What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
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What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
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What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
Be Kind, Rewind
by SeptSapphire
Nandor’s not great at talking about his feelings. Luckily, every time he screw up a confession, he just makes Guillermo forget it. He’ll get it right eventually.There’s just one minor problem with this plan: Guillermo, unbeknownst to him, has developed an immunity to mind wiping.
What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
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Mine
by lauze
Now that he’s been granted one day off a week, Guillermo decides to go out on a date, longing to have a bit of fun and to put an end to his inconvenient feelings towards a certain vampire.He hopes to leave the house without giving his housemates the opportunity to make fun of him, but of course he bumps into Nandor on his way out.
What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
A potentially explicit work
What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
A potentially explicit work
What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
Bared Fangs
by sapphicjasper
The Vampiric Ball is just around the corner, and when Nandor discovers his clingy ex-wife will be attending, he fears that the whole weekend is ruined. But if a certain bodyguard steps in as his pretend boyfriend for the night, maybe she'll leave him alone for once. One could only hope.
What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
over your head
by seashores
Running into from people from high school is never fun. Running into someone while shopping with his very vampiric boss is one of the most awkward situations Guillermo could've imagined. In order to explain Nandor's presence with him as something more than just his boss/friend/master following him around, he introduces him his boyfriend. Nandor has never been good at detecting lies.
What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
You're Dead (and Outta This World)
by TheOceanIsMyInkwell
“Holy shit!” shouts the EMT at his side. His partner on the other side of the gurney--the other side of the body bag--follows up with a well-deserved holy fuck and stumbles backward over her boots to sag against the back of the open ambulance.“I’m fine, I’m fine, oh God, I’m sorry,” Guillermo babbles. His knees are trembling. He wriggles out of the body bag and hops to his feet, feeling like his legs are a cross between jello and underbaked macaroons, and he repeats his litany of apologies as he bounces from one foot to another to restore circulation.Pain shoots through his joints from the roots of his toes. He ignores it, instead pivoting his head from side to side wildly seeking the detritus of his phone and groceries.“Sir! Sir! You were--sir, please get back here! You were dead!”“Not today, sorry!”--Or: 3 times Guillermo came back from the dead, and 1 time Nandor was there to see it.
What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
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What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
begging for you to take my hand
by returnsandreturns
“I know of virtually no vampires who have actually turned their familiars,” she says, “but things are different between you and Nandor, obviously.”“Obviously?” he asks.“Well, he knows that you can and will absolutely fucking murder him,” she says, like she knows it for a fact. “So, you know. Fear is a motivator.”“I would never. . .” Guillermo starts, then pauses before continuing, “Probably never do that.”“Also, he’s in love with you which is probably relevant,” Nadja adds, like an afterthought, and Guillermo freezes.“. . .he’s what?”
What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
A potentially explicit work
What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
A potentially explicit work
What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
A potentially explicit work
What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
A potentially explicit work
What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
A potentially explicit work
What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
A potentially explicit work
What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
Getting It Right
by sapphicjasper
When it comes to relationships, Nandor holds himself to a high standard. He expects things to be perfect the first time around, but that's easier said than done. Fortunately for Nandor, he can just hypnotize Guillermo to forget whenever he fails to meet his own expectations. It's a totally foolproof plan.
What We Do in the Shadows (TV)