Vimesfan fiction

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Discworld - Terry Pratchett

Up and down the minaret

by Judin

Vimes and Vetinari get kidnapped by bandits (They're as surprised as you are). Now they're locked in a coffin-sized hole in the floor, bound hand and foot, and waiting for rescue. How shall they pass the time? Maybe Vetinari can show Vimes how to get a donkey down from a minaret.

Teen 1.9k words 1 ch Complete 316 kudos

Bickering · Making Out · Stuck In A Hole · tied up

Discworld - Terry Pratchett

Sick As A Dog

by Trotzkopf

“Vimes, you are, if you pardon the expression, sick as a dog.” Sam glared at the Patrician out of bloodshot eyes. “It’s just a cold, sir.”

General 991 words 1 ch Complete 204 kudos

Fever · UST

Discworld - Terry Pratchett

Body Glitter and Socks

by strawberriesandtophats

Vimes had not prepared himself for this. But now he was constantly aware of the fact that the only thing the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork wore underneath his robes was body glitter and socks. It was not helpful at all during important meetings.

Teen 8.6k words 2 ch Complete 186 kudos

slowburn · Glitter · Domestic Fluff · Hurt/Comfort· +18 more

Discworld - Terry Pratchett

Law of Nature

by tupti

Vimes was like a law of nature, like clockwork. There had been a time when Vetinari had tried to caution himself against getting too used to him, against relying on him too much. In retrospect though, he had never stood chance.Set during and after the events of Making Money.

General 2.6k words 1 ch Complete 170 kudos

Unresolved Romantic Tension · Pre-Slash · protective Vimes · Chivalry· +4 more

Discworld - Terry Pratchett

No Man Lives Forever

by Who_Watches_the_Watchman

Vimes hates the upper crust. He especially hates their parties. And the Patrician. Him most of all.

General 1.4k words 1 ch Complete 169 kudos

Mentions of succession · Vetinari plans · spoilers for night watch

Discworld - Terry Pratchett

come on now cruel city, with lonely eyes

by braigwen_s

Vimes sighed, stretched his legs out on the roof in front of him. Breathed in the night, and tried not to think about how comfortable he felt gallivanting over rooftops with the Patrician to escape Lady Selachii and not assassins – comfortable enough to be having this conversation with the him.

Teen 1.4k words 1 ch Complete 148 kudos

Autistic Havelock Vetinari · Backstory · But Either Way It's Not Quite Developed Wings · Friendship· +4 more

Discworld - Terry Pratchett

Another Report

by Liadt

Vimes had been called once too often to the Patrician's office.

General 708 words 1 ch Complete 140 kudos

fandom stocking

Discworld - Pratchett

Whose Child Is This

by Wildcard

Young Sam's first birthday is a very special occasion not only for Vimes and Sybil but for the entire Watch. Vimes/Sybil, Carrot/Angua.

General 1.9k words 1 ch Complete 135 kudos

Discworld - Terry Pratchett

Solidarity In Flimsy Excuses

by Dats_der_bunny

Vimes escorts Vetinari on his walk in the snow to Scoone Avenue. For protection, he says.

General 769 words 1 ch Complete 130 kudos

Fluff · I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping · One Shot · Walk in the snow· +1 more

Discworld - Terry Pratchett

In Plain Sight

by Zakalwe

Vimes and Vetinari are in a not-so-secret relationship, and seem determined to make it everyone else’s problem. This is based on another Tumblr fluff prompt; Stormscrait requested these two Grossing Everyone Out With How In Love They Are, so please enjoy my attempt to write this whilst keeping them somewhat in character.

Teen 3.8k words 1 ch Complete 126 kudos

Fluff · Humor · Kissing · POV Outsider· +7 more

Discworld

Fere, Fret, Free

by Elsinore_and_Inverness

Vimes handed Drumknott a cup of tea and sat down beside him. The watch house was a warm refuge from the skin-freezing deep cold outside. They were sitting beside Vetinari’s bed in Igor’s workshop.

Teen 749 words 1 ch Complete 113 kudos

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