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Red vs. Blue

Way Ahead Way Behind

by Gray_Days

"Y'know, there's a lot of ways people deal with the death of a teammate," says the last person in the troop bay. He returns everyone else's attention with a friendly nod, crossing his legs comfortably. "Not all of them healthy, obviously! And trust me, whoo, I've seen some pretty destructive coping methods." He laughs lightly. "I mean, it's a stressful event, and the thing about stress is you've gotta burn it off somehow or it'll fester, right here." He pats his chestplate. "Fighting, drinking, making jokes, making...well, I won't be crude, but you all know where I'm going with this!" "Is that your coping method, Florida?" York asks, with a wry twist to his lip. Florida laughs again. "Who, me? Nah, I could never. Can't really get into the spirit, you know? No, I put in a few hands of poker."

Teen 12k words 1 ch Complete 410 kudos

Character Death · Suicide mention

Red vs. Blue

Just a Minute a Minute

by QueSeraAwesome

Maine and Wash take a moment for themselves. Against protest of the nine-year-old variety.

General 1.1k words 1 ch Complete 324 kudos

Asexual Maine · Domestic Fluff · Alternate Universe - Domestic · Demisexual Wash· +2 more

Red vs. Blue

Grocery Run

by QueSeraAwesome

It's two am, and there's one grocery store open in all of town.

Teen 1.1k words 1 ch Complete 303 kudos

Grocery Shopping · Food · Established Relationship · Threesome - M/M/M· +5 more

Red vs. Blue

im back here again

by weatheredlaw

Wash leans forward -- because this is the kind of story you lean forward to tell.   or: Wash gets home from the war, grows some vegetables, meets a guy, and starts feeling better. A little bit at a time.

Teen 7.7k words 1 ch Complete 300 kudos

Alternate Universe - Modern Setting · Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD · Social Anxiety · Alternate Universe - Post-War· +7 more

Red vs. Blue

Getting Around to It

by QueSeraAwesome

The first time either of them say it is doesn't feel like the first time after all.

General 578 words 1 ch Complete 285 kudos

Asexual Character · Asexual Relationship · Demisexual Wash · Established Relationship· +4 more

Red vs. Blue

Not So Close There Buddy

by orphan_account

"He bothering you sweetie?” AU Prompt: Pretending to be your boyfriend because you look uncomfortable with the person hitting on you at the bar.

Teen 2.2k words 1 ch Complete 276 kudos

Mentioned Agent Carolina/Agent York · douchebag OC · Alternate Universe

Red vs. Blue

Fight Night

by ToukoTai

Washington is a walking talking one man fight club and Maine’s along for the ride.

General 3.8k words 2 ch Complete 263 kudos

Awkward Romance · Alternate Universe - College/University

Red vs. Blue

Easier than Geometry

by QueSeraAwesome

Maine meets Wash's eyes over the top of Tucker's head. Wash smiles back.

Teen 736 words 1 ch Complete 262 kudos

Cuddling & Snuggling · Couch Cuddles · Drunkenness · Drunken Confessions· +7 more

Red vs. Blue

First Impression

by sociallychallengednerd

Agent Washington has been newly assigned to Project Freelancer and everything seems to be going to hell for him at once. His sister won't talk to him, he can already tell York and North are going to be trouble, and now his roommate might want to kill him. Great.

General 3.3k words 1 ch Complete 260 kudos

maine has a speech impediment · carwash siblings · Agent Carolina & Agent Washington are Siblings · Fluff· +1 more

Red vs. Blue

Fragments of a Whole

by rakketyrivertam

Wash finds himself in the past.

Teen 11k words 10 ch Complete 258 kudos

Time Travel · Project Freelancer · carwash siblings · Canon-typical swearing· +1 more

Red vs. Blue

Knocked Together

by ThePackWantstheD

In which Maine and Wash develop a habit and, through it, a relationship.

Teen 2.4k words 1 ch Complete 242 kudos

Affection · Fluff · Based on a Tumblr Post

Red vs. Blue

Settle Down Now

by ToukoTai

It turns out that the fall killed the meta, but agent maine managed to pull himself together. And hey, Blue Team has a tradition of picking up Freelancers. crossposted from tumblr

General 2.1k words 1 ch Complete 240 kudos

written prior to the new season · Happy AU