Twoflowerfan fiction

Character · 66 works

Twoflower turns up in 27 works open to everyone here. The average one runs about 8,200 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

Works

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Discworld - Terry Pratchett

The Inheritence

by bookhobbit

Twoflower bequeaths Rincewind something left over from Cohen's reign. It's, unfortunately, not as compact as an old vase or a bottle of brandy.

General 3.7k words 1 ch Complete 180 kudos

Tumblr Prompt · Humor · Hijinks & Shenanigans · i can't believe that was a common tag already

Discworld - Terry Pratchett

"You think so?"

by Chibimun

Twoflower says he's leaving. Lots of things happen after that, probably in a different way then you remember them.

General 1.5k words 1 ch Complete 114 kudos

Fix-It · Love Confessions · or at least to me its a fix-it · since the light fantastics ending kneed me in the soul

Discworld - Terry Pratchett

You Broke Me Too

by hollowmagic

Twoflower leaves Ankh-Morpork, but pieces of him are left behind after a one night tryst. Rincewind tries to get over it. (He doesn't.)

Teen 7.1k words 1 ch Complete 16 kudos

(they don't work) · Angst and Hurt/Comfort · Fluff · Heartbreak· +5 more

Discworld - Terry Pratchett+1

Infinite Improbability

by Lancre_witch

Twoflower wakes Rincewind up for a once in a lifetime experience. Well, we can hope it only happened once.

General 100 words 1 ch Complete 16 kudos

The bowl of petunias already had a character tag??? · but the whale doesn't · what the hell hitchhiker's fandom · Drabble

Discworld - Terry Pratchett

Wildflowers

by SupernaturalWizzard

Twoflower makes flower crowns. Rincewind is mesmerized.Idea by porcelan-mayhem on tumblr

General 944 words 1 ch Complete 12 kudos

Flower Crowns · Fluff · Idiots in Love · Pining· +1 more

Discworld - Terry Pratchett

Podfic The Inheritance

by VerboseJackalope

Twoflower bequeaths Rincewind something left over from Cohen's reign. It's, unfortunately, not as compact as an old vase or a bottle of brandy.

General 7 words 1 ch Complete 10 kudos

Tumblr Prompt · Humor · Hijinks & Shenanigans · Podfic· +1 more

Discworld - Terry Pratchett

Saves Nine

by warpquark

Twoflower and Rincewind meet. Not necessarily in that order....

General 9.5k words 1 ch Complete 8 kudos

Fix-It · Time Travel · kissing!!

Discworld - Terry Pratchett

something wed be good at

by bookhobbit

Emperor Twoflower returns to Ankh-Morpork for lessons on politics. Rincewind, characteristically, panics.

General 9k words 1 ch Complete 133 kudos

Ex Friends With Benefits To Friends With Benefits Again · Is that a thing · Hurt/Comfort · general self-esteem issues

Discworld - Terry Pratchett

Magnetism

by Ehtar

It shouldn’t be possible. Good things just didn’t happen to Rincewind. And yet. NOTE: May become a series of disconnected shorts featuring Rincewind/Twoflower and retitled!

General 687 words 1 ch Complete 108 kudos

Rinceflower · Fluff

Discworld - Terry Pratchett

Unfamiliar Customs

by DictionaryWrites

“Is that,” Rincewind said weakly, finding that for once, his long-held instinct to run away was failing him, “some custom from Bes Pelargic I’m not familiar with?”

Teen 765 words 1 ch Complete 101 kudos

First Kiss · Cute · Fluff

Discworld - Terry Pratchett

Bedfellows

by applesinbed

Rincewind and Twoflower finally return to Ankh-Morpork after a great deal of adventuring, only to find that the local inn has just one bed left. What could possibly happen?

Teen 1.6k words 1 ch Complete 74 kudos

Fluff · Sharing a Bed · and his brain just makes kill bill sirens · disgustingly wholesome really· +1 more

Discworld - Terry Pratchett

Cold

by DictionaryWrites

“Rincewind,” Twoflower whispered.“Shut up, Twoflower,” Rincewind said. This was a catch-all for most situations: at this point, he said it almost reflexively.

Teen 297 words 1 ch Complete 71 kudos

Cute · Fluff · Huddling For Warmth · Sharing a Bed

Discworld - Terry Pratchett

Guided Meditation

by AstroJunk

This will appeal to maybe a maximum of 3 people. This is based on a headcanon of mine that Rincewind and Twoflower were in sort of a very early-stage, summer vacation type romance during the course of TCOM and TLF, that broke off very suddenly at the end of TLF and over the course of Interesting Times neither of them really got any closure. Basically two guys talking on a beach about their feelings, ends pretty abruptly. Happy Valentine’s day. #letrincewindsayfuck

Teen 2.6k words 1 ch Complete 58 kudos

Wish Fulfillment · two bros chilling on a beach 5 feet apart because they're gay and afraid of intimacy

Discworld - Terry Pratchett

Autistic Rincewind Drabbles

by Lancre_witch

I wrote these back in 2018 for autism acceptance month on tumblr. Every so often they still get a couple of notes, so I'm putting them on here for posterity.

General 312 words 3 ch Complete 58 kudos

Autistic Character · Can be read as shippy I guess? I'm certainly not going to stop you · Drabble Collection · references to ableism

Discworld - Terry Pratchett

The Last Emperor

by Jameson9101322

After Emperor Genghis Cohen's abdication of the throne, the Agatean Empire fell into the hands of his plucky Grand Vizier. Twoflower never imagined he'd be running an empire when he was in his insurance office back in Bes Pelargic, nor does he really intend to now. With the help of his two daughters, Butterfly and Lotus, Twoflower decides to remake the empire in a more beneficial way but in a place like Agatea change does not come without risk. When the new emperor becomes suddenly ill, it's up to his old friend Rincewind (manipulated by fate, luck, karma, and the rest) to figure out what's happened before it's too late.

General 22k words 9 / ? ch In progress 58 kudos

Discworld - Freeform · Emperor Twoflower · Hurt/Comfort · Post-Canon· +5 more

Discworld - Terry Pratchett

A Me For You [Abandoned]

by lavender_tourist

A hopeless romantic's idea of what happened to Rincewind after Interesting Times and The Last Continent. More importantly, a silly* story about two silly people. *"Silly" may be the right word for it, but it nonetheless has the potential for an assassination plot or forty, a minor city-wide evacuation, a game of cosmic implications, a regret, a cat, and an end.

Teen 7.2k words 3 ch Complete 41 kudos

Canon Compliant · Fluff · Maliciously Canon Compliant · Post-Canon· +2 more