Cunk on Earth (TV)+1
Philomenafan fiction
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Cunk on Earth (TV)+1
A potentially explicit work
Never Satisfied
ca passe ou ca casse
by 3370318
Philomena takes January as her date to an aristocratic wedding. Sylas laments his lack of a relationship (as he is wont to do). Seiji steals all of the finger foods.
All For The Game - Nora Sakavic+1
A Brief History of Exy
by nebulousviolet
Breakout documentary* star Philomena Cunk takes on the violent world of exy for the sport's thirtieth anniversary, featuring exclusive interviews from Kevin Day, David Wymack, Dan Wilds, and MORE!(*Outcome of court case still pending.)
Succession (TV 2018)+2
Cunk on Roys
by latins_lacuna, unbelievable_unstoppable
Philomena Cunk interviews the Roys (and Tom).
Original Work
A potentially explicit work
Cunk on Earth (TV)+18
Cunk on Lesbos
by OfMonstersAndWerewolves
Philomena Cunk is once again out documenting the world. This time, her attention is focused on the world of sapphic-dom.Witness as her interviewees question every life decision they've ever made to determine how exactly they got roped in to whatever the fuck they've got themselves into.
Cunk on Earth (TV)+1
Cunk on Button House
by natequarter
Philomena Cunk comes to Button House, right as Alison's will to live leaves. Will she survive? Will any of them survive?
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling+2
Philomena Cunk v Lord
by Frostberry
News clippings from Britain's most famous Wizarding Journalist, Philomena Cunk, on how she accidentally saved Britain from Lord Voldemort’s reign of terror.
Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell - Susanna Clarke+2
Cunk on Magic
by rubyofkukundu
Join award-winning broadcaster Philomena Cunk as she delves deeply into the depths of English Magic.
Cunk on Earth (TV)+2
Cunk on Hunger Games
by lemonlimemadness
The presenter leans in, “Why the Hunger Games? Why not, say, a dating show or a quiz show or something with a less… dangerous premise?” “Well, it was the biggest one, for starters, and you know what Jesus said, go big or go home.” “I don’t think Jesus has ever said that,” the presenter says. “Really?” Cunk says, bewildered. “Probably definitely,” the presenter tells her, visible pain in his expression. Or; Philomena Cunk participates in the Hunger Games. Everybody suffers.
Good Omens (TV)+1
Cunk on Aziraphale
by gaydreaming
Philomena Cunk's new special, Cunk on Books, brings Philomena to the bookshop of a certain ethereal bookworm. Things get off task rather quickly as Philomena expands her horizons and Aziraphale makes a new friend. Alternatively titled: How the hell did this become my first fic of 2024?
MILGRAM (Music Videos)+12
MULTIGRAM - The
by OctoSquigglez
put 10 different characters from 10 different places, put them in a prison, and what do you get? whatever the fuck this is i guessi dont know what the hell im doing
Turn (TV 2014)
Poison
by CorvidFeathers
There was something else bothering André, something perhaps worse than the sting of his shattered ambitions. It lingered still, poison that Philomena had no idea how to draw out, or even if it was reasonable to try. OR Someone gives John André a much-needed hug after 2x10 but of course it's a bit more complicated than that
Cunk on Earth (TV)+2
Cunk on Nations
by The_Ghost_Who_Writes
The BBC interviewer, Philomena Cunk, is meeting with the many Nations of the world
Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo+1
A potentially explicit work
Cunk on Earth (TV)+2
history shows again and
by doze apples (fourtens)
"Join me, Philomena Cunk, as we discuss the important questions about titans: Where do they come from? Where do they go? When they do go, is their poo radioactive from eating all that uraniumnum? Did Ghidorah have three sets of genitalia, or one, or none, and was that why he was so angry about being called Monster Zero? And what do these Monarch security guards coming toward us want?"All this and more, on Cunk on Titans."
Alex Rider (TV 2020)+1
Cunk on MI6
by Krzeslicko
Philomena Cunk interviews the head of MI6. Things go as well as you can imagine.
Cunk on Britain (TV)
fucking moron
by frey_the_notorious_gay
philomena cunk breaks up with her boyfriend, and proceeds to get absolutely smashed with her best friend.