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Homestuck+1

Don't Forget the Sun

by Weevilo707

Karkat Vantas always accepted the fact that he was not going to live past nine sweeps. It was just a certainty of his sad, miserable life. At least, that was until his friends found out and decided to hatch a plan to get him out of the Alternian empire. A plan that actually worked.Now, he was stranded on an alien planet, at the mercy of some strange creature that was either trying to help him or going about some freaky ritual of flirting with your food before you eat it. Also, aliens have sunglasses. He was better off dying on Alternia, wasn't he?[Discontinued]

Teen 205k words 23 / ? ch In progress 3.6k kudos

Accidental Drug Use · Culture Shock · Embedded Images · Hallucinations· +17 more

Homestuck

So It Goes First Contact

by TGP

UNSG Moreau had not been a science fiction fan before getting involved in politics. He is even less of one now that real live aliens have contacted Earth. Otherwise known as a bunch of non-game humans suddenly have to deal with Trolls.

Teen 52k words 35 ch Complete 2.8k kudos

International Incident · Karkat is a terrible ambassassin · Sollux is also bad at it · Aradia needs a raise· +19 more

Homestuck

Lost Teeth Like White

by roachpatrol, urbanAnchorite (t_ZM)

In which seven and a half sweeps old Karkat Vantas, member of her Imperial Luminesce's Threshecutioner Corps, takes his moirail's kismesis out on an errand, encounters a variety of problems to do with sea monsters, becomes involved in excruciatingly complicated relationship tangles with his moirail's kismesis' inclade and ends up flipping as many tables as he does quadrants. Contains two ocean-going fight scenes, one lusus, distressing incidences of clown cultism, his lawyer, and absolutely no interactions with the quinity whatsoever.

Teen 92k words 6 ch Complete 2.1k kudos

Pale Romance · Red Romance · Black Romance · Hemostuck AU· +1 more

Homestuck

The Only Recipe For

by urbanAnchorite (t_ZM)

Choose lasagna as good first meal for boy humans (1) and boy trolls (1) to show you can overcome this cooking thing. Feel impugned when Rose suggests you would both eat popcorn between two slices of bread and call it a day. Advise her you only did that the once.

General 2.3k words 1 ch Complete 1.9k kudos

Future Fic

Homestuck+1

Starstuck

by phooykazooi

Your name is Dave Strider and your universe is DEAD. You have to find a safe place for your nubby-horned, alien companion in the DEPTHS OF SPACE. Under normal circumstances, you would be deader than your old universe, but you're no longer a MERE HUMAN, having ascended to god tier. The troll has not, but it helps that you hitch a ride on a FANCY SPACESHIP.All you need to do is find your MISSING FRIENDS and you are golden.>>AU after the scratch.USS Enterprise [UE] began texting turntechGodhead [TG] at ??? UE: Hello. This is Captain James T. Kirk of the starship USS Enterprise. We are on a peaceful mission of exploration. UE: My communications officer picked up an odd signal from this location. Can we offer any assistance?--Now with FANART--

General 32k words 6 / ? ch In progress 1.7k kudos

Outer Space · God Tier · Language Barrier · Aliens· +13 more

Homestuck

Diamonds and Stars

by SpoonerizeSwiftness (SplickedyHat)

Normally you’d get a warning for a shoot a couple of days in advance—you’re important enough you could even say no to one or two before people started bitching about it. Bonus of being imperially sanctioned. But Capricorn's a celebrity and you’re a celebrity and in the end, his agents apparently don’t want to wait any more than yours do. The porn’s not going to fucking make itself. (AKA "That Pale Porn Stars AU")

Teen 15k words 2 ch Complete 1.5k kudos

Pale Porn · (literally) · Pale Romance | Moirallegiance · Sickfic· +3 more

Homestuck

Amateur Palemates

by Asuka Kureru (Askerian)

Of course he'd caught the little glances. Sneaky or not, they'd been going on for perigees now; he would have had to be blind, and also to be hit on the head with something heavy and not skull-friendly. At first he hadn't cared because of course it was Leader-envy, or admiration or secret crushes or what the fuck ever they had other shit to do and if someone wanted to speak up they could and in the meantime fuck you, and after that for a while he'd mostly gritted his teeth and tried to tell himself it was just paranoia and/or perfectly normal group dynamics in a long-term close quarters arrangement. Right? Right. Only they'd never looked at him that way before he and Gamzee hooked up, and then he realized it wasn't him people looked at, it was at them. -- Now with sequel! "Holy fucking shit, this is the kinkiest thing I have ever done." Woo conciliatory shenanigans.

Teen 4.2k words 2 ch Complete 1.4k kudos

Pale Romance | Moirallegiance · Homestuck Kink Meme · Voyeurism · Exhibitionism· +1 more

Homestuck

End Racism in the OTW

by cumulativeChaos

“So Karkat has a crush on Dave,” Jade says. You and John both choke on your ice cream. “Where the fuck did you hear that load of garbage?” you demand. --- Generic high school AU. Dave's jawline is really distracting and Karkat does NOT have a crush on him (shut up, Kanaya).

Teen 12k words 1 ch Complete 1.4k kudos

Alternate Universe - High School · Alternate Universe - Human · Humanstuck · Karkat wears floral shoes and nail polish· +6 more

Homestuck

Ten Moments That Made

by auxiliatrix (magicites)

Since the universe knows just how terrible Karkat Vantas is, the unseen forces of fate decide to make him live with Dave Strider. Little did he know that Mr. Insufferable Prick would end up being the main reason he survived college.

Teen 9.2k words 1 ch Complete 1.3k kudos

Alternate Universe - College/University · Cliche · Plotless Fluff

Homestuck

One Stormy Night

by Zilleniose (Zillychu)

[AU] [Abandoned, sorry!] A world where nomadic humans constantly live in fear of being devoured by ruthless predators - trolls. In this timeless game of cat and mouse, an unlikely friendship is formed between the hunter and the hunted.

Teen 69k words 10 / ? ch In progress 1.3k kudos

Alternate Universe