John Cleesefan fiction
Character · 152 works
John Cleese turns up in 67 works open to everyone here. The average one runs about 6,200 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.
Works
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Late Night Sketch Writing
by sparkeythehamster
After a fight between Graham and John, Michael is left to cheer up a fuming Cleese. Warning JohnxMichael Slash. Inspired by 'Holy Flying Circus'.
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Not Cricket
by apacketofseeds
Graham glanced into the living room, still smiling that bloody smile. “I’ve never seen him like that with anyone either,” he said, and Michael looked up at him sharply. “Apart from you, of course.”
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Just a Fairy Tale
by apacketofseeds
The Pythons visit a bar while filming Fliegender Zirkus.
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A Victim Of His Own Joke
by hotspaceletsgo
Being mistaken with your friend and taking advantage of it can get you into trouble. John knows, but goes into Michael's room without his permission anyway.
Monty Python RPF
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A Party at Mr Wildes
by Culumacilinte
In 1890’s London, John Cleese attends a party hosted by the celebrated dramatist and poet, Oscar Wilde. While there, Oscar introduces him to a stranger, a young lord by the name of Graham Chapman.
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say it back
by dirty_fork
“Thank you,” Michael says, his eyes already half closed as he settles into bed. “Love you.” “What?” John says. He must have heard him wrong, or maybe it was an accident, something that slipped out out of habit, certainly not meant for him- “Love you, John,” Michael repeats, and although it’s sleepy and quiet, it sounds decisive, purposeful.
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Between Scylla and Charybdis
by apacketofseeds
Choosing to stand just outside the door isn’t really prying, is it? Graham can restuff his pipe, pat his pockets for his matches, do all the things one might when passing a few minutes between the bore of readthroughs. If he happens to overhear Michael and Terry’s discussion in the meantime, well.
Fawlty Towers+2
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joke sign
by bossymarmalade (maggie)
In-between the drinking there's room for genius.
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Look at me (but not like that)
by HoshiNoNe
Recording for "And now for something completely different" turns out to be more difficult that John had imagined.
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All I Have To Do Is
by hotspaceletsgo
John likes to dream about Graham. Maybe too much, which drives the others insane. Except the subject of his dreams - he still has some patience and is willing to help John, when he's in trouble.
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Forty
by saturni_stellis
The Python's celebrate John's fortieth - but someone is missing.
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craving.
by lastwaves
Writing for this new venture – whatever the hell it was, these six of them and their daydreams – had proven to be invigorating and terrifying all at once, but through it all there was John.