The Witcher (TV)
don't sing if you want to live long
by greyduckgreygoose
Geralt shifts uncomfortably on the chair as the camera focuses on him. “A Witcher,” he says. A muffled voice off camera asks him to repeat the question and he frowns. “I didn’t ask a question, you did.” -- “What was I before I became a vampire? A Witcher,” Geralt says. There is a beat of silence and his eyes flicker off-camera. “What is a Witcher?” He repeats slowly, “I killed monsters for coin.” (a What We Do in the Shadows AU where Yennefer, Triss and Geralt are vampire roommates being followed by a documentary crew and Jaskier is an unwitting pizza delivery boy who keeps getting called to the spooky house on the hill.)