Star Trek+1
by Ivillpunchyouinthethroat
Jim and Spock have been dancing around each other for the past year and a half Bones is just, really, really done. So with Uhura being sadistic and everyone else being yellow-bellied pansies, this falls to Bones. Because of course this falls to Bones. And Bones is really, really, really, god damned tempted to just shoot them both with a hypospray cocktail of all the aphrodisiacs they’ve come across in their travels (which is (un)surprisingly a lot) lock them in one of the medical rooms and let nature run its course but the last thing he needs is for Jim to have some godawful allergic reaction and then have to treat him for that reaction all the while Jim tries to hump the closest Spock-resembling inanimate object.
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