are not co-dependent, exactly. They've just had a rough couple of weeks.
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
I Will Roam if You Say
by Lavellington
"My old landlord wrote to me yesterday, and apparently I need to go and pick up my things or he'll throw them in a skip." "A what?" Todd asks, sitting down heavily on the sofa. * Dirk and Todd go to London.
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
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Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
A potentially explicit work
Homestuck
A potentially explicit work
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
Touch Before Sight
by thats_entirely_too_much_tuna
"I dreamt about you, you know." If Todd had been drinking something, he would've spit it out. "You... you did?" "Yes, almost constantly," Dirk said matter-of-factly. "I had this recurring dream where you and Farah broke into my room with a crossbow to rescue me." Todd frowned. "Who had the crossbow, me or Farah?" “You did, Todd, obviously,” Dirk snorted. “Farah had the machine gun.” Todd tries to get to the bottom of Dirk's odd behavior while they're both stuck in their prison cell for the night. Set between Fans of Wet Circles and Two Broken Fingers.
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
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Homestuck
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Homestuck
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Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
the destiny of human
by cosmicocean, princessparadox
Even from a young age, he isn’t a romantic. It’s around third grade that kids start writing to their Match, eight year olds asking questions about their name, where they’re from, what they like, who they are. Todd doesn’t. He’s not really into the idea of Matches, even if it’s something he can’t change. People fall in love with people. If he falls in love, he’s not going to fall in love with someone who he knows only from ink on his arms that he didn’t put there. Whoever his Match is, however, does not feel the same way. His left arm (so he must be right handed) is covered with doodles. Crude flowers drawn with what looks like ballpoint pens, so lots of skipping and gaps in the lines. Sometimes the outlines of hearts that look like fountain pens, but are smudged quickly, the ink running too hard. Soulmate AU where anything you write on your arm appears visible on your soulmate's. Written for the Dirk Gently Big Bang 2017.
Homestuck
THEATRE OF COOLTY
by Duckface
“Four Dirks In Search Of an Author” “The Unbearable Lightness of Being Four Dirks” “Dirkencrantz And Gildensdirk And Two Other Dirks Are Dead”