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Ring Child

by Neshomeh

In which Suicide and Diocletian come along for “evaluation” and Nume says the F-word a lot. Suicide detached himself from the wall and, curiosity getting the better of him, hurried across the chamber towards the door. He stuck his head out as quickly as possible, then withdrew it like a startled turtle seconds before Boromir slammed it closed. He didn’t retreat back to their little niches, though; instead, he stood still against the wall next to the door, eyes wide and a confused expression on his face. Then, moving slowly, brows furrowed, he shuffled back across the chamber towards the other three. “‘A hord’,” he said, “‘was being blown’.”

Teen 27k words 4 ch Complete 6 kudos

PPC Mission · Gary Stu · Sue-wraith · Ficubus· +17 more

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Family Ties

by Neshomeh

In which the agents have an unexpected first mission. There is a sound that traditionally comes at the beginning of every PPC mission. While one of the most annoying, hated, violence-provoking sounds in the multiverse, it is also one of the most thrilling, because everyone who has heard it knows that what follows will be an Adventure: the protagonists, with the barest sense of what’s happening to them, will be faced with breath-taking scenery, unspeakable horror, and the epic struggle between Good and Evil in which they will eventually triumph. [BEEEERipikakakabipbipbipbipbit?] This was not that sound.

General 4.8k words 1 ch Complete 5 kudos

PPC Mission · Department of Implausible Crossovers · Mary Sue · Druids· +6 more

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What Friends Will Do

by Neshomeh

In which the agents confront bad science and loud noises. “I have a medical condition,” said Nume. “My spleen requires regular venting.” The Andalite gave him a long stalk-eye stare. When it went on too long, Nume looked back at him. “What now?”

General 6.3k words 1 ch Complete 5 kudos

Department of Implausible Crossovers · Possession Sue · PPC Mission · Sue-wraith· +9 more

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Full Metal and the

by Neshomeh

In which mangled canon characters are not necessarily an agent's biggest problem. Nume stared at the console. “What’s this? No Sues? No M-rating? No numbskulls from other departments to babysit?” He was pleased for a moment, but then he scowled. “What’s the catch?”

Teen 11k words 1 ch Complete 5 kudos

PPC Mission · Crossover · Department of Implausible Crossovers · Medical Department· +7 more

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Diptych Secret Agents

by Neshomeh

In which Ilraen is given a solo assignment and Nume doesn’t like it. After being dismissed, Alex and his two supposed partners stepped into the elevator. Orken jumped in after them, followed by Thomas and Ilraen. The Sue, Alyssa, gave him a suspicious look. Orken straightened his tie and effected a thoroughly awful British accent. “We’re security. Don’t want anything to happen to you before this very important mission you’re going on.” The Sue nodded. “Very good! I’m glad to see that nothing will get in our way of defeating Voldemort.” And, meanwhile . . . “I’m impressed,” said Decima. “Despite the starlight-and-blood eyes, Draco actually seems to be in character.” Nume nodded. “Close, anyway. Draco was never that physical—he had cronies for that. Of course, he was never a vampire, either. . . . Do we know why they’re vampires?”...“Why,” Nume growled, “is Jacob Black pregnant with Edward Cullen’s baby?”...“Why the f*** is Bella a werewolf? Explain, story! Explain!”

Teen 18k words 4 ch Complete 4 kudos

PPC Mission · Crossover · Mary Sue · character replacement· +20 more

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Harry Potter and the

by Neshomeh

In which the agents finally get a crossover and nothing goes as planned. Between the dragons stood Alanna and the Weyrleader. At this point, Nume and Ilraen cried out in surprise as Jenni nearly threw herself off the stands for no apparent reason. Only a guard rail prevented her from falling as she extended her upper body over the edge. “She. Did. NOT!”

Teen 12k words 1 ch Complete 3 kudos

Department of Implausible Crossovers · Crossover · PPC Mission · Mary Sue Hermione Granger· +16 more

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Nume Ten Years Thence

by Neshomeh

In which Area 51 is real. “Nume.” Jenni’s grin was firmly entrenched now. “Tell me the truth. Were you a little sixties proto-Mulder?”

General 1.8k words 1 ch Complete 2 kudos

PPC Interlude · Ten Years Hence (sort of) · PPC Cafeteria · Anniversary· +2 more

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Whats Latin for You Suck

by Neshomeh

In which Nume crushes Rina’s dreams and their partners try to make it better. Zeb shook his head, glanced at Rina, and led Ilraen some distance away. “I think my partner finds yours attractive,” he murmured. “She keeps blushing, and then there is the fact that her pheromone levels were rather elevated in the response center . . . .” “Oh.” Ilraen stared blankly a moment until comprehension dawned. “Oh!” He looked toward Nume, to Rina, and back to Zeb with a worried frown. “That is problematic.”

Teen 21k words 1 ch Complete 1 kudos

PPC Mission · Department of Implausible Crossovers · Department of Mary Sues · Crossover· +2 more

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The Dark Side

by Neshomeh

In which RC 999 meets RC 1986 for a combined mission. With surprise guest appearances!“What is happening?” Ilraen tried to ask. Nume said something in reply, but the rush of the air and the flapping of the dragon’s wings carried away all attempts at speech, so his words came out “Something something something ‘Dark Side’, something something complete—idiots!” Ilraen didn’t ask again.

Teen 18k words 1 ch Complete 1 kudos

PPC Mission · Crossover · Gary Stu · Department of Implausible Crossovers· +16 more

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Missing Time

by Neshomeh

In which the newest member of FicPsych gets her first client, and he hasn’t heard of Bleeprin yet. “You know what? I think we agree that this is stupid.” Jenni dropped the clipboard onto the coffee table, where it landed with a clap and a flutter of disturbed pages. “Forget the forms. I don’t need a bunch of paper to tell me you’re wound tighter than a corkscrew. How can I help? Tell me what you think I need to know.” Supernumerary seemed taken aback by the noise and the sudden loss of procedure. He sat gaping a few moments, his fingers stilled, before pulling himself together again. He adjusted his glasses, gave a sniff, and resettled himself. “Well. The fact of the matter is . . . ” The tapping started up again. Jenni looked for a pattern—one, six, one, eight, long pause, three, three—but it still seemed random, and she gave up. “Go on.” “I’ve been forgetting things,” he said in a strangled voice.

Teen 11k words 1 ch Complete 5 kudos

Backstory · Department of Fictional Psychology · Developing Friendships · Dragonriders of Pern References· +16 more

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The Long Night of Agent Supernumerary

by Neshomeh

In which an agent recovers a lost mini, pet, or child in his care. Nume could feel Jenni giving him and the room a good look-over. “I was going to meet Henry and Ilraen in the Courtyard, but Alice said they never showed. I figured they just changed their minds, but . . . Am I going to like the story you’re about to tell me about why Ilraen’s not here and why you slept in your clothes and why there’s a very handsome blanket hanging from your bed?” “MY blanket!” Luxury popped up from under it and hugged Flanor to her bosom, hissing like a lynx, but when she saw Jenni she relented. “Oh! It’s you!” She let the blanket go and instead flung herself at the nurse. “Good moooorning, you!” Jenni laughed and hugged her back far too fondly, ending with a kiss. “Hi, Lux! What are you—” She stopped short, blinked, and looked around again. “Wait, what are you doing here? I mean, what are you doing here?” “It’s a long story,” said Nume, glaring at his coffee.

General 9.8k words 1 ch Complete 5 kudos

Baby's Day Out meets Labyrinth meets the PPC · Babysitting · Character Development · Chases· +17 more

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2018 PPC Prompt Fics

by Neshomeh

A collection of one-shots inspired by prompts posted on the PPC Posting Board, courtesy of Novastorme.1. “When Will We See You Again?” - Derik, pre-PPC - Journeyman Harper Ezerik is discovered on Search at the age of 17.2. “What Am I Forgetting?” - Derik and Gall, early 2018 - Gall gets that annoying feeling that she forgot something and doesn’t know what.3. “Paint the Town Green” - Derik and Gall, March 2018 - Gall tries to get Derik to notice her for the millionth time.4. “Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time” - Nume and Ilraen, April 2016 - Ilraen finally finishes his CAD project. Well, almost. At least it doesn’t explode.5. “Racing – Sky” - Derik, pre-PPC - Dragonrider E’rik and Skepnadth fully recover from a near-fatal Threadscarring.6. “Practical Skills” - Derik and Gall, late 2017 - Gall teaches Derik how to make Viking bread.7. “Season’s Beginning” - Derik, pre-PPC - E’rik and Skepnadth mourn a loss and honor the memory of the departed.

Teen 6.1k words 7 ch Complete 5 kudos

Prompt Fic · PPC Interlude · Backstory · Goodbyes· +13 more

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Ilraens Journal

by Neshomeh

In which the importance of Bleepka is made clear. Oh, and there was an invasion or something, too. March 22 – Day 11 I will not steal my partner’s underwear. I will not steal my partner’s underwear. I will not steal my partner’s underwear. I will not steal my partner’s underwear. I will not steal my partner’s underwear.

General 4.7k words 1 ch Complete 3 kudos

2008 Macrovirus Epidemic · 2008 Mary Sue Invasion · PPC Interlude · stuck in a room· +2 more

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Second Glance

by Neshomeh

In which Ilraen gets a hoof in the door. Ilraen paused to smell the air, and a lightbulb went on in his head. <You know,> he said, <mouths might not be the most efficient way to communicate, but they do have other uses. I would like to show you . . .>

General 2.9k words 1 ch Complete 1 kudos

PPC Interlude · Faraen · Awkward Crush · Possibly Unrequited Love· +1 more

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Introducing Ilraen

by Neshomeh

In which an Andalite recruit gets a culture implant. The doctor spoke. “Well, my lad, it comes down to this: your morphogenic field is still fluctuating somewhat, but thanks to Nurse Robinson’s ministrations, you’re stable enough to have a personality. I can’t give you that, but I can lay the groundwork, and that’s what we’re here to do today.”

General 3.4k words 1 ch Complete 3 kudos

Department of Fictional Psychology · PPC Interlude · New Recruit - Freeform · Memory Implant Device· +2 more

Assassin's Creed

Nothing is true

by Inkognito97

Desmond was send back in time by no other than Minerva herself. He now has to cope with a grumpy and annoyed ancestor, but he also has to save said ancestor from being killed. And what does it have to do with the recent events, concerning the destruction of the world?

Teen 38k words 30 ch Complete 316 kudos

Time Travel · Saving the World · Saving the Brotherhood · Altair and Desmond meet· +27 more