A Dog's Breakfast
Sexaphobia
by ChesterFemme
Patrick explores his many phobias. ...I suck at summaries. Hence the 5700+ words.
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Gangpol & Mit (Band)
Found Objects and Non-Objects
by I_am_THEdragon
Some time after being killed off in during his own live performance, Patrick the drummer finally encounters another soul in the strange afterlife known as 'The Kuala Lumpen French Institute'.
Schitt's Creek
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Schitt's Creek
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Hockey RPF
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Hockey RPF
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Hockey RPF
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Hockey RPF
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Schitt's Creek
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Schitt's Creek
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Schitt's Creek
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Schitt's Creek
How, Patrick?
by Mad_Lori
David discovers that Patrick has had a YouTube channel for years, in which he gives helpful life advice on a variety of topics. Watching his way through the channel, he discovers that the subscribers are big fans of Patrick's...well, everything...and endlessly fascinated by his mentions of The Mysterious David, who he first calls his business partner, then his boyfriend, and now his husband. Now that David's found out about "How, Patrick?" and its 400,000 subscribers, will Patrick's fans finally get to meet their favorite host's never-seen husband?
Bandom+1
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Hockey RPF
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Hockey RPF
22 Work 3410978
by purplecatsweater
There's no other explanation. His soulmate must have turned twenty-two yesterday.
Hockey RPF
say it with flowers
by hazel
GOOD WORK, YOUNG HAWK, the oak tree outside his building booms once the season's over, and Patrick smiles sleepily in its direction. He's never been sure how the trees of Chicago know about hockey---trees hear a lot, but it's not like he's ever stopped in a public park to ask one about it.
Schitt's Creek
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Hockey RPF
Scattered Pieces of My
by orphan_account
After one scandal too many, Patrick Kane gets traded. Eventually it stops being the worst thing that's ever happened to him.