Krytenfan fiction

Character · 745 works

Kryten turns up in 39 works open to everyone here. The average one runs about 5,800 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

Works

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Red Dwarf (UK TV)

MyFirstMemory.exe

by starknight

Kryten’s orders are usually given, scheduled, or yelled, but he came up with this particular one on his own.

General 805 words 1 ch Complete 95 kudos

Cute · Fluff · Kid Fic · POV Kryten (Red Dwarf)· +1 more

Red Dwarf

Humans

by kronette

Kryten hated being apart from Mr. Lister, Mr. Rimmer and Cat. It was cruel to put him in with the women, just because he didn’t have an outie bit like other males.

Teen 903 words 1 ch Complete 45 kudos

Humor · Rating: PG13 · Season/Series 08

Red Dwarf (UK TV)

Crease Emergency

by prepare4trouble

Kryten discovers Lister knows how to iron a shirt. This is a disaster...

General 1.5k words 1 ch Complete 30 kudos

Kryten Loves Laundry · Laundry · ironing

Red Dwarf

Though Were Only Made of

by RoseCathy

Kryten is the universe’s biggest (only?) fan of the soap opera Androids. When the drudgery of life on Starbug begins to get to him, he tries his hand at writing fanfiction. Thank you to Strictlybuttersideup for the wonderful idea.

Teen 758 words 1 ch Complete 28 kudos

Characters Writing Fanfiction

Red Dwarf

Work

by Kahvi

Mechanoids don't sleep, but like all intelligent beings, they need to dream in order to organize and file the information in their brains properly. Being mechanoids, however, they tend to do this rather literally. And Kryten is not looking particularly forward to tonight's filing...

Teen 3.5k words 1 ch Complete 28 kudos

Dentistry · Torture

Red Dwarf (UK TV)

Mind Your Own Business

by harvestar

After a chance encounter on a derelict ship, Kryten is infected with a virus that grants him the power to read minds. This goes about as well as you might guess.

Teen 1.3k words 1 / ? ch In progress 25 kudos

Telepathy · Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence · a hint of rimster but this is more about torturing my boy kryten than anything else · kochanski is here!· +1 more

Red Dwarf+1

How May I Help You

by HungLikeARainbro

I promised to show you my early fandom nonsense so here it is (2004 - eep!).I don't know why Rimmer is hard-light but Holly and the Dwarf are still around. We shall ignore it, ssshhhh...

General 3.7k words 5 ch Complete 25 kudos

Fic from when I was a baby · be kind · I apologise anyway · No swears· +4 more

Red Dwarf (UK TV)

A Toast to the Happy Couple

by HungLikeARainbro

The crew find out that Kryten is dating another appliance. But not just any appliance...

Teen 6.1k words 1 ch Complete 20 kudos

Copious amounts of bread · Crack Relationships · Groinal Attachments · Mentions of robot sex but nothing graphic· +4 more

Red Dwarf (UK TV)

Your Life On Earth

by AstroNella

The crew have found a copy of Your Life On Earth, an artificial reality game package, and decide it's worth trying it out. But remembering Rimmer's behaviour when they played Better Than Life, and Kryten's antics in Jane Austen World, is this really a good idea?

General 1.1k words 1 ch Complete 19 kudos

Kryten explains everything · artificial reality game

Red Dwarf (UK TV)

Anniversary present

by Mystrothedefender

Kryten has a big day coming up: the 25th anniversary of him joining the red dwarf crew! Lister isn't going to forget this time, and he's going to give Kryten something he's always wanted.

General 2k words 1 ch Complete 18 kudos

Kryten gets a garden · Lister gets a hug · Anniversary · Gardens & Gardening· +1 more