White Collar
Nealfan fiction
Character · 22,222 works
Neal turns up in 42 works open to everyone here. The average one runs about 3,000 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.
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Batman - All Media Types+1
from fedora to red hood
by impravidus
"Hey fellas,” Neal greets, voice low and gruff.The scrawny one by the wall freezes. “Oh shit.”Neal’s head snaps up to face him. “DiMarco?” His eyes go wide. “Shit.”“B-boss. I, I, I didn’t know you were in New York,” DiMarco stammers. “And I thought I gave you an out so you could spend more time with your kids.”Jason!Neal goes undercover and runs into one of his old Red Hood lackies.
Batman - All Media Types+1
Solidly a 12
by dandelioness666
On a scale of 1 to 10, Peter would put the Red Hood suddenly dropping out of the rafters of an abandoned warehouse at solidly a 12 in terms of ‘things likely to induce a heart attack and send him to an early grave.’ --- Dick Grayson is Neal Caffrey, an annoyed Jason pays him a visit, and Peter is very concerned.
Batman - All Media Types+1
A Crash Course in Crashing Covers
by sulutheblackpaladin
Neal is minding his own business, working on a case when a red bird smashes through the window. With no regard for the fact Neal is undercover. And working. And around all of his coworkers.
White Collar (TV 2009)+2
Flightless Birds
by hannnom
Dick is kidnapped and the White Collar department tries their best to get him back... at least at first. Later, they just watch the show.
Batman - All Media Types+1
that feel when people from your secret real life come to your sorta secret fake life
by impravidus
Neal Caffrey is actually Tim Drake.Featuring spilled coffees, Peter thinking Tim is dating Jason's ex, and a rain-soaked Bruce Wayne.
Batman - All Media Types+3
Neal's Impromptu Guest Only 𝑳𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒔 Like a High Schooler
by TheWitchBoy
“I need to borrow your CI,” the man said.
White Collar (TV 2009)+1
5 Times Dick Let Neal Slip
by LetPeterParkerSayFck
+1 time he let Neal burn Dick Grayson has spent most of the past seven years as an undercover operative for the justice league weeding out corrupt officials in the New York prison system and FBI headquarters. It's been a rewarding job, and he knows he's doing good, but honestly? Some times he misses home. This is five times Dick let his 'Neal' identity slip, and one time he burned it.
White Collar (TV 2009)+1
What do you mean I'm not speaking English?
by Queen_Gerbil
“Uh, Neal?” Said Peter, with an odd look on his face. “We don't all speak as many languages as you, could you repeat that in English.” “What do you mean in English? I haven't-” --- The white-collar team gets hit by a spell, but only Neal seems to be affected.
Batman - All Media Types+3
"I'm So Sorry."
by TheWitchBoy
“Neal, hey, snap out of it,” Peter accepted a shock blanket from an EMT and placed it around Neal’s shoulders.
White Collar (TV 2009)+3
The One in Which Magic is Stupid (But Isn't it Always?)
by TheWitchBoy
He looked ridiculous. He looked so small. (He also had a pair of ears he definitely had yet to grow into and Peter was hard-pressed not to find it absolutely endearing.)
Batman - All Media Types+1
Neal Caffrey and the Duffel Bag of Doom
by impravidus
“FBI,” Peter says, pulling out his gun and pointing it at the killer. “Put your hands on your head slowly.” Red Hood chuckles darkly. “That’s cute.” He jumps up and grabs two guns at nearly inhuman speeds, pointing them both at Peter’s chest. And suddenly, it’s like the air in the office has been sucked out. Because Red Hood? Behind the Red Hood? Is Neal Caffrey. DAY FIVE: “Uh surprise?” // Identity Reveal // Secret Identity Fail // Identity Porn
White Collar (TV 2009)+1
To Keep You Safe (I'd Throw My Secrets Away)
by RandomReader13
“It’s a cipher,” Neal explained, flipping the pad of paper to a new page and clicking his pen. He wrote out the message quickly, and then a new set of letters underneath. “Translated into Gaelic, scrambled, and then shifted by three.” “Gaelic,” Peter echoed incredulously. Neal shrugged. “The Duolingo course interested me.” AKA Dick is undercover on an important mission, but when one of his friends is in danger, he'll do whatever it takes to get them back.
Batman - All Media Types+3
Neal Caffrey is Married. Apparently.
by TheWitchBoy
“Okay, I know what it looked like, but I’m telling you it isn’t like that.” “You’re saying you didn’t hit our suspect over the head with a compound bow, knocking him unconscious and fracturing his cheekbone?” Jones asked. The redhead grinned at him. “No, that part happened.”
White Collar (TV 2009)+3
CapriSun
by TheWitchBoy
Neal slapped his laptop shut. “What are you doing here?”
Batman - All Media Types+1
a stroll through the mind
by impravidus
Peter’s not sure what he’s expecting, but what he sees is not even in the general wheelhouse. At the door stands a slightly blood splattered Red Hood. Neal, to Peter’s complete bewilderment, lights up. “Jay! You came!” He goes to hug him but aborts the motion quickly. Red Hood takes off his helmet and shakes out his hair and oh my God, Red Hood is revealing himself, Peter knows who Red Hood is. No. Scratch that. Neal knows who Red Hood is.
Batman - All Media Types+1
Bring Your Kid to Work Day
by impravidus
Damian always put his own twist on the stereotypical. Duck Duck Goose but with swords. The Floor is Lava but with arson. Tag but with swords. Hot Potato but with actual boiling hot potatoes. Tic Tac Toe but with swords. Do you sense a pattern? OR: It's Bring Your Kid to Work Day at the FBI and Dick!Neal is missing his kid.
Batman - All Media Types+2
Neal Caffrey Has a Kid
by TheWitchBoy
Neal looked at the cup, then up at the teenager. His usual amicable smile turned into something more reproachful and stern.
Batman - All Media Types+1
While You Were Missing
by caffeinatedbasil
A familiar redheaded child darts across the bullpen with a shout of “PAPA!” and barrels into Jason’s arms. “Lian–” He breathes. Jason's undercover work as Neal Caffrey is difficult for several reasons. He didn't anticipate that single parenting would be one of them, though.
Batman - All Media Types+1
memory loss
by elijay
Neal keeps all three of them in front of him as he grabs the badges and checks them over. “Diana Berrigan… and Clinton Jones,” he sounds out. “And he is Peter…?” “Burke,” Jones fills in. “Peter Burke, white collar crimes unit. Your handler. You… don’t remember, do you?” Neal snorts. “How astute of you, Jones. And I am?” Concern flickers through Diana. “You don’t know?” Neal looks at her and raises an eyebrow. “I know who I am, I want to know who you think I am.” “Neal Caffrey,” she replies confidently. “Con man, forger, world-class thief, now a criminal consultant for the white collar crimes unit of the FBI.” She’s expecting Neal to nod and agree in some way, but instead he snorts again. “What an alias - Neal Caffrey. Tell me, how long has he been with you? And how old is he, again?” --- Neal Caffrey is actually Tim Drake.