Discworld - Terry Pratchett
I Will Sing To The Lord
by Lanna Michaels (lannamichaels)
There are five New Years: the first for kings, the second for cattle, the third for calendars, the fourth for trees, and the fifth for golems.
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[Podfic] I Will Sing To The Lord Because There Is A Camel On Me.
by sisi_rambles
There are five New Years: the first for kings, the second for cattle, the third for calendars, the fourth for trees, and the fifth for golems.
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O lichnoi zhizni
by orphan_account
Глэдис, как любая молодая женщина, любит нравиться мужчинам. Вот только найти мужчину-голема слегка затруднительно.
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Mister Vimesd Go Spare
by Lunik
In the wake of the death of his Grace Sir Samuel Vimes, the various city watches across the disc are brought together in a way seldom observed among coppers.
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A potentially explicit work
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The Sinking of the SS Wincanton
by timeisweird
'What is the current tally, Commander?' asked the Patrician coolly. 'Casualties are coming close to four hundred, sir,' said Vimes. He hesitated. 'We won't know the full death count for some time.' 'Of course,' he said. 'The sinking of the SS Wincanton has become firmly a recovery mission by this hour,'—and now Lord Vetinari turned away from the window to face the two men —'Or else the Commander and I would still be at the scene. Isn't that so, Mr. Slip?' Mr. Jack Slip, lead chairman of the Ankh-Morpork Steamship Company, was a smart man. That was after all how he had gotten to this point in his life. He nodded, said, 'Yes, my lord,' and said no more. 'I would like to discuss today's events, Mr. Slip,' said Lord Vetinari, 'and what your options are, moving forward.'
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Nearly Human
by Derowen
Constable Sylver Nightnday has 'Just A Few Anger Issues' according to Constable Dorfl, but she has good reason.Someone has smashed up the last three privatley owned golems in the city and allmost noone cares. Is it because they aren't really alive? or is there something more sinister at work? On top of that several male officers won't stop asking her out for a drink she doesn't want.But controlling her anger will prove essential, otherwise her career won't be the only thing on the line.Constable Dorfl doesn't drink, but still, he'd like to ask Sylver for one. Words in the heart cannot be taken, but how do you give them to someone when murders, mobs and mystery keep getting in the way? Life isn't easy when you have to make up your own words.Is nearly human enough?And through it all is Samuel Vimes on the trail of a murderer who's victims are societies lowest.In the darkest dark there is something turning the city against itself.
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A potentially explicit work
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Podfic Mr Vimesd Go
by Silverkat1620
In the wake of the death of his Grace Sir Samuel Vimes, the various city watches across the disc are brought together in a way seldom observed among coppers.
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The Importance of Being
by gogollescent
In which Susan identifies "Where's My Cow" as a proto-talismanic anchor for Young Sam's continued health and existence, and tries very hard not to wonder what the Vimes' butler does on his day off. There may also be a lesson about the meaning of Hogswatch, but no one wants to talk about that.
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Harmless
by KannaOphelia
A rogue golem appears to be interfering with the harmless everyday activities of the respectable citizens of Ankh Morpork.
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What Would Sam Vimes Do?
by VorpalGirl
"What Would Sam Vimes Do?"Well, he'd arrest the god, wouldn't he?...what did you do when the god was Sam Vimes?
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Corporal Nobby’s Marvellous Collection of Genders
by braigwen_s
“Say, rat,” said Nobby, to the oily-furred brown rat, “what’s your gender?”The rat chittered.
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For Ruby
by Sanorace
Ruby is a modern troll. She wants more than just the traditional courtship ritual of getting hit on the head with a rock and Detritus will give her anything to prove his love. He makes a promise to bring her a beautiful rock every day. He shows devotion that extends long after marriage and love that endures through his entire life.
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Interdimensional
by RobberBaroness
A plague of Chanukah Goblins has spread throughout the worlds of fiction.
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The Lady
by GrantLederhouse
Celine was given an offer she couldn't refuse by the lady goddess whose name should not be spoken. She is to open a temple to the goddess in Ankh-Morpork even if Lord Vetinari, Commander Vimes and more sinister forces don't want her to.
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[Podfic] Mister Vimes'd Go Spare!
by Lunik, Subsequent
In the wake of the death of his Grace Sir Samuel Vimes, the various city watches across the disc are brought together in a way seldom observed among coppers. Podfic.
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Mordor is not Cori
by Petra
therodentqueen.tumblr.com did a Tumblr poll: Which Discworld character(s) would you entrust to take The One Ring to Mordor?These were the options.