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Thirty-Clove Garlic
by CannibalHello
He had the crowd eating out of the palm of his hand. (Not literally.) Taako's worst moment. Spoilers for Episode 48.
Taakofan fiction
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Old Man Taako Outruns
by anonymousAlchemist
*aka "his husband, his sister, and his brother in law."**aka "annoys his family"Taako is supposed to die on the 18th of October, 652 A.H. Taako knows this. Taako stole Kravitz’s calendar-slash-agenda and on 10/18/52, it is marked in red: “Take Taako home.” There’s an asterisk mark with the addendum, “buy flowers maybe?”Taako had grinned to see it.
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The Worst Candlenights
by Weevilo707
Taako and Lup have devised a plan to get back at their shitty family for the way they had treated them as children, as well as put an end to the incoming letters now that the twins have gained a little bit of notoriety. They're going to go back home for Candlenights, and it's going to be theworstCandlenights anyone there has ever had.Lup's bringing Barry, because nothing's better than showing up with a respectable looking dude only for said dude to start pulling out the formaldehyde pig brains. Taakoneedssomething like that too.So, why not ask the cute guy in his drama class who does bad accents when he gets nervous if he's free over break?
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Heartstrings
by Weevilo707
Taako was not one for kids, holy shit no. Lup and Barry were different from him though. They were responsible and in love and if anyone deserved to have a happily ever after with a family it was fucking them. So of course he supported their decision. They were his family, and now this kid was too. ---There's a little half-elf kid on the train, in a fancy suit with a fancy hat and a fancy voice. Taako doesn't pay him much mind at first, he's not one for kids after all. Fuck though, if something about him doesn't pull at heartstrings that Taako hadn't even realize were still there.
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All the Things You
by anonymousAlchemist, marywhale
Taako's been dead for two years. Taako's been dead for seven decades. Depends how you count it. Her brother is dead and Lup’s a whole lifetime into the future. It’s a brave new world out there and she’s trying not to think about it too hard. She gets the feeling that if she starts thinking, she won’t ever stop, and she can’t afford to be out of commission. She's the only Captain America the new century’s got. Lup is Cap, Taako fell from a train, and eventually all ghosts come in from the cold. You guessed it—it's a TAZ/Marvel shakeup baby. We're bringing the party to you.
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rough night pumpkin
by partypetes (karturtle)
Four in the morning isn't a good time for getting shit done, but it's a great time for hot chocolate and venting.ft. Taako as definitely emotionally stable, Angus as not so emotionally stable, and Kravitz as well-meaning but mostly confused.
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Bury the Lead
by marywhale
Taako’s senior year at Neverwinter High could be going better. Faced with a choice between joining the school’s floundering newspaper or being expelled, he opts for a career in journalism.Lucretia, the paper’s editor, kind of wishes he'd gone the other way.
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starting to sound like a
by Psilent (HereThereBeFic)
"You don't owe me anything," Magnus says quickly. "You're my friend and you were in trouble and protecting that button clearly wasn't working – really sorry about that, by the way – and I couldn't just stand there and do nothing!"Taako is staring at him. He doesn't quite slump, just holds himself at different angles as the indignation slinks out of his posture to be replaced by bewilderment. "I'm your what?"[Set between Moonlighting and Rockport Limited but contains mostly vague spoilers for events revealed as late as The Eleventh Hour.]
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Hot Single Dads In Your
by Weevilo707
Taako needed some extra cash, and tutoring was a pretty low stress job that fit his schedule. It wasn't even hard, he just met with a kid a couple times a week and helped with their homework and whatever. It was a pretty good job, and the kid he landed with wasn't half bad. Taako didn't like kids, but he guessed Agnes or Angus or whatever was alright.He didn't plan on getting attached to the job though. Or to Angus. Or to Angus's really hot single dad.
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Summer Chills
by fanflock
They were going to find out one day, and really, Taako probably should have expected it would go like this.
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these strange creatures
by anonymousAlchemist
Taako sweeps himself into the common area of the Starblaster with all the drama and panache that he reserves for alternate Tuesday afternoons. Barry ignores him with all the practice he has from a decade of alternate Tuesday afternoons.“I’m exhausted,” Taako whines, draping himself across Barry’s shoulders, the sharp point of his chin poking into Barry’s collarbone. “I’ve been up since for-ev-er, working on this dumb transmutation thing for Lulu.”“Go meditate, then,” Barry says, absently reaching up to pat Taako’s head.“Meditate?”“You know, meditation? Isn’t that, uh, one of your elf things??” Barry finally looks up from his book, barest hint of a wrinkle in his forehead. Taako shakes his head.“Never heard of it, homeslice. Musta skipped that day at elf practice.”Barry laughs.“Elf practice, sure.”
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mirror mirror lie
by anonymousAlchemist
“No, it’s a real great idea and all that, babe,” Lup says, cutting herself a forkful of what looks vaguely like eggs benedict. “But it’s not gonna work. I don’t have a soul.”“What?” Barry asks, looking sharply up. His eyes meet hers. She smiles.“Elves don’t have souls, honeybunch. C’mon, everybody knows that.”
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Take Up a Place Beside Me
by goodnicepeople
"It's gonna be hard," Taako says, when they're alone again. "You can't... do that. Every time."Or: Taako and Kravitz move in. Others move on. Some get dogs.
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when i think about you
by phantomsteed
Kravitz needs a change in his life. Taako needs a plus-one to his friends' wedding. Somehow, as a mortician and a florist caught in the bustling streets of Neverwinter, they meet in the middle.
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An Echo An Answer
by Dooiney_Oie
There's an old house in a nice part of town that no-one wants.(A fun little ghost au for the soul)(Turning out to be not so little)
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Love You Without Being
by ratherbeblue (orphan_account)
The soulmate AU literally no one asked for.
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impressions
by waveridden
Taako has a kid, sort of. Kravitz knows about this, sort of. Ergo, it's perfectly normal for Taako to bring said kid on a date. Sort of.
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