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Protectors of the Plot Continuum+1

RC 227 Mission 12 Sore

by SkarmorySilver

“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.” — Albert Einstein In which Falchion hurts himself in his confusion.

General 3.7k words 1 ch Complete 2 kudos

PPC Mission · badfic · Sporking - Freeform · Department of Floaters· +5 more

Protectors of the Plot Continuum+1

RC 227 Mission 11 Snake

by SkarmorySilver

“It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.” — Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (1998) In which a supernatural school is supposedly subjugated by sapient Suvian serpents.(Original version uploaded for archiving purposes; this mission is temporarily out-of-continuity and currently being rewritten.)

Teen 11k words 1 ch Complete

PPC Mission · Sporking - Freeform · badfic · WTF· +7 more

Protectors of the Plot Continuum+2

RC 227 Mission 9 Of

by SkarmorySilver

“Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night, too. So remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children, and we need to show them a little respect, right?” — Phone Guy, Five Nights At Freddy's (2014) Are you ready for Freddy? Five very unfortunate Floater agents aren't, especially not with animatronic Godzillas roaming around.(Co-written with Voyd)

Teen 12k words 1 ch Complete 4 kudos

PPC Mission · badfic · Sporking - Freeform · Crossover· +8 more

Protectors of the Plot Continuum+1

RC 227 Mission 10 A Bad

by SkarmorySilver

“Umasou is a great name! But what does it mean?” — Umasou, You Are Umasou (2010) In which a visit to the Cretaceous period takes a surprising turn.

General 8.3k words 1 ch Complete

PPC Mission · badfic · Or maybe it should be mediocre-fic · This is the first ever story for this anime in AO3 btw and omg why· +5 more

Protectors of the Plot Continuum

RC 227 Interlude 2

by SkarmorySilver

“It doesn’t change the fact that it made me hate you, and we both know that!” Sarah retorted savagely. “Maybe you were right to call bullshit on me for nearly getting flattened by that snake-troll! Maybe I made a horrible first impression all those months ago! But does that mean you have to insult my character under the pretense of ‘making me a better agent’?”   The Sphinx growled, unsheathing her claws. “If you don’t need my help, then you shouldn’t even be here. How simple is it for you to understand that?”  “Fine! Have it your way! But next time you’re in danger, I won’t be there!”In which one agent is exchanged for another.

Teen 4.6k words 1 ch Complete 2 kudos

Protectors of the Plot Continuum+4

RC 333 Interlude

by SkarmorySilver

“Hold up,” said Sarah. “You flipped out and tried to kill Violet because she was Suefluenced into being an asshole?”   “And you got possessed by an uncanonical legendary?” asked Cupid.  “And somehow, you and the other straggler never managed to hurt anyone in that battle, nor were there lawsuits regarding any damages you may have caused?” Ripper added.  “That’s correct,” Lapis said sadly. “But face it – my homeworld was doomed anyway.”  “It was?!” her partners cried out simultaneously.  “Yeah. I’ll get to that part soon. Just give me some time…”In which Lapis finally comes clean.

Teen 7k words 1 ch Complete 1 kudos

badfic · Sporking - Freeform · Interlude · Backstory· +10 more

Protectors of the Plot Continuum+3

RC 333 Mission 10 Open

by SkarmorySilver

“‘Monster’ is a relative term. To a canary, a cat is a monster. We're just used to being the cat.” — Dr. Henry Wu, Jurassic World (2015) In which everybody walks the dinosaur.

Teen 10k words 1 ch Complete

PPC Mission · badfic · Sporking - Freeform · Department of Implausible Crossovers· +5 more