Kermitfan fiction

Character · 1,140 works

Kermit turns up in 26 works open to everyone here. The average one runs about 5,600 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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Muppet Show+1

Its the Muppet Doctor

by David Hines (hradzka)

Tonight, the Muppet Theater is proud to present the Muppet Doctor Who Special, the Muppets' tribute to the long-running BBC television series! SPECIAL GUEST STAR: Matt Smith, the Eleventh Doctor! Admission reasonable. Concessions very reasonable. Budget marginal. Free parking.

General 6.5k words 1 ch Complete 288 kudos

Leverage+2

The Great

by Mizzy

This story starts, as many of the greatest stories in history do, with a talking frog.

Teen 2.5k words 1 ch Complete 123 kudos

Crack · Crossover

The Muppet Show+2

The Sensational

by jadelennox

"It's real popular with the retro crowd on tumblr," said Scooter, helplessly. "We should consider ourselves lucky they aren't insisting on going with the anonymous suggestion for The Real Chickens of the Muppet Show."

General 1.1k words 1 ch Complete 102 kudos

i'm not even sorry

Shameless (US)

Happy Birthday my love

by Sweetbee78

A one shot for Mickey's BirthdayIan surprises Mickey. Mickey is annoyed that Ian hasn't wished him Happy Birthday and is nowhere to be seen. Mostly Mickey's POV while he searches for his husband. Ian makes up for it in the end.This was not Beta'd. All mistakes are my own.💗🌈💗🌈

General 2k words 1 ch Complete 94 kudos

Husbands · Domestic Fluff · Soft Mickey Milkovich · Ian Gallagher Loves Mickey Milkovich· +1 more

Good Eats RPF+2

The Muppet Show with Our

by hhertzof

Alton Brown guest stars on the Muppet Show, the Disney Company has sent Winnie-the-Pooh to check out their new acquisition and chaos ensues. So more or less business as usual for the Muppets.

General 2.4k words 1 ch Complete 82 kudos

Bears · Hippopotomuses · Cooking · Crossover· +1 more

Sam & Max (Video Games)+2

getting there is half the fun (come share it with me)

by Yotsubadancesintherain5

"It's the Muppet Show with our very special guest stars, Sam and Max!" If Sam and Max were roped into doing acts on a regular old stage in a regular old theater, it would be dreadfully boring until they injected their own antics into the acts. But adding them to the chaos of the Muppet Theater may in fact increase the zaniness to unforeseen levels.

General 8k words 1 ch Complete 80 kudos

Breaking the Fourth Wall · Canon-Typical Violence · Crack Treated Seriously · Cuddling & Snuggling· +8 more

The Muppets (2011)+2

What The Pigs Heart

by helens78

Kermit and Piggy's relationship has survived flirtations with Christopher Reeve, Brad Pitt, John Denver, and others, but can it withstand the interest from one Michael Fassbender?

General 465 words 1 ch Complete 66 kudos

Jealousy · Flirting · Angst · Humor

Sesame Street (TV)+1

Cookies Country

by Castiron

Cookie Monster is determined to make this episode of his cooking show run smoothly.

General 2.8k words 1 ch Complete 60 kudos

Cooking

The Muppets - All Media Types

Old Muppets Never Die

by OldToadWoman

It's Statler's funeral. Kermit is introspective. There are rats and chickens and boomerang fish. (The story is only rated "Teen" for death theme and for language. A Muppet says a bad word.)

Teen 2k words 1 ch Complete 55 kudos

Humor · POV Kermit · Nostalgia · Death· +1 more

A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin+1

Someday Youll Find

by crossingwinter

...the lovers, the dreamers, and GRRM, apparently. Because he named many historical Tullys after muppets.

General 1.4k words 1 ch Complete 52 kudos

Pre-Canon · Crack

The Muppet Show

Never Help The Devil

by Gryphonrhi

Miss Piggy practicing her karate. For certain definitions of practicing.

General 947 words 1 ch Complete 52 kudos

Stealth Crossover · Crack Treated Seriously · Crack Crossover · l'ecrivaine ne regrette rien

Welcome Home - Clown Illustration+1

Walmartwallmitkermally

by StarShapedTriangle

I sent this to an acquaintance at 1 am and now I'm posting it here Anyways kermit x Wally darling scriptIf you guys know me from tiktok shhhh go away I'm slaying

Teen 429 words 1 ch Complete 51 kudos

Walmart · Puppets · Not Beta Read