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I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison
by Random_Guise
In honor of Harlan Ellison's passing, I wrote this short continuation of his short story "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream". I really didn't like the way his original story ended and looked for a silver lining in an otherwise dark future for the main character. I don't own these characters and I never even knew there was a video game based on his story.
Suikoden
by SwordofRebecca
Author's Notes: This fic was requested of me by one of my LJ friends. I have never written any sort of Ted fic before, so I didn't know what to do at first, but then I remembered the movie "Match Point" and the question of whether it was better to be good or lucky. This is the result. It's a short short, but should be enough. Enjoy.
Ted Lasso (TV)
Ted Lasso (TV)
Ted Lasso (TV)
by wellprince
“Well,” Trent said, and smiled self-deprecatingly. “He accused me of having an affair.”“Oh come on now. That’s bull shit.” Now Ted was angry; you could tell because he dragged the word bullshit out into two long pulls, like a mouthful of licorice. “Who the hell would you be having an affair with?”“Ah.” Trent kept the smile in place. “Well, that’s the part you won’t believe.”
Ted Lasso (TV)
by orphan_account
The sight is so bizarre, so out of place that for a minute, Roy’s not sure what he’s looking at. Trent (Crimm, the Independent) looks just as shocked as Roy feels. He’s wrapped in a fuzzy blanket, stupid hair ridiculously mussed, and he’s holding a mug of steaming coffee.
Ted Lasso (TV)
Ted Lasso (TV)
by LivingProof
He peels his eyes open. Shit, they really must be giving him the good stuff, cause he could swear he knows that dark figure lurking in the doorway, where his old man came in a few minutes ago. He blinks a few times, waiting for it to vanish. It doesn’t. “Roy?” he croaks. He blinks again, and Roy…or whoever…is standing beside him, 'cept Jamie still can’t tell, cause he can only see his back, cause whoever it is isn’t looking at Jamie, he’s looking across the room. Towards that window. At Jamie’s dad. “The fuck do you fucking think you’re fucking doing here?” Yeah. That’s Roy.
Ted Lasso (TV)
by hihoplastic
“Howdy!” Ted says brightly when Keeley answers the door, and despite how much he hates that word, Roy feels his shoulders drop just a fraction. Ted’s enthusiasm may be a bit much for him at 9am, but Roy knows if anyone can unfuck this particular quagmire, it’s Ted. Of course, that’s not how Ted puts it, crossing the threshold with a paper bag full of what smells like fresh pastries, balancing three coffees in a tray on his arm. “Heard y’all got yourselves in a bit of a pickle.” “It’s about the auction,” Keeley says, ushering him to the table while Roy waits a grand total of three seconds before reaching for the bag of sweets. There’s even a scone in there, the wanker.
Ted Lasso (TV)
Ted Lasso (TV)
Ted Lasso (TV)
by LivingProof
“Yeah,” Jamie drawls in that soft voice, and if Coach Ted’s voice is peanut butter, she thinks Jamie’s must be honey. “It ain’t your fault, Phoebe. And I don’t think your Uncle Roy meant for you to hear what he said ‘bout your dad. But it’s kinda like that, see. No one wants me dad to come to our matches either.”“But you want him to show up sometimes too?”Jamie looks down at their clasped hands. “Sometimes. It’s complicated.”
Ted Lasso (TV)
by altschmerzes
After the locker room disaster in Manchester, Roy drives Jamie home. The chaos they find when they arrive at the house swiftly proves it is not a safe place to spend the night, forcing a change of plans and a reroute to Roy’s own home. The following day Jamie experiences, in this order: The most bewildering breakfast of his life, a penalty kick clinic with a seven-year-old, and an overwhelming display from his teammates that brings him face to face with the fact that not only has he been accepted back in Richmond it’s also possible he might be, in a way he can’t remotely process or understand, loved here.
Ted Lasso (TV)
Ted Lasso (TV)
by 2manyboys
Higgins sits nervously, setting his briefcase on his lap. The chair squeaks. “Has something happened?”Slowly, Rebecca spins round to face him. She looks, if possible, more put together than usual. There’s something dangerous in the perfect, sharp, lines of her clothes and makeup, the shine of her manicure. Before Higgins can wisely retract his question, reschedule his meeting and make a hasty retreat, possibly from work entirely, Keeley sighs. She pushes herself upright and announces, “We’ve each slept with someone we shouldn’t have.” “O-oh dear. All of you?”“Every one, sugar plum."
Ted Lasso (TV)
by Six-Nine (PseudoAuthor)
“You must not believe in soulmates then?” Something complicated crosses Jamie's face and then he shakes his head slightly. “Nah I do. Got me words - see them right there.” He waves off to the side. bananas are disgusting appears in what Roy presumes to be banana yellow over the TV. The yoga mums’ aww. “Did you know about that Roy?” Fuck - the universe really is cruel. “I didn’t, but whoever it is deserves monetary compensation. It’d be like a service to England.”
Ted Lasso (TV)
Ted Lasso (TV)
Ted Lasso (TV)
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