Monty Python's Flying Circus
Condom Shop
by arrhidaios
They don't call it "Hard Brexit" gratuitously!
Ownerfan fiction
Character · 806 works
Owner turns up in 21 works open to everyone here. The average one runs about 2,800 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.
Works
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Fantastic Four+4
A potentially explicit work
Real Person Fiction
A potentially explicit work
Plants vs Zombies
Lettuce Kill Zombies
by animatedrose
The Owner wasn't sure when exactly zombies took over the world or when the plants in their garden gained sentience. All they had been doing was minding their own business, staying indoors as they always had been. Unfortunately, staying indoors, defenseless, would only let the zombies have a better shot at eating their brain.Thankfully, the plants in their garden seem very happy to protect them from the zombies. Maybe too happy? Just how did this all happen, anyway?
Ya Boi Kongming! (Anime)+1
Love Is (Not) A Battlefield, Or: Gay Panic! At the BB Lounge
by WyvernQuill
“OH!” Understanding dawned in Kongming’s eyes, and he visibly brightened. “You mean homosexuality - of course, of course, I do know all about that!”“...you do?” Eiko blinked. Of all the things for this strangely old-fashioned geezer to already know about… “Since when!?”“Well, at one point I decided to google if men still swore to serve under another, calling them Master and dedicating one’s life to worshipping the ground they walked on, as one did in my time.” Kongming lowered his gaze, and a light blush appeared high on his cheekbones. “The results were most… enlightening.”“Ah.” Eiko could only imagine they would be. In which there is Romance (not just of the Three Kingdoms), Eiko asks the same question twice, Owner is being avoided and miserable about it, and Kongming gives the two Qiaos to Cao Cao after all… metaphorically speaking, that is.
Original Work
A potentially explicit work
Ya Boi Kongming! (Anime)+1
Sanctuary
by limin
Kobayashi has lived alone, and has chosen to live alone the moment he was able to. What people consider solitude, he considers peace.So why did he offer his apartment to Kongming again?
Phantom Tales of the Night (Manga)+1
Tender Care
by imtoolazytothinkofausername
Owner patches Spider up after the man is injured.
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The First Offence
by moonlighten
Lucas' magical bookshop acquires a new regular customer who behaves in the most suspicious manner.
Animator vs. Animation (Short Films - Becker)+1
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Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rick Riordan
Blades Before Babes
by Books_Are_My_Sirens
Jack is jealous of Magnus and Alex’s relationship and begins to question whether his new owner is better than Frey was.
Ya Boi Kongming! (Anime)+1
Old-Fashioned Music, Contemporary Love
by Westie
Kongming explores the world of older music, and the world of love.
Ya Boi Kongming! (Anime)+1
Red Cliffs; Flushed Faces
by limin
What really fools Kobayashi into believing that their Kongming is Zhuge Liang is how he looks to his left whilst he laughs, expecting to see someone there, only to see Kobayashi himself.And how, in that moment, Kongming’s gaze loses its warmth.
Original Work
Two Conversations at a Cash Register
by Ptelea
A bookseller talks to her customer (and a resident of the bookstore).
Ya Boi Kongming! (Anime)+1
Now what can you see with your eyes?
by limin
Owner-san looks at you when he thinks you won't notice. It doesn't take long before you have his gaze figured out, as you have both seen it from afar and felt it burnt into you before. Many centuries may have passed, but the protective nature of men has not changed, whether it is coming from Guan Yu with his guandao tightly gripped in one hand or from Owner-san.What's harder to tell is when exactly does Owner-san become protective of you.
Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening - Robert Frost
Solstice Night
by Miss_M
None dared linger where he now stood.
Furry (Fandom)+1
A potentially explicit work
Don't Toy With Me (Visual Novel)
A New Housemate
by orphan_account
I have called this AU TOY/N as a portmanteau of "toy" and "Y/N". I'm so clever.After ending 1b, Huxley and Wisker are alone in the dollhouse. Until The Owner buys a new toy for them to meet: You.Toy lore: You are a dress-up doll. The Owner found you at a vintage toy store and brought you home originally to refurbish you, but then thought it would be more fun to place you with Huxley and Wisker.
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Tomes
by selfindulgentkitten
Alensia owns a bookstore that goes far beyond the ordinary.