Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
How to Kidnap a Child (With Their Consent)
by SandrC
"Hildy Russet of the San Dimas Defender! What's the scoop?" The tinny chipper voice of Hildy chirped over the phone. Stud let out a soft exhale and smiled. "Hey Hildy, it’s me.” The speed at which Hildy covered the mouthpiece of the phone and barked muffled orders at someone in the room with her was wild. Moreso was the sheer manic glee in her voice when she slipped back to talking to Stud. “Studly Stampler, you old so-and-so! To what do I owe the pleasure?” “You remember how I was keeping a close eye on Willy?” He shifted the phone between his ear and his shoulder so his hands were free. From inside his rucksack, he pulled out his notebook and pen and flipped to the earliest blank page and pressed his pen to it. "Uh-huh? How’s that going for you?” (Or: Stud Said "my child now")