Untitled Goose Game
Untitled Goose Poem
by CleverCatchphrase
A poem written from the perspective of chaotic evil waterfowl doing "nice" things for people
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Marvel Cinematic Universe
Goose
by ArcticVulpix
Goose has decided that she likes Tony Stark.Unfortunately for Steve Rogers, Goose can be a little protective over her humans.And she has a short temper when having a bad day.
Iron Man (Movies)+3
Flare
by WitheringEffect
Goose liked the Compound.Goose liked all of the occupants at the Compound.But Goose liked the Phoenix the most.It had been a long time since she’d seen one of them after all, and this time it had chosen to take the form of a human.(Plus being able to talk to him was an upside.)
Captain Marvel (2019)
the identity crisis of
by sevenfoxes
“... And you should really get your cat spayed,” Earl says smugly, staring at Goose who is resting a few feet away, licking her paw. Shit. Goose eats Earl. Nick files an incident report and takes Goose to the lab to wait for her to barf up Earl because Nick is tired of replacing the accent rug in his office. Finance has gotten really stingy with the office budget lately, and Goose’s cat-flerken vomit reeks.HR assigns Goose her own incident code and installs a BEWARE OF CAT sign on Nick's office door under his nameplate. Earl stops offering unsolicited advice, and Nick buys Goose one of the new expensive horizontal scratching posts that looks like a wave.Goose looks way too pleased with herself.--All the things Goose has eaten and the all the things people have called Nicholas J. Fury, with or without his consent.
Hades (Video Game 2018)+1
What's a God to a Goose?
by elseifstars
It's a beautiful day in Elysium and you are a horrible goose.
Avatar: The Last Airbender+1
Untitled Zuko and the Goose Fic
by saiditallbefore
The goose likes Zuko, and only Zuko. Zuko isn't sure how to feel about this.
Top Gun (Movies)
but its always the same
by dracculaura
Goose spent twenty-five years thinking that it couldn’t get worse than his best friends, and now he feels like he’s being punished for tempting fate like that.
Top Gun (Movies)
working overtime
by dracculaura
Goose considers turning in his wings if it means he’ll be spared having to listen to even one more rambly, sappy monologue about Ice’s eyes.
Batman - All Media Types
Untitled Goose Fic
by pinkjester
Tim let out a terribly muffled scream as he was thrown back onto the floor, rattling his broken bones. With tears streaming down his face, Tim tried to crawl away from the Red Hood, his hero, his Robin. “What’s the matter, Replacement? I thought you wanted to be Robin,” the dead boy snarled, stalking forward with Tim’s bloody staff in hand. He tensed, bracing for impact, as Hood raised the staff to hit him away when they both froze at a noise. Two soulless black eyes stared at them. “Honk.”
Captain Marvel (2019)+1
beneath the shadow of
by GrimRevolution
Carol's gone. She went back to space. What the hell was Fury supposed to do about the alien cat?
Top Gun (Movies)
Guardian Goose
by Comin2U
Goose didn't mean to stick around when he died. But here he was, attached to 3 people and still yelling at Mav 30 years later. ________________________________ aka Guardian Angel Goose is tied to Iceman, Maverick, and Bradley and proceeds to spend 30 years yelling at all of them for being idiots in some fashion. Though only 1 of them can see him
Marvel Cinematic Universe
A potentially explicit work
Naruto
To Do: Save the World
by tuesday
- Acquire genin Sasuke had expected weird. Jounin were weird. This was not the weird Sasuke had expected."HONK," their new sensei said loudly, spreading her wings threateningly."I think she wants us to meet her on the roof," Sakura said hesitantly when the goose waddled confidently back out."That's our sensei?" Naruto asked.Sasuke hadn't ever thought he'd be on the same page as the dead last."We have—" Naruto's eyes shone with some strange emotion. "—the coolest possible sensei! We're going to be awesome!"
Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Deserve It More
by tuesday
Yu Ziyuan brings in a new pet to replace Jiang Cheng's beloved dogs.—"It's menacing the disciples again," Jiang Fengmian said."It's good practice for them," Yu Ziyuan said."It bit Wei Ying," Jiang Fengmian said."He needs more practice than most," Yu Ziyuan said."It tried to steal my sword," Jiang Fengmian said."If she had managed to steal from a sect leader, she would deserve that sword," Yu Ziyuan said. Then, before Jiang Fengmian could lodge another complaint, "Our son named her Honk-Honk."Jiang Fengmian sighed. In an obvious show of capitulating for the sake of marital harmony, he said, "Honk-Honk can stay, but please see to its training."
Captain Marvel (2019)
Goose Wants Food
by WhiteravenGreywolf
Goose wants her afternoon snack but they are out of cat food. Now, to make these stupid terrans understand that she wants food...
Hollow Knight (Video Games)+1
GOOSE
by PubliccMenace
It is a lovely morning in Hallownest, and you are a horrible goose.
Top Gun (1986)
Put Me Down!
by Honckity
Goose picks up Maverick because he remembers he can. He also kinda started a trend for everyone to pick up Mav whenever they have a chance.(first part to; “A Harmless Bet”)
Top Gun: Maverick (2020)
A potentially explicit work
Top Gun (Movies)
When You Wish Upon a
by PurpleArrowzandLeather
Goose goes up to Texas to see his family over the weekend, leaving Maverick to fend for himself. Normally, that would've been fine, but the universe obviously has other ideas. After all, it's not every day one turns into a ten-year-old.
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling+1
serpens—quonk!
by marginaliana
"Serpensortia!" Malfoy said – or, well, tried to say, because halfway through the curse one of the twins flicked Lee's tarantula up into Malfoy's hair, and the word came out as something a lot more like "serpens—quonk!"