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Army Men - Fandom
by aducknamedjoe
A history of the Army Men world after the opening of the portals. It ties together the PC games and adds some exciting new twists. Will Sarge be able to hold together the Confederation of Elm Street after the Great Cataclysm? Or will the mysterious forces that have caused scout patrols to disappear in the nearby park reveal themselves and overwhelm the struggling plastican civilization?
Red vs. Blue
by SintaxRenegade
Their first night back from Sidewinder, Grif doesn't sleep well.
Red vs. Blue
by GreyLiliy
Washington is nothing like Flowers, and sometimes downtime is a good thing.
Cars (2006)
by norah
Everyone noticed Sarge was different when he returned to Radiator Springs.
Red vs. Blue
by Hinn_Raven
Sarge adopts his old friend Allison's daughter after Allison dies in the war.
Red vs. Blue
by weatheredlaw
"Permission to speak candidly, sir?" "Permission denied, meatsack."
Cars (Pixar Movies)
by goldendiie
Sarge and Fillmore get married for tax benefits, and that's it.
Red vs. Blue
Red vs. Blue
by urbaninja
It was a chaotic and unexpected reunion, but now they're all together again. A collection of shorts focusing on the reunions and meetings of a bunch of people who all assumed the others were dead.
Red vs. Blue
Red vs. Blue
Red vs. Blue
by Prim_the_Amazing
“Y’know when you flirt-shout that the whole canyon can hear you, right? Not just the part that you have a crush on?”“I have no such thing as a-- I would never-- fraternizing with the enemy is a sin worthy of death!”
Red vs. Blue
by Aryashi
The pirates had them out-numbered approximately a shitton to one. That was a problem, but a kind of Situation-Normal-All-Fucked-Up problem that barely registered as anything unusual anymore.(Grif and Sarge have to work together to save their team.)
Red vs. Blue
Red vs. Blue
by relationshipcrimes
Sarge is having a hard time settling down for retirement. He doesn't want to admit it, but so is Wash.
Cars (Pixar Movies)
by goldendiie
Sarge and Fillmore get ridiculously wine drunk, flirt with one another, and share a bed in Porto Corsa.
Red vs. Blue
by darkavengerz (darkavenger)
Sarge and Donut are keen to show Simmons all the upgrades they made to him during his cyborg surgery.