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A Murder Would Be Nice
by minkhollow
This is a stupid idea, and he's never going to get away with it.
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Character · 434 works
Moist turns up in 57 works open to everyone here. The average one runs about 5,000 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.
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Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
A Henchmans Lot
by CaffieneKitty
For Moist, the status is definitely not quo.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Five Times Moist Really
by minkhollow
Exactly what it says on the tin.
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Custodiat
by TheShadierTwin
Companion piece to "Everything You Ever". Moist watches.
Discworld - Terry Pratchett
Congratulations Mr
by hypatia
This was a late blooming response/inspiration after I read The Brain Thief by hollimichele which I highly recommend. Thanks to cavorter (who-is-not-on-the-archive) for the beta.
Discworld - Terry Pratchett
SWALK
by Demorra (thebibliosphere)
A wintery night in Ankh-Morpork, and an attempted quiet moment in the Postmaster General's office. Attempted being the key word. In fact Moist suspects if the universe ever affords him a quiet moment it may well implode.
Discworld - Terry Pratchett
People like to tell you
by towardsmorning
The best forgery he had ever written was himself.
Discworld - Terry Pratchett
Exert from The
by Demorra (thebibliosphere)
And there it was. Give ‘em a show, Moist thought, talk a fast game and act like you belonged and even falling could look like flying.
Discworld - Terry Pratchett
Balancing on a knifes
by strawberriesandtophats
Meeting Commander Vimes unexpectedly is like hitting a damn reinforced brick wall at top speed.
Discworld - Terry Pratchett
Colours
by karanguni
Black isn't exactly Moist's colour, but Vetinari prefers to make his own decisions about this (and every) kind of thing.
Discworld - Terry Pratchett
It Could Be You
by Anonymous
Moist von Lipwig is taking on a new project, but this time his big idea is a load of balls.
Discworld - Terry Pratchett
we are fucking off to
by bissonomy (Macdicilla)
It had never occurred to him, Moist reflected as he changed his suit, that the man would actually die. He was something permanent, a fixed point, never changing. Moist would have compared him to the sun or moon, but they moved about too much to work in his analogy. He’d often thought that he’d die before Vetinari, and sometimes, if he was being uncharitable, he’d thought that he’d die because of Vetinari. It seemed that was no longer a risk to be concerned about. He missed the feeling immensely. Send a prodding Dark Clerk to summon a man from his own home often enough, and he’d get nostalgic for it. Moist could almost feel a hand tapping at his back just remembering it.He frowned. It didn’t feel like a memory.“Mr. von Lipwig,” said a female voice, patiently, “please follow me to the palace.”
Discworld - Terry Pratchett
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Discworld - Terry Pratchett
Of the Gold-Clad Behinds
by Linxcat
Moist had never addressed a crowd this big before. He'd never been in a position of such authority without the oddly reassuring notion that if he made a total prat of himself and messed everything up, Vetinari would just hang him. Again.
Discworld - Terry Pratchett
Dont spoil the show
by LeDiz
In a carriage ride to somewhere probably more interesting, Spike considers Moist as the man behind the golden suit, and Captain Carrot as the one who scares him most.
Discworld - Terry Pratchett
A Meeting in The Palace (For No Particular Reason)
by braigwen_s
Mr von Lipwig has just taken full custody of Mr Fusspot. The Times gang finds a puppy that is in need of a loving home.
Discworld - Terry Pratchett
On The Line
by DictionaryWrites
Moist hesitated only for a second before he knocked on the compartment door, and then he slowly slid it open. The Pat-- Ah. But, no.
Discworld - Terry Pratchett
Commended Soul
by LeDiz
"I commend my soul to any god who can find it". Great last words. Except they weren't. Last words, that is. In hindsight... really stupid words. Really... really stupid words. Moist finds his place as the world continues changing.
Discworld
A potentially explicit work
Discworld - Terry Pratchett