Joefan fiction

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Joe turns up in 207 works open to everyone here. The average one runs about 7,900 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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You Were Never Really Here (2017)

Here

by LadyBoltonToYou

The reader is saved from potential sex trafficking by Joe. She's safe for a while, or, at least until they come back.

General 7.3k words 5 ch Complete 164 kudos

Joaquin Phoenix - Freeform · Kidnapping · Sex Trafficking · Suicide Attempt

MY STAND-IN ตัวนาย ตัวแทน (Web Series 2024)+1

Matters of the body

by Justagirl20

Joe decides then, that what he needs is to retreat to the safety of home. His home. Home that he once shared with M-....No. Not that again. What he needs to do is to go home, to just have a look around. He wonders if this is what a haunting is. Dead people wanting back the familiarity of their lives.

General 1.2k words 1 ch Complete 51 kudos

Joe centric · Angst · Ming is there too if you squint · listen man idk what I am doing· +1 more

SK8 the Infinity (Anime)

The Gambler

by MooeyDooey

Joe and Cherry run into a problem. Conspiracy theories have started to surface in some fan forums of "S" that the two of them are secretly dating one another. Both of them agree that the idea is absurd, but can't agree on which one of them would be the better boyfriend if they actually were dating. So they decide to have a competition, to see who can be the better romantic partner when pitted up against one another.

Teen 142k words 30 ch Complete 11k kudos

Dating as a competitive sport · Fluff and Humor · Happy Ending · Hurt/Comfort· +8 more

The Old Guard (Movie 2020)

Kidnapping for Dummies

by Amiril

A group is hired to kidnap Joe. It doesn't turn out how they expected. - (based on the "you don't have him, he has you" meme.)

Teen 3.5k words 1 ch Complete 9.4k kudos

Humor · Kidnapping · POV Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani · POV Outsider· +2 more

The Old Guard (Movie 2020)

Unearthed

by merle_p

“He has a crush on him,” Joe says around a mouthful of carrots and points his fork at him for emphasis. To someone who once has had Joe’s scimitar rammed through his chest, it’s not exactly a terrifying gesture, but it still feels a tad more aggressive than Nicky thinks the situation warrants. (In which archaeologists make a discovery, Joe is upset, and Nicky trolls historians.)

Teen 4.5k words 1 ch Complete 7.1k kudos

Arguing · Discovery · Established Relationship · Fluff and Crack· +7 more

The Old Guard (Movie 2020)

Shorelines

by spaceroots

Before they were Joe and Nicky, they were Yusuf and Nicolò. And there was gravity, there were moths to flame, and there was them. “You have lost your mind,” said Nicolò. His expression was awe-struck, glowing with hesitant hope.“I have lost my heart,” Yusuf said in response, emboldened. “You have it.”

Teen 1.9k words 1 ch Complete 6.4k kudos

Getting Together · Pre-Canon

The Old Guard (Movie 2020)

these moving walls

by GreyMichaela

Sarwa is ladling stew into bowls and she hands the first one to Yusuf, who passes it to Nicolo and takes a drink from the now filled flask. “Is he your lover?” she asks.Yusuf chokes on water and Nicolo pounds his back, eyebrows peaked with concern.“I—” Yusuf pauses, wiping his streaming eyes. Sarwa looks at him, nothing but mild curiosity on her face.Yusuf glances at Nicolo. The firelight paints his cheekbones flickering gold, his eyes hooded and sleepy in the dim light. “I don’t know what he is,” Yusuf finally admits, still looking at Nicolo.Nicolo’s mouth quirks and he takes another bite of soup. “He looks at you like you belong to him,” Sarwa says.Nicolo keeps eating, oblivious to what they’re saying.“I think he belongs to me too,” Yusuf whispers.

Teen 5.8k words 1 ch Complete 5.4k kudos

Blood and Injury · Blood and Violence · Canon-Typical Violence · he's all and he's more· +3 more

The Old Guard (Movie 2020)

There Are Many Names in History {But None of Them Are Ours}

by CypressSunn

“Why am I looking at Nicky’s dick?” Nile asks, apropos of nothing.“Yes, Yusuf,” Nicky turns on him, “do tell us; why is everyone looking at my dick?”

Teen 3.1k words 1 ch Complete 5.2k kudos

Art History · Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani is an Incurable Romantic · Museums that like to play finders keepers with their artifacts · Queer History

SK8 the Infinity (Anime)

Meeting with the Teacher

by onedaysomedaytoday

Joe hated highschool when he was in highschool. So could someone please explain to him how he ended up walking the halls of a highschool on his way to a parent teacher conference before he even fathered a child? “Joe it’s over here and anything the teacher says about me just go ahead and assume it isn’t true,” Reki takes a moment to reconsider, “Unless it’s something good, then it's completely true.”

General 2.9k words 1 ch Complete 5.1k kudos

Cherry gets mad at the boys lmao · Fluff · Found Family · Funny· +6 more

The Old Guard (Movie 2020)

If Never Again, If Every Day

by gallifreyburning, takiki16

Current-day Nicky wakes up one morning to find himself re-living the first day he met Yusuf in 1099, and Nicolò from 1099 finds himself with a stranger named Joe in 2021. Time-crossed and facing old and new challenges, the two lovers have to find their way back to each other.

Teen 179k words 61 / ? ch In progress 4.6k kudos

(I mean sort of? Not really? · (i.e. nobody stays dead long) · 1099 Nicolo/2021 Joe · 2021 Nicky/1099 Yusuf· +24 more

SK8 the Infinity (Anime)

Ice cream

by Johnny_kun

Joe just wanted to throw the trash away. Then, he had three kids and a Cherry. Or: Reki and Langa try to teach Miya how to ride a bike.

General 2.3k words 1 ch Complete 4.1k kudos

Brief blood mention · I needed some nonsense fluff · Miya is baby · Not Beta Read· +3 more