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Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)

an earful experiment

by siiracusa

Agnes Tachyon refuses to be touched on the ears or forehead.

Teen 1.5k words 1 ch Complete 523 kudos

Tachyon has sensitive ears · a short drabble i wrote in one sitting · there are no en pktk fics so i wanted to contribute

Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)+1

Tachyon and Shakur Crack the (Genetic) Code!

by CritianCaceorte

Three years prior, it was discovered that Umas actually possess two sets of genetic code: One for the standard human genome, and another set consisting of 32 pairs of chromosomes. It is the goal of Agnes Tachyon and Air Shakur to assist in this scientific effort by collecting as many samples from among Tracen's student and staff population as possible. The results were... a bit unexpected. A.K.A "Genetic proof of the Three Goddesses as Divine Beings" A.A.K.A. "Sunday Silence was a Man-W(horse), the fic"

General 34k words 8 ch Complete 349 kudos

Crack · Crack Treated Seriously · Diary/Journal · E-mail· +11 more

Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)+1

Hypothesis Testing

by SymphonicScream

Tachyon, in pursuit of testing new limits involving her newest parameter, decides to employ her most favourite guinea pig - her girlfriend, Jungle Pocket.Now with a second chapter, that expands on the final scene

Teen 2.4k words 2 ch Complete 340 kudos

Fluff · Girlfriends - Freeform · Making Out · Not Beta Read· +1 more

Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)

what does it mean? (for someone to be happy?)

by abject51

Tachyon smiles at her. Really, an awful actress. “A personal curiosity of mine.” “Everything you do is a personal curiosity of yours.” Cafe says, exasperated. Tachyon laughs at that.or cafe & tachyon, in pieces.

General 1.9k words 1 ch Complete 139 kudos

No Plot/Plotless · Non-Linear Narrative · Not beta-d · canon is whatever I want it to be· +1 more

Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)

Flavour of Kiss

by TatsumiAtsui

Tachyon hates bitter things. Cafe hates sweet things. Sometimes, it becomes a problem when kissing is involved.

Teen 1k words 10 ch Complete 136 kudos

Drabble · Fluff · Idk why Ao3 count the chap as 100+1 words but my doc count 100 words · What is this?· +1 more

Uma Musume - All Media Types

Tachyon and the Great Horsefem Conspiracy!

by CritianCaceorte

Lady of Spades has a secret: She's a transgender Uma, and none of her friends know about it. If only she was a REAL girl, like them!Chapelet Blanc has a secret: She's a transgender Uma, and none of her friends know about it. If only she was a REAL girl, like them!Cavendish Curl has a secret: She's a transgender- You know what, I'm starting to see a pattern here.OR: Tachyon Horsefems a bunch of people, and tells none of them about the others.

Teen 2.8k words 1 ch Complete 113 kudos

Crack · HRT (Horse Replacement Therapy) · Horsefem · Parody· +1 more

Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)+1

Rumours of Science

by sillybillsie

Tachyon is dating her trainer and hasn't told anyone, but if you simply just ask her, she'll make no effort to keep it a secret. It's not like she's hiding it, she just doesn't see why it's so important. That is until Jungle Pocket finds out, and now suddenly it's...a "rumour"...? If only Tracen Academy knew what Jungle Pocket saw that day.

Teen 16k words 1 ch Complete 107 kudos

Cross-Posted on Tumblr · Established Relationship · Fluff · J.A.M.D Are Adults· +10 more

Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)+1

Unauthorised Coffee Enhancers

by harehatred

Tachyon notices that Cafe isn't doing very well, and attempts to help her in her usual very backwards fashion.

General 3.9k words 1 ch Complete 101 kudos

Cutting · Exhaustion · Hugs · Hurt/Comfort· +6 more

Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)+1

Date at the zoo

by Kritsu723

Tachyon invites Pocket to a date at the zoo. Would it be just for research purpose or...?

General 1.6k words 1 ch Complete 100 kudos

First date!!!! · Fluff · Kisses… · Pocket having a good girlfriend communication· +5 more

Uma Musume - All Media Types

Tachyon does some (Soul) Math!

by CritianCaceorte

Agnes Tachyon, after several nights of no sleep, has done the math. The Uma population is DOOMED! DOOMED I tell you! Now, if only she didn't wake up Stego and Shakur to inform them of this nonsense... A.K.A. A deleted scene from Tachyon and Shakur Crack the (Genetic) Code, which I have now made it's own thing. Reading that isn't required, you just need to know that people at Tracen know they came from horses now. A.A.K.A. We get to talk about GELDINGS now!

Teen 1.8k words 1 ch Complete 98 kudos

Crack · Inspired by a YT Short · definitely crack this time

Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)

Recalibrating the Self

by N0t_Jordin

Tachyon doesn’t know how to relax properly, so she ends up being forced to slow down after working nonstop

Teen 2.6k words 1 ch Complete 98 kudos

Adorable · Caretaking · Domestic Fluff · Emotional Hurt/Comfort· +9 more