Schmidtfan fiction

Character · 7,511 works

Schmidt turns up in 36 works open to everyone here. The average one runs about 10,000 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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New Girl

Big Girl Pants

by freneticfloetry

Jess has finally figured out the secret of their shared universe. It's all about the pants. Maybe, just maybe, about one pair in particular.

Teen 8k words 1 ch Complete 337 kudos

Ramblers 'R Us · So Many Faces · Gratuitous Use Of A Single Word

21 Jump Street (2012)

Stallone Never Had a

by kay_cricketed

In the aftermath of the arrest, Jenko thinks about Schmidt's apology and what it means to him. Then he decides that is way too much introspection, so he's going to shut up and eat the Jell-O when it's offered.

Teen 733 words 1 ch Complete 302 kudos

Pre-Slash

New Girl

free rose

by natromanoffs

Nick hates Valentine's Day.

General 590 words 1 ch Complete 240 kudos

Valentine's Day · Fluff · Soft · soft

Hot Guy P.I. (Webcomic)

It's Only For The Case

by inkyandness

Oh no....What if we had to make out in this relatively small room to avoid being arrested?? (and we're both men)(This was supposed to be escapist fiction, and it still is, in a way.)

General 3.3k words 1 ch Complete 232 kudos

...Technically · Banter · Case Fic · Confrontations· +12 more

New Girl (TV 2011)

Go With It

by Vav

Schmidt & Nick need to define the relationship, but Schmidt kind of wants to define himself first. Or: he/they Schmidt.

Teen 987 words 1 ch Complete 214 kudos

Gender-Neutral Pronouns · Sexual Humor · he/they schmidt

Hot Guy P.I. (Webcomic)

Work From Home

by olivewithwings

Nando wakes up at Schmidt's to a ridiculous amount of emails

Teen 851 words 1 ch Complete 200 kudos

Domestic Fluff · Established Relationship · Implied Sexual Content · Yearning

Hot Guy P.I. (Comic)+1

Nadia Sy VS. Tommy Potts and The School™ (2020)

by inkyandness

“Look, you don’t have to come with me, I really didn’t mean to interrupt the case.” Nando said, sitting in the weird uncomfortable office chairs that always seemed to be in the administration offices at schools.“I don’t mind,” Schmidt shrugged, “I’m just kind of curious, Nadia always seemed to be so well-behaved.”“Wait, are you here just because you’re nosy?”(Or, in which Nadia gets sent to the principal's office)

General 2.8k words 1 ch Complete 166 kudos

Everyone Thinks They're Together · Fluff · Law School · Platonic Dads· +6 more

New Girl

Suffer For Me

by killajokejosie

When Schmidt decides to destroy Nick and Jess's relationship because they made his life miserable things take a last second turn when old feelings come back to the surface.

Teen 1.4k words 1 ch Complete 145 kudos

Love Confessions · Love Triangles · Drunken Confessions · Drunken Kissing· +1 more

New Girl (TV 2011)

Down in the Dumps

by hardlyawake

Schmidt is struggling with a bout of Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD) on his day off. His best friends are there to at least try and make it more sufferable.

Teen 3.1k words 1 ch Complete 141 kudos

Emotional Hurt/Comfort · Hurt/Comfort · Nick Miller is a good bro · Platonic Cuddling· +4 more

Hot Guy P.I. (Webcomic)

Maintaining Appearances, If Nothing Else...

by inkyandness

The inherent homoeroticism of dressing up for a fancy party with your best friend, among other things, to maintain appearances, if nothing else...(Have you ever been held? Have you ever held someone? What is the smallest of touches, but the smallest pieces of safety we can give one another, and to ourselves?)

General 4.9k words 2 / ? ch In progress 133 kudos

Banter · Case Fic · Dress Up · It's For a Case· +4 more