Hal Cooperfan fiction

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Hal Cooper turns up in 372 works open to everyone here. The average one runs about 13,900 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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Riverdale (TV 2017)

Some Sort of Saint

by hitchcock_blonde

Hal and Alice stood on opposite sides for their wedding photos.In one of the pictures, Forsythe Jones was between them like a dark-eyed, stubble-chinned shadow. He had his arm flung around Hal (on the right), and their strained buck-toothed grins matched. Between Forsythe and Alice (on the left) was a blank space. Alice_Forsythe&Hal. It was a lying picture. Everything about it was a lie.When Polly was born, Hal hissed “you need to scream” in Alice’s ear. “You have to scream. They always scream.” She kept her mouth glued shut. Not a sound came out.Polly was born crying. Neither Hal nor Alice knew how to calm her down. It took time for Alice to find the right way to hold her and stroke her hair and whisper, “It’s not over yet. You need to hold on. We’re not out yet.”Betty was a silent baby. The first thing she did was curl her hands into tight little fists. It took her a week to learn how to open them. By the time Betty was born, Polly wasn’t crying anymore.Seventeen years later, they sat on either ends of the table and waited while the sun set and the world went dark around them. He never met her eyes.Or: Alice takes a stand, and every action has an equal opposite reaction.

Teen 1.7k words 2 / ? ch In progress 66 kudos

Alice/Handguns · Angsty Fix-It · Badass Alice · Betty's Not Okay But Holding On For Now face· +17 more

Riverdale (TV 2017)

American Girl

by warblerweisman

Their love story was one as old as time. The Golden Boy and the Girl Next Door. They wouldn't want it any other way.

General 878 words 1 ch Complete 55 kudos

Hal isn't a murderous dick · good lighthearted barchie fluff · Thank Carrie Underwood

Riverdale (TV 2017)

how to keep a secret

by doctorkaitlyn

Hal has no idea that she has despised him for longer than she can remember. He has no idea that she's planning on pulling the paper out from underneath him one day in the future. Mainly, however, he has no idea that she's been intermittently fantasizing about Hermione Lodge since high school.

Teen 250 words 1 ch Complete 48 kudos

Canon Compliant · Fantasizing · Masturbation · Emotional Infidelity· +2 more

Riverdale (TV 2017)

a good old fashioned

by jugheadjones

“Hiram, that’s exactly the problem,” Hermione sighs. "You can just throw your credit card at anything and make it happen. A girl doesn’t want that. She wants to know you put thought into it. You toiled over it.”“Hermione, you and I, we’re a different kind of people. Can’t we leave toiling to the lower classes?”“No," says Hermione firmly. "It’s romantic.”or, Hermione wants chivalry. Hiram's got chivalry. The hard part is convincing her of that.

Teen 2.8k words 1 ch Complete 40 kudos

antics · fred/hiram rivalry

Riverdale (TV 2017)

burnt toffee

by jugheadjones

It’s the summer before sophomore year, and Hal Cooper just wants to keep his head down, work his job at the ice cream shop, and ignore the feeling that he’s somehow growing up miles behind the rest of his peers. His best friend Fred Andrews has suddenly become an expert with girls, while Hal still hasn’t had his first kiss. And Fred’s got a new best friend named FP, which means Hal's been pushed down to second place. But summer has other plans for him. And when Fred’s old friend Alice Smith – an acid-tongued daredevil from the wrong side of the tracks – shows up for work during his shift, he knows nothing about his life is ever going to be the same.

Teen 33k words 13 ch Complete 36 kudos

Ice Cream · Summer Jobs · parentdale · Self-Discovery· +21 more

Riverdale (TV 2017)

i dont know where else i

by jugheadjones

In the weeks after Alice is sent away, Hal Cooper hates himself more than he'd ever thought possible. He's also certain that his parents hate him, that Alice hates him, that FP hates him, and that Alice's father would kill him on sight. Fred, though - Fred doesn't hate him. Fred probably has every reason to, but he's almost sure Fred wouldn't hate him, at least not that much. Even if he woke him up throwing rocks at his window at three in the morning. Right? They used to be in boy scouts together, after all.

Teen 2.9k words 1 ch Complete 25 kudos

kinda cliche kinda depressing... · as any fic named after a smiths lyric must be · Senior year · hal misses alice· +3 more

Riverdale (TV 2017)

You are important to me

by PeachesandStrawberriesThroughBlindness

Hal falls to the pavement trying to catch his breath. He hadn't realized that he had picked up his usual pace for a long stretch of the road ... not until Hermione found him trying to catch his breath. The two best friends have an heated discussion on whom is on Hal's mind.

Teen 872 words 1 ch Complete 20 kudos

Past thinking during Present time

Riverdale (TV 2017)

Just Can't Wait For Love

by shes_dead_wrapped_in_plastic

Heavy rain gives Hal and Hiram a chance to talk.

Teen 1.6k words 1 ch Complete 17 kudos

Bisexual Male Character · Bisexuality · Boys In Love · Boys Kissing· +10 more

Riverdale (TV 2017)

hal cooper and the worst christmas pageant ever

by jugheadjones

The Southside Serpents were the meanest kids at Riverdale Middle School. They lied and cheated and stole and swore and talked back to teachers and burned down the Riverdale United toolshed, and the last thing anyone expected was for them to be interested in the annual Christmas pageant Hal's mom put on every year at church. (Especially Alice Smith, who scared Hal the most, even though FP was the one who took the cookies out of his lunch every day.)or, a baby parentdale rewrite of the best Christmas pageant ever (with apologies to barbara robinson)

Teen 11k words 5 ch Complete 16 kudos

Arson · Bullying · Childhood Friends · Christianity· +5 more

Riverdale (TV 2017)

if you leave dont leave

by MarvelousAvengfulSlytherin

The floor seemed to move from under her feet. Everything was a blur in Mary's mind, one minute she was in Chicago and the next Mary was already walking into the hospital in Riverdale. It took hours to find a direct flight from Chicago to her hometown, but she finally found it, with her having to land at around midnight.But she did not care, her son needed her.Fred needed her.

General 1.5k words 1 ch Complete 8 kudos

Hal Cooper Is Not The Black Hood In This Tale · He's Just A Good Friend · Post-Season 1 (Riverdale) · Episode: s02e01 Chapter Fourteen: A Kiss Before Dying· +1 more

Riverdale (TV 2017)

Picture Perfect

by Anonymous

Hal takes photos of his wife

General 336 words 1 ch Complete 6 kudos

1950s · Fluff · Married Couple · Pictures

Riverdale (TV 2017)

I I sharted

by Anonymous

Hal had just gotten done in the bathroom when he heard his wife pounding at the door

General 191 words 1 ch Complete 3 kudos

Humor · Bathrooms · Accidents · Laughter