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Philzafan fiction
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Quackity SMP
A Crows Needs
by IsLib
Did you know crows take ant baths? Neither did I. And now I do.Phil needs to take an ant bath.
Quackity SMP
No Fool
by IsLib
Phil doesn't really want to go to the Nether - but it's dangers are just about outweighed by the possible rewards.
Dream SMP - Fandom
November Seventeenth
by chellepop
This fic is based on Kanaya's song, November Sixteenth, which is one of my favourite songs right now and you should definitely listen to it while reading. This is set on November Seventeenth, the day after the war, and Phil is grieving.
Minecraft (Video Game)
in the back of your mind
by teeth_eater
It takes Techno giving Tommy a severe concussion while trying to teach him how to sword fight for them to bond.It actually seems pretty on-brand.
Minecraft (Video Game)+1
RacoonInnit is Pog at Villainy
by AJ_is_Anxious
Tommy likes making chaos.Tubbo likes planning chaos.Ranboo secretly loves chaos.They are the perfect team.Tubbo has a big plan to cause lots of trouble for the hero's of L'manburg.Why? Because why not?
Dream SMP
From Raccoons to Princes
by MollyPollyKinz
Wilbur shuddered at the idea of getting bitten by an army of raccoons. “I won’t hurt you,” Wilbur said.“Good.” Tommy still looked nervous though, and he hunched his shoulders down, somehow making his already small form even smaller. “Because… because they’ll bite you.”“Good for them,” Wilbur said, “I don’t want you feeling unsafe here.” OR, Prince Wilbur finds a raccoon hybrid by the name of Tommy in a palace storage room, being fed and cared for by an army of raccoons. So Wilbur decides to adopt.
Dream SMP - Fandom+1
oh dear, can you see me?
by findingkairos
Philza Minecraft is the youngest person ever to beat a Hardcore world and earn his wings. It makes him a target.For an enterprising faction fighting in a server-wide war, it makes him a weapon. (Age Swap!AU where Technoblade is a legendary warrior who's been having fun scaring newbies and occasionally conquering realms on behalf of Hypixel, Philza is a young player who's been guilt tripped into choosing the losing side, and things get worse before they get better.)
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Rabies
by Because_Why_Not
Tommy has always been a little too wild. Luckily he's always had someone to hold him down.For him to be loyal to.What happens when those people leave?(Or Tommy is a feral little bushy-tailed gremlin and people may have realized it a little too late)
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kindred spirits
by arochill
They were his family.In which one man leaves his dream job and learns that taking care of three monster children may be better than anything else he could ever ask for.
Dream SMP
Human Error: Airlock
by teeth_eater
A collection of deleted scenes and one-shots in the Human Error universe, some canon, some not. Just some writing that will not play into the story as a whole.
Minecraft (Video Game)
uh mister minecraft i threw up
by WeeBeeGalaxy
What was his excuse?‘I’m cold?’ No, he’d already insisted to Phil that he doesn’t get cold much and that was why his temporary home was fine, if he immediately used that excuse he’d think he was either lying before or now. ‘How about lonely?’ What was he? A Child. ‘Sick?’ There was no way he could play off faking being-“Ranboo?” Suddenly came a voice from in front of him, the half enderman startling suddenly where he stood since he didn’t even notice the door opening. The shorter man’s eyebrows furrowed as he rubbed sleep out of his eyes, torch in his left hands. At least it seemed like Techno either wasn’t here or was still asleep. He needed to think of an excuse. Quick. “What are you-?”“Mister Minecraft, uh, I’m sorry, I threw up.”orfreakish tall teenager fakes being ill because he doesn't know how to actually make friends but it turns out he's actually ill.
Dream SMP - Fandom
Child of the Flames
by MollyPollyKinz
Wilbur snorted. “Right. Sorry.” He paused. “How old are you again?”Tommy sputtered before giving Wilbur a half-hearted glare. “I’ll have you know I’m five-hundred thirty-six years old.”Wilbur laughed in the same way everyone did when Tommy was honest with his age. “And I’m one thousand,” Wilbur said, mirth filling his tone. Or, Tommy is an immortal phoenix, and he is alone, doomed to watch his mortal friends die time and time again. At least, that is what he used to believe.
Dream SMP - Fandom
Safe in the Ocean's Arms
by MollyPollyKinz
Wilbur’s embrace was warm. It was safe. It was protection. Tommy felt as though nobody could touch him, nobody could hurt him, there in Wilbur’s arms.“We won’t let anyone hurt you again,” Wilbur promised, his voice a soft rumble, “I promise.” OR, Tommy is pushed off a cliff into the ocean as a sacrifice to the sea god, but instead, Tommy turns into a mermaid and gets found family.
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Sleep Don't Visit, so I Choke on Sun
by MollyPollyKinz
“Alright, fine.” Technoblade shoved his hands into his suit pockets. “They don’t care. Now, here’s what can happen next. I do believe you are Theseus. So you can come with me, and we can actually put your theory to the test.”“It’s not a theory. It’s just the truth, okay?” Tommy was horrified to feel tears burn up in his eyes. “I know I’m right about this.”“Why do you even want to go back, then?” Technoblade asked, “I’m sure Sam won’t mind letting you stay here until for whatever reason the royal family comes over.”The lump in Tommy’s throat was expanding, and he forcefully swallowed it down.“I… I want to see them,” he admitted.“There are photos, newsfeeds—”“It’s not the same!” Tommy stared at his nicely polished shoes, shame burning at his cheeks for his outburst. “It’s not the same,” he said again, more quietly. Prince Theseus was kidnapped from his home at age nine. Now, at fourteen years old, he reunites with his family, even though he believes they hate him.
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Dream SMP
Somewhere That's Ours
by MollyPollyKinz
“Look, um, Tommy? I’m really sorry, but I’m not your brother.”Tommy frowned. “Of course you are,” he said. He pointed to Wilbur’s face. “You look exactly like you.”Wilbur sighed and glanced around before finally pulling away his hood.Tommy gasped at the bright pink hair that framed Wilbur’s face. It made him look weird, and almost barely recognizable.“What happened to your hair?” Tommy gasped. He grinned with delight. “Wilbur, it’s pink!” Or, princess and pauper au where Technoblade is a prince, Wilbur is an indentured servant, and Tommy is Wilbur's little brother who only sort of understands what is going on.
Dream SMP - Fandom
My Vampire Family
by MollyPollyKinz
“Oh yes, scare the hell out of your little human brother to wake him up. What a wonderful idea,” Tommy said sarcastically.“I was just practicing my best scary vampire impression,” Wilbur said.“You already are a vampire!”“But not a scary one,” Wilbur whined. Tommy Danger Kraken Innit is legally and consensually adopted by vampires. As a result, his life is very unusual.
Dream SMP
Tell Me I Belong
by MollyPollyKinz
“I guess I just thought… that you guys didn’t want me, because you were all good animals, and I was just… gross.”“That’s not true,” Phil insisted. “You are not gross.”Tears were building up in Tommy’s eyes now, and Tommy felt helpless to stop them. “But… but Wilbur and Technoblade are rabbits, which are adorable and comforting, and you’re a bird, and I’m just a mouse.“And you’re an adorable and comforting mouse,” Wilbur insisted. “And we love you so much for it.” Or, if Technoblade and Wilbur are twins, so they are both Rabbit hybrids, and Tommy is a cute lil mouse hybrid. And then there's angst because i said so.
Dream SMP+1
Human Catnip and the Trifles of Drug Dealing
by Anonymous
“So, you want to test out completely new drugs that came from an infamous deathworld,” Wilbur shoves his ears back up, stills the urge to claw at the air. “And before you say it again—it is not the same as Earth. A deathworld known for killing even piglins, even species so hardy they rival humanity!”“Woah, woah! Calm down a bit there,” Quackity grins, human style and elytrian style. He grins and makes a ‘calm yourself’ whistle. “It's just…Karl is out of commission right now and I want to see what it’ll do. I unraveled a bit of it and while it’s definitely lethal for elytrians—I think it could be fine for humans.”“Why? Why even risk it if you haven’t unraveled it all?!”