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Dispatch (Video Game)

The Permanent Quest to Make Sure Robert Eats Enough

by Azure_Lynx

Punch Up is pretty sure Robert thinks he's been asked to join their date night. To be fair, were it anyone besides Robert, they would've figured it out about six dates ago, but their beloved dispatcher still grapples with the concept that people might actually find him attractive and ask him on a date. Granted, that iswhat had happened, kind of, but the main idea was that Robert didn't eat enough and they always went out to a really filling restaurant. So it was actually Punch Up and Coupé attempting to get him back to a healthy weight post-coma. The date was incidental. It's fine. He figures it out eventually, and they even manage to convince him that, no, really, they do want him there. In return, he decides to take them somewhere extra special.

Teen 3.2k words 1 ch Complete 445 kudos

And then they gently coax Robert into joining them like a stray cat or something · Autistic Coupé | Janelle (Dispatch) · Bad Parent Robert "Robbie" Robertson | Astral Mecha Man · Established Punch Up | Colm/Coupé | Janelle· +11 more

Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid+1

Punch to the Heart

by LightningMchow

Shane sends Ilya a video of Punch the monkey. Ilya doesn't expect it to hit quite so close to home. (Also art of Ilya and Shane as Punch and his monkey)

General 2k words 2 ch Complete 390 kudos

Abandonment Issues · Art · Crying Ilya Rozanov · Domestic Fluff· +8 more

Dispatch (Video Game)

Baby babysitter

by orphan_account

Roberts been putting his regression off for too long and drops while taking care of a regressed waterboy. Good thing Punch Ups not doing anything this weekend

General 2.3k words 1 ch Complete 189 kudos

Age Regression Little Robert Robertson | Mecha Man · Age Regression/De-Aging · Cute · Non-Sexual Age Play· +1 more

Dispatch (Video Game)

Audio For Training Purposes Only, People!

by BakersDailyChoice

PUNCH-UP: We’re just the muscle, lad. You’re the one who tells us how to handle it. R. ROBERTSON: “You guys should know this, though. What happens if I can’t guide you through it?” SYSTEM NOTIFICATION: MULTIPLE/OVERLAPPING/UNIDENTIFIABLE: We die. R. ROBERTSON: ...Over a streaker? (Or: The one where the author thinks her best dialogue is hidden behind her shittiest writing, so she made it its own fic.)(Or. Or, a Reupload cuz the author is a dumbass and accidentally deleted the original work.)

Teen 1.4k words 1 ch Complete 173 kudos

Attempt at Humor · Canon-Typical Swearing for Dispatch (Video Game) · Humor · Post-Canon· +4 more

Heated Rivalry (TV)

Punch to the Heart

by PaigeNikki

“No.” Shane’s arms were crossed over his chest; his fingers tapped against his elbow as he shook his head. “Ilya, are you insane?” “Yes, maybe.” Punch waited in the passenger seat of Ilya’s Benz, buckled into the Paw Patrol booster they used for Pike’s kids when the need arose. He blinked up at them in the sunlight, fiddling with the seatbelt Ilya had strapped across him. At his feet, the stuffed orangutan sat, plopped on its side. “Shane, you do not understand, this monkey—Punch—he needed a home.” “So you gave him ours?” “No, he will have his own room, totally separate from us.” Shane raked his fingers through his hair. “Ilya, he’s a monkey.” “Yes, I know this.” Ilya couldn’t help but smirk. “No.” Exasperatedly, Shane raised his hands in the air. “This isn’t like Anya, this is like—like adopting a kid.” Ilya exited the car. Gravel crunched underfoot as he went to the other side to unbuckle the ape and carry him into the cottage. “Punch Rozanov-Hollander is a nice name, yes?” Or I couldn't stand seeing all these sad videos of this monkey so I had to give him a happy ending.

General 1.6k words 1 ch Complete 164 kudos

Anxious Shane Hollander · Book 2: Heated Rivalry (Game Changers) · Crack Treated Seriously · Fluff· +9 more

Dispatch (Video Game)

Mirrors

by Puppy_b0i_punk

Robert robertson always hated Mirrors. He could never see himself in them, so he instead looked for himself in others.

Teen 601 words 1 ch Complete 117 kudos

Angst and Hurt/Comfort · Bisexual Robert Robertson | Mecha Man · Body Dysphoria · Depressed Robert Robertson | Mecha Man· +5 more

Dispatch (Video Game)

Birds of a Feather

by agoldengalaxy

“Punch Up,” Coupé gasped, his name shocking her tongue as she shook him. “Punch Up, wake up. Wake up!” There was no response. There was no stupid joke, no silly grin, no blush upon his cheeks. There was so much blood. God, there was so much blood. He was supposed to be indestructible, so why was there so much blood?

General 14k words 1 ch Complete 113 kudos

Blood and Injury · Coupé | Janelle Gets Cut From The Z-Team (Dispatch) · Coupé | Janelle Needs a Hug (Dispatch) · Forgiveness· +9 more

Dispatch (Video Game)

walls of limerick

by nambi

“I get that way on wine,” Punch Up said. “Keep hearing it’ll make ya feel all fancy and wise. Fuck me, I just end up thinking ‘bout Coop.”New though he was, Herm felt the weight of that. When the thrill of victory had worn off after Shroud, Punch Up had seemed—smaller, somehow. For as long as Herm had known him, he’d carried his height with pride, filling out his skin to the brim, his strength bursting forth even from his shortened frame. But knowing Coupé was behind bars, knowing he’d likely never see her again, had visibly messed with him, even when they’d broken up before that.He’d gotten better by the looks of it, blooming anew, grieving in bite-sized pieces. Herm wasn’t sure he liked the thought that it could all come back to him with only wine as a catalyst, things he’d thought he’d processed and gotten over hitting him in full force, as if no time at all had passed.“Tell ya what,” said Punch Up, and he shoved himself back to his feet to stand in front of him. “You and me, we’re gonna sober up."/////Or: Waterboy learns that he is a sad kind of drunk. Punch Up is there to pull him out of it.

Teen 3.9k words 1 ch Complete 105 kudos

Alcohol · Angst with a Hopeful Ending · Dancing · Found Family· +12 more

Dispatch (Video Game)

For old time's sake, for New Year's mercy

by get-shiggy-with-it (HQK)

Somewhere in the background he can hear Mal jeering something, the other team members voices joining in. Like they’re counting him down, cheering him on. The voices all swirl together into a fruit cocktail of sound.“I, uh, I’ve got something to ask you,” he murmurs under the start of the count. The words feel like wood chips in his mouth, unfinished, unstable. Fuck the list, he’s gotta do it now or he never will.--Or, in which Victor contemplates a question and welcomes in a new year.

Teen 1.7k words 1 ch Complete 104 kudos

Fluff and Angst · Gender-Neutral Reader-Insert · Kissing · New Years· +6 more

Punch-Out!! (Video Games)

Empathetic

by Vengeful_Vulpix

Glass Joe opened his eyes, blinking them into focus. He could immediately tell something was amiss by the way it felt like his brain was trying to claw its way out of his skull. He raised his head, trying to make sense of his surroundings. His eyesight was fuzzy, but he could tell he was in a small, off-white room. It was far too bright. He was laying down on a couch or an incredibly uncomfortable bed. There was no sound except for the ringing in his ears. He felt around him just to find a vast sea of starchy fabric. He had no clue where he was.

Teen 2.1k words 1 ch Complete 73 kudos

Blood and Injury · Dermatophagia · Eye Trauma · He's fine though· +9 more

Punch-Out!! (Video Games)

Punch Out Headcanons D

by JuicyCoutureAngel

Title says all!!!No NSFW headcanons sorry freaks on main 💔I might do relationship headcanons but idkTrigger Warnings will be written in note before the chapter!This will go in no particular order, just the ones I feel like writing at the time :)

General 1.7k words 3 / ? ch In progress 35 kudos

Fluff · Angst · this franchise has me in a chokehold · No NSFW Headcanons· +9 more

Transformers - All Media Types+1

Heat and Smelters And

by eerian_sadow

Punch is back from Darkmount, and that means a night under the stars for the mechs in the Special Intelligence Division. Unfortunately, that's not as nice as it sounds.

Teen 539 words 1 ch Complete 34 kudos

spec ops week 2023 · Mentions of Character Death · funeral rites · secret rituals· +1 more