Schitt's Creek
Five times Ray took
by sloganeer
After surviving the fall of Rose Video, as well as the last few years sharing a motel room with Alexis, he deserved something better. Patrick wanted to be the man to give David something better.
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Schitt's Creek
to face unafraid the plans that we’ve made
by cromarty
“David,” Patrick grinds out, at the absolute limit of his patience. “Just stop being such a prima donna and pick a stupid picture, therehasto be at leastonegood one there.”orPatrick and David fight over their Christmas card picture.
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A potentially explicit work
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fumbling my fresh start
by grapehyasynth
When Patrick throws over his life to start fresh in Schitt's Creek, he leans a bit too hard into starting fresh, trying to reinvent himself - but the New Patrick he's determined to become does things like forget business meetings, fail to submit paperwork, and otherwise generally not endear himself to one David Rose.
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A Batch Made in Heaven
by thegrayness
Patrick and David are cookies and they fall in love. Let’s see how!I wish there was more to say about it but there isn’t.
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Good Morning, Schitt's Creek
by Basingstoke
Ray straightens his notes, turns on his microphone, and opens every single eye. "Good morning, Schitt's Creek!" he says cheerfully.
Schitt's Creek
A potentially explicit work
Schitt's Creek
A potentially explicit work
Schitt's Creek
Ray Butani: Undercover Matchmaker
by weathereyehorizon
It was no coincidence that Patrick took that fateful B13 appointment, but rather an expertly executed plan by Ray Butani: Schitt's Creek’s Undercover Matchmaker.
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A potentially explicit work
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it's possible you can be really, genuinely cool
by another_Hero
Ted's staying the night with Alexis, which means David needs to be ANYWHERE else. Patrick, it turns out, is camping tonight. But Ray invites David in to watch Notting Hill, and like...it's Notting Hill
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Going Once Going Twice
by stargazer56
Ray signs Patrick up to participate in the Schitt’s Creek First Annual Bachelor Auction for Asbestos. Will anyone bid on the town’s newest resident?
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lights out and away we
by fakingsincerity
“Oh my god, I used to go to Monaco every year! And once I went to Singapore but it was so hot and then Alexis was almost arrested for sneaking into the paddock." “Oh how exciting! My dream is to go to the Canadian Grand Prix one day, but I am afraid of the Quebecois.” Patrick learns that David and Ray somehow do have a shared interest - Formula One. It's derailing Patrick's Sunday morning plans.
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Conference Companions
by rosedavid (driftingskies237)
After a tedious morning of driving, Ronnie arrives at the hotel. She steps through the automatic doors into the lobby and heads toward the check-in counter, ready to fully enjoy her long weekend. That’s when she sees them. She slides her sunglasses down her nose to be sure her mind isn’t playing tricks on her.“Oh fuck no.". . . ORRonnie's conference plans are promptly derailed when she discovers Ray and Patrick are there, too.
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Snapshots of a Historic Day
by DoubleL27
Ronnie is determined to have amazing footage of Cafe Tropical and Patrick Brewer's awesome defeat once she realizes that David Rose is their substitution for Twyla. Ray has a business idea.
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Swiping Regret
by treepyful (treeperson)
Ray’s adventures on Bumpkin: the aftermath of five bad dates and one good one.
Schitt's Creek
Call us Scout and Dill
by kindofspecificstore
Patrick can read between the lines. He knows his parents are still confused as to why they broke up. No one grows up with a next door neighbour turned best friend turned high school sweetheart to go back to being best friends. He cycles through every last time they’ve mentioned Rachel since school started a couple weeks ago, the tight sensation in his chest anchoring him down deeper into the mattress, eyes wide open in the darkness of his room. (Or, snapshots of Patrick and Rachel at outdoor school. A prequel to Crossing Frozen Territory)
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Stray
by NeelyO, RhetoricalQuestions
Ray and Ronnie discover a stray kitten on a cold night. The kitten needs to be cared for! A story with original artwork.
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Five Stars
by sonlali
Ray visits a coffee shop in Elm Valley to expand his clientele base and ends up meeting someone new.