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Sorting Hatfan fiction

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Sorting Hat turns up in 300 works open to everyone here. The average one runs about 6,800 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

A Sorting Like No Other

by Stargon

The Sorting Hat (or Brian to his friends) has had enough of being told by Albus Too-Many-Names Dumbledore exactly how certain new students should be sorted. For once, he's going to take matters into his own, um, hands? The incoming class of 1991 isn't going to know what hit them. Get ready for a Sorting like no other! One Shot.

General 8.8k words 1 ch Complete 244 kudos

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

The Sorting Hat

by lembas7

What really goes on in the mind of a Thinking Cap? An unlikely character study.

General 495 words 1 ch Complete 44 kudos

Alternate Universe

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Sorting Slytherin

by LBibliophile

“Forgive me, Hogwarts. There are but two ways I can share my voice, and they will not heed my songs. This divide has gone on too long.”  The war is won, but all's not well. The Light is not free of prejudice, only the focus has changed. It comes to a head with the Sorting Hat's new song; Sorting is all a matter of interpretation.

General 238 words 1 ch Complete 41 kudos

Hogwarts · Hogwarts Houses · Hogwarts House Sorting · Bigotry & Prejudice· +7 more

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Sorting A Slytherin

by Evening12

Years later, he thought about Tom Riddle.

General 255 words 1 ch Complete 30 kudos

Sorting Ceremony · The Sorting Hat · Child Tom Riddle

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

A Proud Hufflepuff

by liveordie

This was written for a school assignment, but one of my friends said that it was really cute and i should upload it here. It's just me being sorted into Hufflepuff. Also, this is the most recent draft.

General 538 words 1 ch Complete 26 kudos

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Yet Another Sorting Song

by TheFictionFairy

Just another start-of-term ditty from the Sorting Hat.

General 194 words 1 ch Complete 12 kudos

Sorting Ceremony · The Sorting Hat · Sorting Song · Song Lyrics· +1 more

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

All Was Well

by Yuval25

Sorting Hat's song, years after the Final Battle. Is this the beginning of another war?

General 160 words 1 ch Complete 11 kudos

Sorting · Song - Freeform · Canon Compliant · Post - Deathly Hallows· +17 more

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

google translate the sorting hats songs.

by Starlightthedark

the sorting songs put through several languages using google translate then back to English.I use a keyword for each chapter. each sorting hat song has 5 chapters.

General 774 words 5 / ? ch In progress 9 kudos

Hogwarts House Sorting Ceremony · Hufflepuff · Parody · Poem Parody· +8 more

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

First Day at HA

by angeleledhwen (kallistei), eledhwen (kallistei)

Even Sorting Hats need to learn their skills somewhere.

General 100 words 1 ch Complete 6 kudos

Harry Potter - Rowling

336th

by SecondSilk

For HP100's Alternate Sorting challenge.

General 100 words 1 ch Complete 1 kudos

Drabbles · Alternate Universe · Community: hp100

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

never yet been wrong

by aletterinthenameofsanity

There is an all-powerful character in Harry Potter, and it isn’t Dumbledore. It isn’t Voldemort, and it isn’t Harry Potter.

General 469 words 1 ch Complete 399 kudos

The Sorting Hat · Character Study · Immortality · Moral Ambiguity· +2 more