Genshin Impact (Video Game)
by Grade_A_Simp
“Childe. You’re bleeding.”The man in question glances down at his blood-soaked uniform, a seemingly endless amount of injuries marking the fabric and the flesh underneath.“Oh yeah, I am. Mind telling me where though?”Zhongli pinches his nose bridge in exasperation. “To put it frankly, everywhere.”Childe blinks. “Oh. That actually explains why everything hurts.”The consultant glances at the sky for a brief moment, looking two seconds away from praying to Rex Lapis.“My apologies, but that. Is a very...obvious statement. Childe, how did you not notice this?”The Harbinger shrugs.“I dunno, I’m just built different.”————The traveler tells Childe that fighting an oceanid despite being a Hydro user is the best way to impress Zhongli.It’s a joke. Of course it is; they wouldn’t want the Harbinger no matter how annoying he is to get gravely injured.They just may have underestimated one, no, two things:One, Childe’s stubbornness, and two, Childe’s desire to impress Zhongli.
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