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All Will Be Well
by Kierkegarden
Luclawice, Poland-Lithuania, 1605 -- Paul Blart (Paweł Blartski) is a Polish cheese maker and dairy merchant in the 17th century. He's both bisexual and an Antitrinitarian, which puts him at odds with a highly Catholic state. Typically, he has dealt with this by keeping a low profile and leading his Reformed Church under the very nose of the Jesuits who routinely intrude from nearby Krakow.Dromund Ixin, 5 ABY -- A year after the Battle of Endor and the formation of the New Republic, Luke Skywalker travels to a Sith Temple where he finds a holocron pulsating with the Dark Side. He makes the mistake of touching it, sending himself careening through time and space.This is the story, dear readers, of the Polish Reformation.(Formerly titled John 11:35.)