Red vs. Blue
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by relationshipcrimes
Simmons is thankful that men don’t have bulimia. Otherwise, it’d be really fucking difficult to explain why he never keeps his dinner down. (Updates first Tuesday of every month.)
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Red vs. Blue
by relationshipcrimes
Simmons is thankful that men don’t have bulimia. Otherwise, it’d be really fucking difficult to explain why he never keeps his dinner down. (Updates first Tuesday of every month.)
Resident Evil (Gameverse)
by i_write_fanfics_to_procrastinate
Simmons is playing games and keeping secrets. Meanwhile, Ada has a secret of her own, and she’ll do anything to protect it. And after the events in China, how can she and Leon adjust to the new normal?
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by RiaTheDreamer
“Simmons is right to be freaked out about this. This seriously complicates his relationship!”While Donut was not wrong, Simmons could count at least 43 other reasons why he should be freaked out by the fact that Grif had currently been turned into an infant.
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Red vs. Blue
by creatrixanimi, RiaTheDreamer
Simmons, being logical, is sure of three things: 1) Everything has a scientific explanation.2) Ghost don’t exist.3) And if they do, then you can’t fall in love with them.
Resident Evil (Gameverse)
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Red vs. Blue
by RiaTheDreamer
“Simmons, you’re the smart one,” Grif says and trails a finger along the feather, “so how come you’re always being so stupid?” “I don’t know. How come you won’t get off my ass?” (The answer to both of these questions is, of course, love.) A story about colored armor and wings and idiots in love. But mostly about the idiots.
Red vs. Blue
by RiaTheDreamer
Simmons understands.He does, really. People die here. Chorus is dangerous like that. Young soldiers die from bullet wounds, grenade fragments, untreated sepsis, and today a poor soul even passed away due to a defect missile launcher. There are a lot of ways to die in a civil war.And so it is important to leave a letter behind: the final words and regrets and even love confessions when it is already too late. It makes sense. It is important.Or, well, Grif apparently doesn’t share his opinion as he stuffs his paper in his back pocket, saying, “Meh.”
Red vs. Blue
by RiaTheDreamer
Simmons enters the kitchen with his hands in the air and his voice raised into a frustrated rant, “Science spent decades creating advanced, technical wonders of high-powered weapons, and here I am, holding a piece of sharpened metal like some sort of uneducated caveman.”“Good morning,” Wash says and takes a sip of his coffee.
Red vs. Blue
by creatrixanimi, RiaTheDreamer
Simmons lets his hand hover over the control panel while his eyes dart to the doorway. He is alone but he feels the weight of disapproving stares when he gulps and chooses to open the file. Of course this is merely gathering intel: an order from Sarge finally being fulfilled. A three-part character study with illustrations by Creatrixanimi.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
by jemmaswan
“Simmons?”“Yes, sir?”“Any thoughts on kids?”“Um. Beg your pardon?”“Great. You’re on babysitting duty. Meet me on the landing strip in fifteen.”-Or, in which an inhuman finding causes things to get particularly domestic at the playground.
Red vs. Blue
by a_taller_tale
Simmons just really wanted to hold Grif’s hand. Ever since it had slipped out of his at Sidewinder. It was probably Grif’s own damn fault it did, because his hands were always greasy and he was never prepared for shit.
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by Lieutenant_Kader (geekstar)
Grif was just trying to have a fun night. It was SIMMONS that had to make it all gay and make a decades worth of emotional avoidance a hell of a lot harder to keep up. Why couldn't Simmons be as good as him at infinitely avoiding his sexuality? Get it together Simmons, we can't be running around with healthy coping mechanisms and non-repressed feelings. The nerve of that guy. And now this whole movie night thing was gonna seem really, REALLY gay.
Red vs. Blue
by LilRadRidingHood
Simmons refuses to make another bed for Grif, but he also refuses to let Grif sleep on the floor. Bed sharing ensues.