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nonviolent communication
by randomprose
“Why do you even like me?” Shang Qinghua asks in the wake of Mobei Jun’s confession. “Why must Qinghua pose such a stupid question?” Mobei Jun answers, tone light and affectionate despite his words. “I don’t just like you. I told you, I love you.” “Yeah, I don’t get that either.” or: shang qinghua asks a question that’s been plaguing him. mobei jun is all too happy to answer — even if he thinks the question is a stupid one.
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Safe Place
by Amaltead
Puede ver en sus ojos la duda, el miedo, la incredulidad, la burla; su tío lo mirará de esa forma con frecuencia, incluso si ninguna palabra es dicha Mobei-Jun aún puede escuchar la mofa en sus palabras "Incluso si yo no te mató sobrino, tú algún día lo harás, eres débil... como el humano a tu servicio" y se irá complacido con sus palabras, pero ahí se encuentra su error, el de todos los demás. Su humano no es su debilidad. Es lo único seguro en su vida.
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a rose by any other name
by sarahyyy
In the best of circumstances, Shang Qinghua wouldn’t have to be cursing all the choices that Luo Binghe makes, except Luo Binghe’s every move as the venerated ruler of the realm is so carefully observed and emulated by all the other demons. Luo Binghe takes a male consort? The demons watch and learn. Luo Binghe’s consort is a human cultivator? The demons are taking notes. Luo Binghe’s human consort is a Cang Qiong Peak Lord? The demons are frantically making checklists that would determine one’s suitability to be a consort, and guess who ticks all the boxes. (Or, the one where Shang Qinghua suddenly becomes Prime Demon Marriage Material™.)
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The Shape of Water
by Gaby007
"Water is like love, it has no shape. It takes the shape of whatever it inhabits. It's the most powerful element in the universe. It's gentle, flexible, but breaks through every barrier." - Guillermo del Toro Shen Jiu has carried a secret his whole life, and renunced any hope to ever create a bond with someone else as a consequence. No one is safe for him to get closer -- at least, until Shen Yuan fell into his wretched existence and rewrote Shen Jiu's entire being to revolve around him. That's the thing with love: as water, it can go everywhere and will carve a way if need be.
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those hands pulled me from the earth
by sarahyyy
Shang Qinghua had known that things would play out exactly like this, almost like he’d seen it before.Like he’d planned it.Shang Qinghua’s words from their first meeting, his declaration as the creator of this universe, rings loudly in Mobei Jun’s ears. Shang Qinghua is not just an ordinary god, sent to experience tribulations in the mortal realm. Shang Qinghua is more than that, so much more than that, and-He has chosen Mobei Jun.(Or, the one where Mobei Jun thinks Shang Qinghua is a god.)
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Cold Hands, Warm Heart
by Zizzani
“If the body can’t warm up, then things get uh, b-bad?” Mobei-jun cuts him a look that’s made for slaughter. “What does that mean?” “A-ah, it’s called hypothermia, my king.” “And you die once it happens.” Again, not a question. “You can.” When Mobei-jun makes an absolutely terrifying face, Shang Qinghua hastens to add, “But not instantly! Y-you can actually recover from it, if the hypothermia doesn’t progress too far.” “How far?” Mobei-jun growls. “There are f-f-f-five stages,” Shang Qinghua shivers out, lips numb. “The fifth stage is death.” - Shang Qinghua and Mobei-jun have their spiritual powers sealed before getting dumped in a white-out snowstorm. Mobei-jun quickly learns that humans are far more susceptible to the cold than he thought.
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do u expect me, a gay, to remember everything i write
by lazulisong
"It was a plot point, dude," says Cucumber-bro, in the slow, patient voice of someone speaking to a stupid dog. "It was an actual, literal plot point you typed in with your own like, sinful hands." "No it wasn't," says Shang Qinghua immediately. "I think I would like, fucking remember writing a scene where some chick gets an actual fucking dragon corpse dropped on her door and immediately gives it up for the person who brought it!"
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heart's bane
by sarahyyy
Shang Qinghua’s face falls. “I could tell you now, my king, but you would not be predisposed to believing me, like you usually are.” “Then why would I listen to you?” Shang Qinghua lets out a shaky breath. “Because my husband always listens to me,” he says quietly.(Or, the one where Mobei Jun is poisoned, and cannot remember Shang Qinghua.)
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The An Ding Peak Lord's Holy Cheat Sheet
by JerichoJaspersJeromeJr
There's a dozen basic things that Shang Qinghua should know but somehow doesn't.There's a hundred mysterious secrets that Shang Qinghua knows even when he shouldn't.There's a thousand profound mysteries that Shang Qinghua knows even when no mortal should.Mobei-jun has noted it all.
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The Cryptid Boyfriend
by rainbowdracula
Mobei Jun doesn't understand Youtube, but ends up famous on it anyway. Or: Shang Qinghua is a paranormal Youtuber, and the most infamous cryptid of them all keeps showing up in the background of his shots.
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The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
A potentially explicit work
The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
A potentially explicit work
The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù