Black Butler
by sual
The number one cause of death in immortals, in Undertaker’s long, long (much too long) experience, isn’t silver bullets or holy water or stakes to the heart; it’s boredom. One needs a healthy sense of whimsy to survive eternity. Whether it’s deserting your God-given post as a reaper to become a mortician or whether it’s tinkering about with the divine laws of life and death, nobody ever got anywhere without following their flights of fancy. This is why, after a sudden hankering for the seaside around breakfast time that morning, he finds himself on a sandy beach in Cornwall with his mistress. That, and he really wanted to see Grell in a swimsuit.
Teen 1.7k words 1 ch Complete 198 kudos
Love Confessions · weirdos in love · Canon-Typical Violence · Trans Character