Zombieland (2009)
Thanks A Lot Tallahassee
by nanthimus (nan)
Tallahassee's got an itch to scratch. Unfortunately, it gets the foursome into a load of trouble.
Wichitafan fiction
Character · 124 works
Wichita turns up in 35 works open to everyone here. The average one runs about 1,800 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.
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Zombieland (2009)
Not If Only or Even But
by Laliandra
They write the letters one night, when Tallahassee is maudlin drunk and Columbus brave drunk and Wichita is just plain drunk, which she is enjoying because it never used to be this simple.
Zombieland (2009)
Chocolate Chip Pancakes
by Chibifukurou
When she was a kid Witchita firmly believed that her mother's chocolate chip smiley face pancakes could fix anything.
Zombieland (2009)
Distort Them as You
by J (jaywright)
"There aren't any facts to know about me. Even if I told you any, all the interesting ones would be fiction." "Then I'd only believe the boring ones," he said.
Zombieland (2009)
all those shadows almost
by weasleytook
She wasn't born cynical, she was made that way.
Zombieland
Miles To Go Before We
by Whisperslip
I feel I must apologize to my Yuletide recipient. I am fail at teh humorz, and in my attempts to weave comedy into what was essentially a tale of angst, I somehow scribbled out this 4,000 word monstrosity. I also appear to be incapable of writing in lengthy paragraphs. However, Merry Christmas, and I hope you enjoy it for what it was worth.
Zombieland (2009 2019)
sunday sunday sunday
by cowboygf
"You should get up soon," he whispered, leaning in close enough to breathe against the shell of Wichita's ear.Wichita swatted him away. "Why?"Columbus blinked. "It's Sunday morning.""Okay? We aren't going to church, are we?"
Zombieland (2009)
A potentially explicit work
Zombieland (2009 2019)
A potentially explicit work
Zombieland (2009)
Birthday
by Plumetta
Little Rock has a birthday and everyone makes a family dinner
Zombieland (2009 2019)
Rules I broke for you
by DaniTsubasa
Thirteen years later, a miracle happens. They don't know how, where, or if it's true, but humanity can aspire to hope now, a fresh start for the world they once knew. But the group can't believe the misfortune that seems to befall them when, in the midst of so much hope, Wichita falls ill, and they're not sure what's going on, but this can't be it! There's no way they could be so unlucky right now!
Zumbilândia
Regras que quebrei por
by DaniTsubasa2
Treze anos depois, um milagre acontece. Eles não sabem como, onde, e nem se é verdade, mas a humanidade pode aspirar uma esperança agora, um recomeço para o mundo que conheceram um dia. Mas o grupo não quer acreditar no azar que parece acometê-los quando em meio a tanta esperança, Wichita fica doente, e eles não têm certeza do que está acontecendo, mas não pode ser isso! Não é possível que eles sejam tão azarados justamente agora!
Zombieland (2009 2019)
A potentially explicit work
Supernatural+1
Highway to Hell Michigan
by sarahmonious
Okay, sure, call me paranoid, but I honestly didn’t know how much I trusted these guys. I mean, yeah, I did end up hitching with Tallahassee after knowing him for a full minute and a half, but for God’s sake, the man had a love affair with Twinkies. These guys looked like looked like they killed zombies as an Olympic sport.
Zombieland (2009)
A potentially explicit work
Zombieland (2009)
A potentially explicit work
The Walking Dead (TV)+1
A potentially explicit work
Zombieland (2009)
rule 37 never doubt your
by zombeesknees
It’s a long night of driving for our fearless quartet, and Columbus and Wichita discuss some important things to stay awake. | Written for a Chrimbo advent calendar many moons ago on LJ.
Zombieland (2009)
Rules For Being a Girl
by bethfury
"How to have a boyfriend, a guy on the side, perfect eye makeup, and fire a gun while running in knee high boots from the undead" by Wichita